Science Jokes
I never trust atoms...they make up everything!
Astronomer 1: What is preparation A? Astronomer 2: It's an over the counter drug used to relieve the pain and suffering of asteroids.
What do you do when a chemist dies? You Barium
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
I am reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can not put it down.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And does not.