Adds radio channels to the Badlands (#19882)

Adds a few lore radio channels to the Badlands. Credit to Schwann for
the writing!

code/modules/background/space_sectors/badlands.dm

@@ -18,6 +18,13 @@
 	starlight_power = 2
 	starlight_range = 4
 
+	lore_radio_stations = list(
+		"72.9 Nowa Bratislava Independent Radio" = 'texts/lore_radio/badlands/72.9_Nowa_Bratislava_Independent_Radio.txt',
+		"83.6 Shipping Radio Traffic" = 'texts/lore_radio/badlands/83.6_Shipping_Radio_Traffic.txt',
+		"86.2 Shipping Advisory Channel" = 'texts/lore_radio/badlands/86.2_Shipping_Advisory_Channel.txt',
+		"91.1 Morozian Classics" = 'texts/lore_radio/badlands/91.1_Morozian_Classics.txt'
+	)
+
 /datum/space_sector/valley_hale
 	name = SECTOR_VALLEY_HALE
 	description = "Nestled in the narrow Frontier space between the Republic of Elyra and the former borders of the Solarian Alliance is Valley Hale, a large region filled with a large \

html/changelogs/hazelmouse-badlandsradio.yml

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+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes:
+#   bugfix
+#     - (fixes bugs)
+#   wip
+#     - (work in progress)
+#   qol
+#     - (quality of life)
+#   soundadd
+#     - (adds a sound)
+#   sounddel
+#     - (removes a sound)
+#   rscadd
+#     - (adds a feature)
+#   rscdel
+#     - (removes a feature)
+#   imageadd
+#     - (adds an image or sprite)
+#   imagedel
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+#   code_imp
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+#   refactor
+#     - (refactors code)
+#   config
+#     - (makes a change to the config files)
+#   admin
+#     - (makes changes to administrator tools)
+#   server
+#     - (miscellaneous changes to server)
+#################################
+
+# Your name.
+author: hazelmouse
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, this gets changed to [] after reading.  Just remove the brackets when you add new shit.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("). It works without them, but if you use certain characters it screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes:
+  - rscadd: "Added radio channels to the Badlands sector, accessible via an analog radio."

texts/lore_radio/badlands/72.9_Nowa_Bratislava_Independent_Radio.txt

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+You’re listening to Nowa Bratislava Independent Radio, bringing you the best songs of Visegrad.
+Now, one for all our friends in the Navy.
+[Hard rock guitar intro]
+[RANDOMNOTE] They keep asking where I’ll be tomorrow, where the Navy sends me! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I don’t know where, I don’t know how! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Wherever Szalai sees me! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Get me out! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Oh, get me out! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[Music]
+[RANDOMNOTE] When we were younger, the Navy seemed easy, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] But now patrol without ceasing! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I need someone, I need a relief, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] To get me out! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Oh, to get me out! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[Music]
+That was Get Out by the Fellgevar Underground, listeners!
+We’ll be back after a short word from our sponsors.
+/Ksssshhhhh.../
+Tired of long waits to travel to the Jewel Worlds for your vacation?
+Wait no longer with Idris’ new non-stop-service route from Fellegvar to Silversun!
+Experience Idris’ famous hospitality in our famous ‘Star-Gazer’ vessels as you cruise in comfort to Helios City, Silversun.
+Astronomical quality, unlimited comfort! Book your flight today!
+/Pssssshhhhhhh.../
+And we’re back! Mowie, ads! Have to keep the lights on somehow.
+That’s enough from me. Let’s keep the day rainy with some songs!
+This one comes to us from sunny, sunny Silversun! Too bright for me, but maybe not for you!
+/Kssshhhttt.../
+[Upbeat synth intro]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I’ll be your million credit dream girl!~ [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I’ll be your shining star in spaaace!~ [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] And we’ll sail together for-eveeeerrr~ [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Across the stars and space! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[Synth music]
+/Khhhrrrtttt.../
+That was, ah, Million Credit Girl, by the Helios Beach Club. Taktak, popular, but not my taste.
+Boze, the listener is always right though.
+One more before break! This one is more Visegradi! It’s Raining — yes, that’s the real title! — by Forest Brother Blues.
+/Fssshhhh.../
+[Music]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Rain-ing rain-ing, standing all alone. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Waiting all alone, I’m feeling so tired — I want to go home. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Faces pass me places don’t, getting soaking wet, I want to be home. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I’m trying my best, I want my rest, but I’m getting cold. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Rain-ing rain-ing, what a fool I’d be, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] To say that I tried, that I could be free. [RANDOMNOTE]
+/Bzzzrrrtt.../
+Want a waterfront view without going to Silversun? Stop by the Lazy Szazlabu coffee shop at 1920 Piłsudski Street today!
+We’re just a block away from the Waterfront Station stop of the monorail’s green line.
+/Ksshhh.../
+Serve our Alliance, see the Spur. Join the Solarian Navy today.
+The Navy made Admiral Szalai into the woman she is today. What’s your hidden potential?
+/Kzzzhhhtttt.../

texts/lore_radio/badlands/83.6_Shipping_Radio_Traffic.txt

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+This is IMV Gar, Helium-3 tanker, requesting docking permission on Visegrad.
+IMV Gar this is Visegrad OTC, transmit your registration code.
+TEN-EIGHT-EIGHT-FIVE-EIGHT-TWELVE, we are an Imperial-flagged vessel.
+IMV Gar you are cleared for dock 72, seven-two.
+Proceeding.
+/Kzzzzhhhhhttttt.../
+Unidentified vessel, this is SAMV Hussar, you are /ordered/ to turn your transponder on.
+Hussar this is ICV Phoenix, we are currently attempting to re-enable our transponder after an ion storm. Will cut engines until you can get our signal.
+/Bzzzhhhhtttt.../
+This is the ICV Ganges, operating under Xanu flagging, requesting permission to dock at New Suez.
+ICV Ganges this is OTC, your transponder is good. Proceed to dock 18.
+We copy.
+/Bzzzhhhhrrrrtttt.../
+This is the IIV Musa, on our regular tourist route to Persepolis. Can I have my docking request expedited?
+IIV Musa, this is New Suez OTC. Negative, proceed to customs.
+A man sighs on one end of the line.
+Roger.
+/Kzzzhhhhrrrrttttt.../
+Are you seriously broadcasting over open band?
+I’m /not/, man!
+Yes you are! I can hear myself through the radio!
+Look, okay, let me just—
+[A banging noise and muffed expletives signal the end of this broadcast!]
+/Kkkkzzzzzzzhhhhtttt.../
+This is HCV Castillo, I have engine trouble in your system. Please send a tug.
+HCV Castillo this is ENV Algier, we are moving to assist you.
+Thank you! We are holding at grid ONE TWO EIGHT FOUR dash THREE THREE SEVEN in the al-Wakwak System.
+/Kssssshhhhhttttt.../
+Meow.
+Meow, meow.
+Meow.
+... *rrrrreally*, man?
+/Kzzzzzhhhhrrrrtttttt.../
+SAMV Szendzielarz this is HIMS Indomitable, we are off your stern. Request you send a shuttle for prisoner transport.
+Indomitable, advise nature of prisoners?
+Solarian Navy deserters captured south of your interstellar border.
+Wait one.
+…
+Indomitable this is Szendzielarz, we will approach to receive. Switch to military banding, we will transmit our codes.
+/Kssssshhhhhhhtttttttt.../

texts/lore_radio/badlands/86.2_Shipping_Advisory_Channel.txt

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+/Kzzzzhhhrrtttt.../
+Be advised, #3 warp gate in Danube System remains closed for maintenance until November.
+Please redirect to #2 gate.
+Anticipate waits of up to one day.
+The National Defense Force appreciates your patience in this matter.
+/Kkkkzzzhhhrrrrtttt.../
+Be aware that all civilian vessels must have their transponders active within Solarian space at all times.
+Failure to comply may result in search and seizure by Navy vessels.
+Registered owners may be held in custody if contraband is discovered.
+Your safety is our priority.
+/Bzzzzhhhhrrrttttt.../
+Civilian vessels are advised to be aware of restricted flight space near Imperial Fleet facilities on Zhurong.
+Entry into restricted space will result in vessel detention.
+Refusal to comply may result in the use of force.
+/Ssszzzhhrrrttttt.../
+Please be prepared for mandatory inspection upon docking in New Suez.
+Your cooperation is appreciated in this matter.
+Report any suspicious activity to the Elyran Navy on band ONE ZERO FIVE POINT EIGHT.
+Again, report suspicious activity to the Elyran Navy on band ONE ZERO FIVE POINT EIGHT.
+/Bzzzzzzkkkhhhhttttt.../
+The Imperial Fleet ensures safety in the Badlands. We are the sword and shield of the Empire.
+Obey all laws while in Imperial space and you will be free to conduct business.
+Goddess protects.
+/Kssssshhhttttt.../
+All intelligent synthetic equipment is to remain onboard its vessel while in Imperial space.
+The only exception is for evacuations.
+Contact the nearest customs station for further inquiries.
+/Bzzzkkkkhhhhttttt.../
+Dock 52 on New Suez is currently undergoing routine maintenance. Inbound vessels are to proceed to dock 53 unless instructed otherwise by orbital traffic control.
+Please control your speed within Suezi airspace. Accidents can be prevented.
+Contact the port authority for additional information.
+/Ksssshhhhtttttt.../
+Vessels are advised to avoid space above the Imperial Territory of Fisanduh.
+This is a restricted zone.
+Vessels in this area are subject to search and seizure by the Fleet.
+/Bzzzzhhhhttttt.../
+Please report all pirate sightings to the Solarian Navy.
+Do not attempt to engage these vessels.
+The Navy is authorized to provide bounties for confirmed sightings reported to them.
+Utilize band ONE TWO EIGHT POINT SEVEN to report sightings.
+Again, utilize band ONE TWO EIGHT POINT SEVEN.
+/Ksssshhhhhttt.../
+Free positronic intelligences are to remain aboard their vessels while docked at Solarian ports.
+Those who leave their vessels do so at their own risk.
+The Solarian Alliance does not recognize synthetic self-ownership.
+The Southern Solarian Reconstruction Mandate recommends all vessels operating from nations recognizing synthetic self-ownership advise their crews of this.
+/Kzzzhhhhttt.../
+Report any suspicious activity to the nearest Elyran Navy vessel.
+Fighting privateering is every vessel’s duty.
+Only together can we make a safer Orion Spur.
+/Bzzzhhhhtttttt.../

texts/lore_radio/badlands/91.1_Morozian_Classics.txt

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+You are listening to Morozian Classics, a production of the Imperial Institute of Cultural Affairs, broadcasting from Domelkos.
+We broadcast great works of Morozian opera and classical music.
+Give thanks to our magnanimous royal family for their patronage of the arts.
+May Our Lady of Moroz bless your day, listeners.
+/Kzzzzhhhhhtttt.../
+And now, a sample from the opera Daybreak.
+[Music swells]
+/Alas!/
+/How it grieves me to see our Countess fall a slave to her sickness!/
+/Quickly, young Wei, bring her to me./
+/At once, my Lord!/
+[Music]
+/Ah, kindly Lord Erik; whence came the strange vessel you now clasp so eagerly to your breast?/
+/Countess Emiliana; it was brought to you from Domelkos./
+/And who of your men obtained it?/
+/Young Wei! Up, Wei! Come!/
+/My Countess; this elixir shall restore you!/
+/It has been blessed by Our Lady Herself!/
+/Shall it? Or shall it send me to Her embrace?/
+[Music]
+/I rot upon my litter.../
+/Let us discard caution and place our faith in Her!/
+[Music swells!]
+/What sorcery?! I am restored!/
+/Let us give our thanks, to Her, our Lady of Moroz.../
+/... as we march onwards to conquest!/
+[Applause, cheering]
+/Kzzzhhhhhrrrrttttt.../
+Listeners interested in this week’s episode of Life on the Reach may find it on our sister channel, the Imperial Broadcasting Service.
+Previous episodes are available on the Imperial Institute of Cultural Affairs’ website, www dot i-i-c-a dot gov dot m-z.
+They may also be requested through your local IICA office.
+Long live our beloved Empire.
+/Bzzzzhhhhhrrrrttttt.../
+Now, a stirring work by the Royal Jadranic Choir.
+[Applause]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I was glad when they said unto me, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] We shall go into the Kingdom of Moroz. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Our souls laid bare, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Shall stand before Her eternal majesty. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] On our Moroz’s green and pleasant scenes. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] And there shall shine; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Her countenance divine. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Upon Her mighty realm. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] I shall be true as She is divine, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] In Her name, [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] And for Her empire. [RANDOMNOTE]
+[Applause]
+/Bzzzzhhhhrrrrrttttt.../
+We at Morozian Classics would like to extend a toast to our noble defenders: His Imperial Majesty’s Fleet.
+Please enjoy this recording of the Zhurong March, our noble Fleet’s march.
+Long live the Emperor!
+[Music]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Whether at home or abroad; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] On defense or attack; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Count on Zhurong’s castles! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Floating fortresses of our Empire’s wrath; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] To guard the Empire’s lands and seas! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Vessels armed and armored with steel; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] To defeat the Empire’s foes! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] They leave behind wakes of shimmering warp; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] That drift through space like a yastr! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] They fire their guns with deafening booms; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] That make our enemies run and scatter! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Thousands of miles through the void; [RANDOMNOTE]
+[RANDOMNOTE] Zhurong’s castles sail for glory! [RANDOMNOTE]
+[Applause, cheering]
+/Kzzzzhhhhtttttt.../