An artisanal, bespoke, curated, farm-to-screen collection of titles, topics, and phrases from the venerable Back to Work podcast (see episode 126). (No affiliation with the show, just a fan.)
fortune cookie:
curl -O 'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/mtklr/howard/master/howard{,.dat}'
# plain
brew install fortune
fortune /path/to/howard/
# fancy
brew install cowsay
alias howsay='p=/path/to/howard; fortune "$p" | cowsay -f "$p"/howard.cow'
# outspoken
alias howsayv='p=/path/to/howard; h="$(fortune "$p")"; cowsay -f "$p"/howard.cow "$h" && say -v Daniel "$h"'
# deluxe
brew install figlet lolcat
alias wowsay='p=/path/to/howard; fortune "$p" | figlet -C utf8 | cowsay -np -f "$p"/howard.cow | lolcat'