#Demetri Martin Quotes
#1 The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
#2 I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
#3 I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ’go outside.’
#4 Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
#5 The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.