LSTM_output_jokes.txt

why cant barbie get pregnant
was a great time so I could have a give them a teenager but the time I want to have a black fri

why was the musician arrested
was standing in a Mexican restaurant on the point, they were a woman is all about some times I 

did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine
What do you call a high school today? A cross between the friend and a gay man named

what do you do if a bird shits on your car
ow do you kill a midget that have no interest on the trap? I can't believe it's because I

what should you do before criticizing pacman
What does a racist fun the large pain in the comments on the scarecrow that the flies in a 

whats the difference between an illegal mexican and an autonomous robot
n't care" and goes on a dist of the moon because I want to have a three hour stand in a w

what did arnold schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic
shootsWhat do we cry. So I feel like I've feel like I like my women like I like my women 

thanksgiving joke what does miley cyrus eat for thanksgiving
mber when you throw it a find land mines and down the street.What do you call a terrorist

why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
? Because they can't get the control between the man who can claim that she was the first t

how did the blonde die raking leaves
 and a woman walk into a bar... The bartender looks up.What do you call a woman with no arm

that guy is such a douchebag is he single
o you call a prostitute for high school? A fruit accidentally die of a heart attack in her,

why did the chicken hold a seance
s late for a celebrity white being a medicine she said, "No, we don't want to be a bar... and

where do baby cows go to eat lunch
time.My friend is half officer asked the difference between a chick person and a mopstach?

mom do you want this
g about being a painting up and says "I thought I was too big Seats Dating Coffee And it starte

how do you fit  gays on one barstool
full of shit.What do you call a gay guy with a paralympic team? The white jokeMy friend

whats alqaedas favorite american football team
 have to do when he can find their houses with a hole in your hands in the park before she is 

did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison
e they had to do when they were all stare at the comment and drive his life in a car with

whats the difference between a car tyre and  condoms
they are hearts and down the child? Eric Clewn girls like the first hit with the women how

what did the car said to the valet
ereo was the most expectancy of the man who were a bad day, it's too longWhen you will nev

why did the xbox owner cross the road
e they had a pretty good side. I thought I was thinking of a seagull lives by the man I had 

what did the porn actress say when she opened the door
 have no strippers? Because he killed the first time? He was walking down the street caus

why were the bakers hands brown
tole him a high school? One is a stroke, but when I get a milk on the back of the final or not

what do people from the s and  or r or news jokes have in common
ucking hipsters.Did you know that the time have in common? They both come over the

why dont most fans like the first  episodes of dbz
Charles Undereat status. It said, "I guess I wouldn't have do not forgot to eat a big mea

what do you call a threehumped camel
tually bring a man on the street and the bartender says "What? You got a bit of sheep.I wen

what did the two tampons say to each other
to eat a bit of space? She is all the time.What do you call a man with a rabbit with a pa

what do you call jayz having a leg transplant
the pigs of signals, and they don't have a hole in one side.What do you call a black guy 

what defies the law of gravity
ad bodyWhat do you call a blonde hair at the new parent card home with the jokes of a mathem

whats the difference donald trump and my vagina
comments of the Dark Side.When we find the pilot.I was going to describe it.I went to 

q whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley
t about the first time he had to wait for the word "stop you and your watch the things I 

you know what the definition of competitive is
 that should be a great roll out of town? He was out of the time.What do you call a sat do

how do you know if your wine was made in the s
brain train? The women want to have a different alien because they have a kid.What do 

what was the name of paul reveres favorite porno mag
laimWhat do you call a blind man who went to the doctor to to leave a fair trapped in a 

teacher why do we put a hyphen in a birdcage
ore about now... I thought I was a fat to get a new tombon of life.What do you get when 

what did the wise man say to the fat guy
ors start walking down the street.What do you call a black guy who wears the first thing

why do you call a mexican midget a paragraph
s the road? - E realized I want to be seriously explaining a movie about sexual and she sai

me waiter do you have frog legs
avorite pants.I want to have a friend asked me to have a great time with a bathroom? They g

whats the worse thing to do to a blind person
d be the first time when you throw it as it sucks.Who is the most reminder where you wer

descartes walks into the bar the bartender asks him will you have your usual tonight
boat to the other side. It started using the door.I was going to be stuck with a ca

anyone want to hear my human centipede joke
he first thing to do a man that has a stranger at the same time in the United States of Gree

what is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar
here you lose your head today that makes me late for what they have to do when you get t

hey who did you vote for
 Because he couldn't see the book on reddit cards.What do you call a dog with a bit of a bar

why did the mexican take his xanax
cause they are always still all over the first time you have to stop being a lot of cheese in

does a cow give milk
: Daddy care about prison fears.What do you call a woman who cooked to work? He had outstandi

why cant a bike stand on its own
are all the wind? The candidate say when he got drunk and cares? They come across a sean on 

what did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation
pecial or not.A man walks into a cold made a home and hard on the flies in her peri

whats an extroverted accountant
o they were a racist, got a new book on her present and lawyers a super hate the time.I went t

what are the  stages of sex after marriage
o you call a masturbating cowboy because I like everyone in the car to see the house.I ha

what happens when turkeys get the common cold
e they love to take the chains of sex? 68 one's social network.How do you know when you cr

why did the composer go to the chiropractor
o cookies me on the floors of the construction circumcision... ... and then they call the po

what is the last thing that tickleme elmo gets before he leaves the factory
screenWhat do you call a prostitute with the blonde on the front door? "I know the w

what do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty
kes a movie about how the headest thing about sex? Because of the trunkWhat do you cal

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
 they were all over the truth, but you can beat you that they were really sure of the sea?

did you hear about the skeleton who didnt go to prom
id all the title of diarrhea? Because it's how that he can never get old when they don't 

what do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight
What do you call a cow with no arms and a girl is disappointed a crab and a chick pea

how does a baboon make phone calls
he world ask them to his so something for the lawn.What's the difference between a man with

i milked the cow we dont have a cow the neighbors cow then their cat
t him, a dead baby in the face.What do you call a tattoo of seven with a shitty nos

dear shirtless guy in his profile pic you really want to impress girls
 people play the painting out of the judge strippers and when they don't care out there

how many reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb
I'm sorry but you can't believe it... When a girl who slows the other day... The teacher 

why is chapstick so popular
There are two tires.The bartender said "Do you know where the hell is like a dog shell? When 

whats a sluts favourite drink
e: So you have to tell you that you don't like it.What's the difference between a dead baby i

facebook buys instagram for one billion
What do you call a horse with a race? A white study are the only person that was looking for 

sees a zebra for the first time whats up with that horse
ou call a women who walks into a bar The bartender looks up and still work? Paper - the 

why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster
"that's not she was out of the casket of the time."What do you call a paralympic that sa

what is the best part about having sex with  year olds
 one on the floor so they don't have a big dick.What do you call a dog when someone is

what does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator
t do when you watch TV in the human on a date? A member of the Artic Pecience of course, I d

why was the baby ant so confused
okes about activity with a car with a box of cheese in the world then my wife caught me 3 sec

simba  welcome to the bone zone nala  the what
x with the highway personality.I was going to prove the face to the final stairs? A gar

how are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress
if they tell them to his prison cross the road? Because they don't care about something in

why are native americans the most successfull strippers
y have a book on the floor.What do you call a tree but you can't have a divorce I don't ha

why did the ebola patient cross the road
e they can't stand the day the trunk.What's the difference between a man with a bad day? A

how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony
heart attack with a steak on a circus claim she couldn't get this baby in the wine? Becau

how is light beer like having sex in a canoe
ut the sighs and sticks to my birthday to you.I went through the pants that she was the 

how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
 all have to let the street of the floor.What do you call a man with no week. The polic

what do you get when you cross an insomniac agnostic and a dyslexic
o see the moon!What do you call a man who wear the best and drink the word "come out 

what do you call a number that wont sit still
 see the back door? Madam PanHow do you know if someone is hard to leave the floor so th

how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb
 like the wall they were a shitzuMy friend got a new relationship with a banana in the

why did the semen cross the road
se he is a statue of the time.What do you get when you cross a soldier in the world? A cold

why arent tyler perry movies for the lighthearted
n died? ME: You haven't have to start using the car salesman for the first thing about steal

how do you figure out which contestant in a ms america pageant is a prostitute
e but you can play with a shitty plane cause I've been eating it.What do you call a

what does a sheep call a film it doesnt like
a book on his dicks on the training of a car? I don't think it's a new album now leave me 

why do golfers wear  pairs of pants
.I wonder what the definition of a feminist and a new new Step 2 to 100% back to the table

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles
e looking for the rest of the window.When I was a tooth people who don't even like it.

do hamburgers make good vampires
eople who stole my foot look like? Stop calling it a shark.What do you call a black guy with 

why is my chinese girlfriend so bitchy
idn't see the first time to get a black guy that was the last thing that has a shitzuPeople

what do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky
at creating recently.What do you call a black guy who wear the blown tits in the face? Be

whats black and white and red all over and cant get through a revolving door
hute? Because they have no idea that you've got to the highway they mean people who d

what did the marine biologist say when he saw two eels making love
te replies "What do you call a Mexican bag of computer? A graduation doesn't make it to

did you guys know that water can talk
the other side.A priest and a mop of trainer showers the war and waiter at me.I think I'

how many alzheimers patients does it take to screw on a light bulb
just had to buy a time treating her own buttons because he had water when you get the c

what did one tampon say to the other tampon
th start to watch TV shows.What do you call a man with a red start find out the drugs.W

what is the best thing about twenty six year olds
no seem to be sauce to think they are always pricks in one hand and then he could say "go 

have you ever seen those give a penny take a penny things at convenience stores
 the traffic light bulb The fourth on the life of Jesus because I was thinking, and I

what do you call a chinese conga line
 I got a movie and says, "It's like "I don't have a bot of sexual and now I can't just have 

what the quickest way to a mans heart
on't like itWhat do you call a man with no teeth? A small medium at largeWhat do you cal

how many people does it take to save the world
ar is it called when they don't get it to the hipster burn his tears of the time? Put the 

how many people does it take to change a light bulb in brazil
top making me pretty hit by a breakfast that true does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

when is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game
t thing about sexit when they go to the bathroom? They call it a restaurant on the front o

how many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb
ou feel like they are pretty sure she said "how do you know when you cross the party? A 

how do you get a gay man to fuck a woman
ate? A small medium at large.I was watching Bacon in my son and the world never show th

did you hear about the calendar thief
s just a bit to the concert the final sale.I had a bad day, when a man walks into a bar and

why did the vampire attack the clown
iler of the country of the artion of the time.What do you call a cow with the hipster burn 

whats the difference between a pizza and a black man
ick tickle tear to a priest and a community? Because they always wear the face.The best 

job interview why do you want to be a psychiatrist
he was always wearing my phone and said "hey made up the windscreen that I also don't care

whats the difference between a computer and a woman
d the cannibal excited about your wheelchairWhat do you call a person who went to the dan

whats the sharpest thing in the word
ost of them look for the line of "Bad Gunny Both "L" "Bond with the ladge with the same boys 

what english king invented the fireplace
she said "No, she said, "It's called "That's what you get the flues in the bathroom? They call

why do canadians do it doggy style
 Because they are all the time.What do you call a hooker with a homeless girl walks into a 

why does little sally have a limp
se they don't like itWhat do you call a dirty bus station that you have a fart fly.What d

oh you just put lotion on
nternet? Because they have to look so much fun.What do you call a redditor is a bit of a bar

when do you kick a midget in the balls
 my phone number on the moon guy who the two things is President of the country of the Unit

why dont you want your nose to be  inches long
y was going to explain the middle of his pants.I wonder where you don't want to have a 

why do midgets laugh when they run
o ask his next week? Dick has a slow into a cold dick.If you don't have a girl with the fir

day one living in one of those tiny houses well isnt this quaint
ime.If you don't have a girl from the new Button cheese.I once other day and hope t

did you hear about the constipated dyslexic
ss? They can't change a lightbulb? One's a chef and a comment where everyone says "I am the b

why are mountains so funny
an the joke about sex with a plane but you have to take a shit when he saw a girl now if a dead

why do gay men always have candles near their asses
the difference between Gand Baby Dick the little head down on the water.I was going to t

what do jesus and your mom have in common
th start the concert that has no idea how to do with a nickname dishwasher start? Because t

how does jg wentworth tell you that hes hungry
a man who was a hole in one of the door to do it for president of the time.What do you ca

whats the integral of  or cabin
at do you call a man with no arms and my phone in the oces? Because they love to explain some

nsfw whats the difference between a catholic priest and a zit
se man trophing all the time.One time I had to steal the window... .... I asked the wor

q how did the blonde die  icefishing
 the other side.My friend should make a joke to play with some cuding from the cat actuall

what did the upvote whore say to the redditor
e I do it to the lawyer who are not a bitter."Good Girls Worth Poleman Put it is too shor

why do melons always have big weddings
as all the judge speed dating a supermodel in the air as the supermarket to the floor.What 

what did asian jesus say before he was crucified
 work checks on the morning and you have no idea how to do anything to work the line but th

what do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows
the dashboard, the person who can both turn the other side. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

how many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb
 work because I'm the first time in the end of the window... ...but I can't come in pris

guest why did you offer me a piece of candy
all going to be stuck in a fish, he's a disappointment. I think I was a marijuana fish in 

daughter daddy why do i have to go to bed so early
top and meat some now they look sitting for the ladies? They don't like to say their red

how do you make helen keller cry
: collection, my wife had to put it in a disabled baby for my trap load off in the face.I w

did u hear about the leper poker game
e I went to the other side.I just saw a girl with a shark when they were too fast. They we

anyone got a  year old daughter i could introduce as mine
ted  broken pizza check up and says "I have a female point out of the dark!"What do yo

what did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty
gers in front of your white.My friend told me to have a great word for a farmer walk int

why does buzzfeed skip every other number when counting
xt them once a year.What do you call a woman who comes with a baby crap stick to the food

whats the difference between coriander and cumin
he floor.What do you call a woman who works because they are all interested in sex? Because

what did spock find in the enterprise bathroom
ere really because he knows where the future is the hardest thing to the bar.When you got 

how do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach
where they always cut a human beer.I feel like the more you get a doctor watching the p

what did jay say when adnan opened the trunk
u hear about the Chicken cross the road? To start a concern car recently on the floor. Me: 

why do seagulls live by the sea
d snapped on the floor so I can see the first time of shoes from the back of the time.I thi

what happens when frogs park illegally
use they have to say the light bulb? It's not going to be a tight stand up and look at meI w

why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet
he street conversation with a diamond real masturbation pack off of it.What do you call

what do mutiny and an orgasm have in common
th like to wear the rest of his car with a cross the road? To say yes I have everybody went

why are normal human body temperatures around f
rt.What do you call a man who worked with battery? I get a message in my car accident.I'

why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iphone
ostitute creation of seven with the world? The planet is the first run of my trainer stati

what is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker
ction chicken cross the road? Because 7 8 9.997.I had a new in the face to drink the wi

whats the hardest part about vaping
an that last night in the middle of your best friend asked me if I could only start the cashie

why did the canadian cross the road
se he couldn't help your head together to the chicken of the first time he died? Because they

what do you do when you find michael j fox in your hot tub
themmoreHow do you know if a gang of shit made from the car? Teching me it was a hot

what do you call two gay irishmen
 sheets can be the funny But not me handle the time in the first time? Plain the ball status 

why do elephants have  feet
ook at me from the Chinese 27 of the night bowl? The first But the was stuck with the ladies..

when are they going to drug test the audience of the price is right
a the house.I had a bad day, the wife was out of the dark has to lose your wife on t

how to get a jewish girls number
e I had to lose your children stealing my dad when they said "Oh look, I would think it's har

why doesnt hitler go ski
ets the only party when you cross a great time and put his girlfriend she was the one that they

whats the best kind of grass
the bank robbery in the tube of searching? A statue of the hair in the country.What do you c

why does annas mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality
 black people? A duck walks into a bar and a crowd drive? A trampoline.So I went to the

what is jeb bushs campaign slogan
ld him to drink a contrace with a trapher made a small chance of cakeWhat do you call a man 

why do lawyers suits never have pants pockets
 next girl from the airport to get the person to see the first fight on the man who went to 

why does helen keller wear tight jeans
 do you call a cow say to the other say when he goes to heaven? A dead baby in the moon, we s

whats green and smells like bacon
I could probably but the cashier should an article at her first date.What do you call a home

why were there only  contestants in the national ebonics beauty pageant
irplane? A: She was the first note.What do you call a woman who waste to change a ligh

what do you do with old cannon balls
e he was out of the window or do I have a black man claim, the left to find out where they w

what did the two tampons have in common
oth start doing anything to show them so much better than you.What do you call a black guy

why is saturn like your balls
an with a red snapping a more prevented for dinner to come out of the time.If you always fin

whats better than two roses on your piano
icken cross the road? Because they don't care if it's not a donation of the drugs or dies in

what happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the halloween party
ob and a strip club and the other is a bald sense of course when I get a black guy in h

whats the difference between wild iranian ossetra caviar and my penis
r still tried to this one conditions that was a hole in one she stole is screaming the on

who are the  most famous black women
cause they are fine. It's the last thing I want to be sure of course.What's the difference

what do shakespearian buddhists eat for breakfast
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q what does a womans asshole do when she is having an orgasm
My wife wanted to be cause she was the cookie doesn't worry about it.What do you call

why is my tetris highscore like my wife
st as he comes out of the car for being black and meant you tool out there and says "I do th

how do you double the price of a fiat
ing? They both started singing everyone who is others from a president of the lightbulb on 

q how many honor guards does it take to screw in a light bulb
only one that says "I don't know what you want to have a distance.What's the differe

did you hear about the coldplay concert in china last weekend
 ClausHow do you know if a girl who comes to his dad with a toaster? Nothing, they were

when a woman says what did you just say
n I got a nice clock to "Little A password for the first thing to do it.What do you call 

how do two lawyers greet each other
rds I love you for you.What do you call a cow still standing in a lifetime? A dudellowWha

me can i have a coke waiter is pepsi ok
ently had the last thing I was going to be so much better than you they just want to watch

girlfriend did you fix the dishwasher
 were one of the day when they don't even have the time like their first time? Pupil: The past

spelling bee your word is phlegm can you use it in a sentence
h stuck up on a disorder.What do you call a southern man training out of the truth? H

did you hear about the pirate suffering from scurvy
bed? A blonde and my dad's name is half a little bit of marijuana free trial and the other 

what do you call a german with a bad attitude
 she said. "I wonder if she wanted to start a seriously explaining a picture of sheep on t

apparently when your boss asks if youre on drugs which drugs
car? The person that was a more expensive drowning on the internet helped you over? Me: I

how do you know you sister is on her period
 is a strap on her period? Dad: Hahaha, he was never seen a pizza end up at the homeless. 

what is the greatest intermolecular force of all time
 bull still being a black guy who can see the world would be she still says "what you do to

why does an elephant have  feet
 you are drunk.The only thing black hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They w

whats the difference between a midget and a venereal disease
the line of a crimital and a lifetime ban from the house. He would have been with the thin

what is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night
When a man was check the same difference between a diamond at the ashroning when you c

whats the best reason to date a pornstar
ege glass they would have too long? Penis with people that they call me ugly and perfect fin

what does james bond say after a heavy workout
l night? A: She was out of a teenager board see the bear start back to you? Me: No, I thoug

why shouldnt you sleep with a weatherman
aralyzed sex with the biggest person that they call the moon because they think it's hard to 

why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office
e first time he could say that boots are sharing it.What do you call a man with no arms

damn girl are you a jar of pickles
r with a black guy who went down the street.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come

why did the gorilla visit italy
first thing about being a pedophile and then they call me ugly on the front lawyer the other d

what do you do with an elephant with three balls
all night.What's the difference between the Lawyer Sandwich Community clown? A small med

man whats eating you today
ad of the country. It was the last thing you have to take a shit.What do you call a woman wit

student teacher can i ask you a question
BPCometic Cool put second because he had a booty call a computer at the back of the side of 

when noah was loading the ark where did he put the bees
et.What do you call a person who won't be sending me a tree? The second man was charge

what do you call an inspiring jerk session
 she'd look like?The Past, the president all the shit out of the can of lettuce support so

could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him
the best way to say to his wife off when he can be standing in the midder.I was going t

whats a ministers favorite food
 you next time he can say a pair of shit and she couldn't steal? Monal Teasons in China have in

what is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex
's the first time travellers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one of the chick

whats the difference between jews and santa
do you do? He was the lead singing all the world neck people had to shoot a vegetable? The co

how can you tell russians are bad at driving stick
 you call a woman with a vegan? A hebberWhat do you call a dirty bus station at the food

why cant you tell secrets in a corn field
 like I'll probably come across the bad, as I just be watching for the first time when you 

how many jews does it take to change hitlers mind
sure if I was really really so stupid she was a child I was out of ceiling in the back of 

that hamburger helper hand guy theres a twin out there right
 they have a white.I always have to do something about being a pedophile and a priest a

q how do you spot a happy motorcyclist in  fair weather
I'm sorry but you can't fly. I want to be married and forgotten a doctor to buy a tank h

what do you call a hot day in canada
t the first time of ster you are a good personalities.What do you call a mexican prison r

what did the old maid get the vasaline for
you're the only one without but he lived in a bad at work? Well they can't eat meat or was.

why did adele cross the road
as really expensive that has no more expensive jokes about sex? Because they are doing the dis

what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
e all down the stairs of the toilet me, but it's so low.I see her to get the funny of th

how many mcdonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb
adio down.What do you call a good pilot when they come back? I want to write a bucket

what is bluetooth
 child shirt and then they call the man who weighed by a Mexican prison.Did you hear about the 

why dont you see hippos hiding in trees
e than you too lazy? He was outstanding in his finger still the same.What do you get when 

why were they called the dark ages
n you do is to do that their towers stand for she can only take the time.What do you call a

who is this one
hat do you call a cow that doesn't come back? I can't tell it a week later, they can't even call

what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep
 candy? They have to wake up all night without seeing the same back to you.Pretty good

breakfast table me who killed the entire box of lucky charms
What do you call a women with her hair still wearing a hotel? Do you have to walk the li

remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk
 are you a vegetable? The sheep on the comes off the copycand to the street experience.

knock knock whos there  alistair  alistair who
the doctor to put the carrots while having the sign statistic say when he saw the travide i

why do elephants have big flat feet
uture team has a really blow in a hotel... It's not a clock on the high school of the world I

why do white people like cheese so much
ts herocrate in the park about sex with a parallel lives by the difference between a dead ba

thatll be  please do you take giant revolving badgers
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