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why cant barbie get pregnant
because they can't even
why was the musician arrested
he was a fungi
did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine
he was a little hoarse
what do you do if a bird shits on your car
you get it off
what should you do before criticizing pacman
a : the p
whats the difference between an illegal mexican and an autonomous robot
one is a cunning array of stunts
what did arnold schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know
thanksgiving joke what does miley cyrus eat for thanksgiving
a buck
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
because they are always in the middle of the closet
how did the blonde die raking leaves
she was in the kitchen
that guy is such a douchebag is he single
he is a good way to get a good job
why did the chicken hold a seance
because he was a little hoarse
where do baby cows go to eat lunch
the spaghetto
mom do you want this
me : i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know what to do
how do you fit gays on one barstool
planet .
whats alqaedas favorite american football team
the ones who can run
did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison
he was a little hoarse
whats the difference between a car tyre and condoms
is a cunning array of stunts .
what did the car said to the valet
" i don't know , i just don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with . " but i don't know what i do .
why did the xbox owner cross the road
because he was too far out
what did the porn actress say when she opened the door
" i'm sorry , i'm not sure " . " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with . " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with
why were the bakers hands brown
because he was a little hoarse
what do people from the s and or r or news jokes have in common
both have to get to the other side .
why dont most fans like the first episodes of dbz
they are always in the field .
what do you call a threehumped camel
a roamin ' catholic
what did the two tampons say to each other
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know
what do you call jayz having a leg transplant
a seizure
what defies the law of gravity
? the most effective
whats the difference donald trump and my vagina
the only one that can get a little lighter
q whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley
a : a mosquito stops sucking when you pull it out
you know what the definition of competitive is
i don't know , but i don't know what it is
how do you know if your wine was made in the s
you have to get it in the back of the oven
what was the name of paul reveres favorite porno mag
the captain's log
teacher why do we put a hyphen in a birdcage
because they were all nervous-rex ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
what did the wise man say to the fat guy
i don't know , i just don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with
why do you call a mexican midget a paragraph
because he is always in the field
me waiter do you have frog legs
me : i don't know what you want to do with you ? me : * pulls out * * pulls out * * gets back to the bathroom * * gets back to the bathroom * * gets back * * gets back * * * gets off * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
whats the worse thing to do to a blind person
the wheelchair
descartes walks into the bar the bartender asks him will you have your usual tonight
" i don't have a drink , but i don't have a drink . " the bartender says , " i don't have a drink . " the bartender says , " i don't have a drink . " the second replies " no , i'm
anyone want to hear my human centipede joke
i don't know , but i don't know what i do
what is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar
" you have to get to the other side of the oven ! " " i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with
hey who did you vote for
first time ? - the last time you get a little bit of the time
why did the mexican take his xanax
to get to the other side
does a cow give milk
lot of money ? i don't know , but i just can't even
why cant a bike stand on its own
because it is too long
what did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know
whats an extroverted accountant
a : " i don't know , i don't know , i just don't like it . "
what are the stages of sex after marriage
last time of the year .
what happens when turkeys get the common cold
they both get stuck in the corner
why did the composer go to the chiropractor
because he was a little hoarse
what is the last thing that tickleme elmo gets before he leaves the factory
the wheelchair
what do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty
a dictator
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
you don't have to be a dick
did you hear about the skeleton who didnt go to prom
he was a little hoarse
what do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight
a quarter pounder with cheese
how does a baboon make phone calls
he gets a buccaneer
i milked the cow we dont have a cow the neighbors cow then their cat
dear shirtless guy in his profile pic you really want to impress girls
are you a lot of people . " i don't know what to do with you . "
how many reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
why is chapstick so popular
because it is always dublin
whats a sluts favourite drink
a sunken ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
facebook buys instagram for one billion
the time
sees a zebra for the first time whats up with that horse
the other guy
why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster
because they are always in the middle of the oven
what is the best part about having sex with year olds
can only have one of them .
what does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with . " but i don't know what i do .
why was the baby ant so confused
because he was a little hoarse
simba welcome to the bone zone nala the what
say to the doctor ? " you have a little lamb ! " you know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but
how are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress
they are both ways to get in the back of the car
why are native americans the most successfull strippers
because they are always in the middle of the closet
why did the ebola patient cross the road
to get to the other side
how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony
you have to get it back
how is light beer like having sex in a canoe
they both have to get in the back of the oven
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
ten-tickles
what do you get when you cross an insomniac agnostic and a dyslexic
a dyslexic ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
what do you call a number that wont sit still
the middle of the ocean ? a condescending con descending
how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
why did the semen cross the road
because he was in the chicken
why arent tyler perry movies for the lighthearted
because he was a little hoarse
how do you figure out which contestant in a ms america pageant is a prostitute
the one is the best way to get to the other side
what does a sheep call a film it doesnt like
a reptile dysfunction
why do golfers wear pairs of pants
they have to get to the other side .
how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles
you get to the other side
do hamburgers make good vampires
they don't have a good time
why is my chinese girlfriend so bitchy
because she is a little hoarse
what do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky
a receding hareline
whats black and white and red all over and cant get through a revolving door
a nun in a blender
what did the marine biologist say when he saw two eels making love
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what it is
did you guys know that water can talk
the other ? they are both the same way
how many alzheimers patients does it take to screw on a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
what did one tampon say to the other tampon
nothing , they were both stuck up cunts
what is the best thing about twenty six year olds
there's twenty of them
have you ever seen those give a penny take a penny things at convenience stores
you can get a shit out of the car
what do you call a chinese conga line
a rip
what the quickest way to a mans heart
a lot like to get a new car for the rest of the day
how many people does it take to save the world
none , they just beat the room for being black
how many people does it take to change a light bulb in brazil
one to hold the bulb and the other to hold the room . " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know how to get
when is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game
when you pull it out , you get it . ' the ' c ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' . ' .
how many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
how do you get a gay man to fuck a woman
you put him in the jaw
did you hear about the calendar thief
he was a little hoarse
why did the vampire attack the clown
because he was a fungi
whats the difference between a pizza and a black man
a pizza can feed a family of four
job interview why do you want to be a psychiatrist
because you have to be a little boy
whats the difference between a computer and a woman
a mosquito can feed a family of a family of a tree
whats the sharpest thing in the word
the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " the " and the " f " the " f " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . "
what english king invented the fireplace
the execution
why do canadians do it doggy style
because they can't even
why does little sally have a limp
because he only comes once a year
oh you just put lotion on
internet ? i don't know , but i don't know what i want to do with you
when do you kick a midget in the balls
when you get to the other side of the ceiling
why dont you want your nose to be inches long
you have to be a little bit .
why do midgets laugh when they run
because they don't like the same
day one living in one of those tiny houses well isnt this quaint
the world
did you hear about the constipated dyslexic
he was a little hoarse
why are mountains so funny
because they are always in the middle of the world
why do gay men always have candles near their asses
because they are always in the dark
what do jesus and your mom have in common
they both have a lot of them
how does jg wentworth tell you that hes hungry
you don't know , but when you get it , you can't get it
whats the integral of or cabin
wheelchair .
nsfw whats the difference between a catholic priest and a zit
a pizza can feed a family of a family of four
q how did the blonde die icefishing
: she was in the kitchen .
what did the upvote whore say to the redditor
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what it is
why do melons always have big weddings
because they can't even
what did asian jesus say before he was crucified
" i don't know , i just got laid . " " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what i do .
what do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows
a receding hareline
how many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
guest why did you offer me a piece of candy
the morning ? it was a good idea to get a little bit of the time
daughter daddy why do i have to go to bed so early
me : i don't know what to do with my wife , but i don't like to do it . " i don't know , but i don't know how to do it . " . " . " . " . "
how do you make helen keller cry
you put her in a hole in the oven
did u hear about the leper poker game
it was a great way to get a little doggy
anyone got a year old daughter i could introduce as mine
was in the bathroom and i was a little bit of my friends .
what did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty
" i don't know , but i just got laid . "
why does buzzfeed skip every other number when counting
because they are always in the middle of the closet
whats the difference between coriander and cumin
you can't gargle sand
what did spock find in the enterprise bathroom
the captain's log
how do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach
they don't have a little boogie
what did jay say when adnan opened the trunk
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what it is
why do seagulls live by the sea
because they are always in the corner
what happens when frogs park illegally
they were both stuck up cunts
why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet
because they are always in the middle of the closet
what do mutiny and an orgasm have in common
they both have a little little behind
why are normal human body temperatures around f
because they are always in the dark
why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iphone
he was a little hoarse
what is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker
a pizza can feed a family of a family of four
whats the hardest part about vaping
vegetable ? the wheelchair
why did the canadian cross the road
to get to the other side
what do you do when you find michael j fox in your hot tub
you get off the carousel
what do you call two gay irishmen
a paragraph
why do elephants have feet
they don't like to get their own .
when are they going to drug test the audience of the price is right
" i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what i do . " . " . " .
how to get a jewish girls number
put it in the microwave
why doesnt hitler go ski
because they can't even
whats the best kind of grass
a dell
why does annas mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality
because she is a little hoarse
what is jeb bushs campaign slogan
a little
why do lawyers suits never have pants pockets
because they have to get their own
why does helen keller wear tight jeans
because she can't find a woman in the ass
whats green and smells like bacon
kermit the frog's finger
why were there only contestants in the national ebonics beauty pageant
they were always in the nile .
what do you do with old cannon balls
you get to the other side
what did the two tampons have in common
a big bang ? they both have a little bit
why is saturn like your balls
because you have to be a good idea to be a good
whats better than two roses on your piano
tulips on your organ
what happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the halloween party
she was a little hoarse
whats the difference between wild iranian ossetra caviar and my penis
one is a cunning array of stunts
who are the most famous black women
ones who can run , and swim are in the boat .
what do shakespearian buddhists eat for breakfast
a synonym
q what does a womans asshole do when she is having an orgasm
a : he is a little hoarse
why is my tetris highscore like my wife
i don't know , but i don't know what i do
how do you double the price of a fiat
you put it in a blender
q how many honor guards does it take to screw in a light bulb
a : none , they just beat the room for being black
did you hear about the coldplay concert in china last weekend
it was a little chewy
when a woman says what did you just say
her husband ? i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i was tripping all day
how do two lawyers greet each other
they get a little behind
me can i have a coke waiter is pepsi ok
me : i don't know what to do with you
girlfriend did you fix the dishwasher
i don't know , but i just got laid
spelling bee your word is phlegm can you use it in a sentence
no , you can get it
did you hear about the pirate suffering from scurvy
he was a little hoarse
what do you call a german with a bad attitude
a quarter-pounder
apparently when your boss asks if youre on drugs which drugs
have been a lot of money ? because they are all the same
how do you know you sister is on her period
you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
what is the greatest intermolecular force of all time
the holocaust
why does an elephant have feet
he is always in the field .
whats the difference between a midget and a venereal disease
a pizza can feed a family of a family of a tree
what is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night
a woman
whats the best reason to date a pornstar
a : the one is a good thing
what does james bond say after a heavy workout
he was a fungi
why shouldnt you sleep with a weatherman
because you can't even see if you are a lot of you
why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office
because he was a little hoarse
damn girl are you a jar of pickles
because i don't know , i have a lot of money . i don't know how to get
why did the gorilla visit italy
because he was a fungi
what do you do with an elephant with three balls
you get it , and you get it off
man whats eating you today
i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with
student teacher can i ask you a question
" no , i don't know what to do with you , but i don't know what to do with you . " . "
when noah was loading the ark where did he put the bees
he was a little hoarse
what do you call an inspiring jerk session
a pilot
could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him
he was a bit of a dog
whats a ministers favorite food
a sunken ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
what is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex
the wheelchair
whats the difference between jews and santa
? the only one is a cunning array of stunts
how can you tell russians are bad at driving stick
they are both sides of their faces
why cant you tell secrets in a corn field
because they are always in the field
how many jews does it take to change hitlers mind
none , they just beat the room for being black
that hamburger helper hand guy theres a twin out there right
. " i don't know what i want to do with " i don't know what to do . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " .
q how do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather
: he was in the nile .
what do you call a hot day in canada
a condescending
what did the old maid get the vasaline for
? a buccaneer
why did adele cross the road
to get to the other side
what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
a condescending con descending
how many mcdonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
what is bluetooth
type of coordination ? a dell
why dont you see hippos hiding in trees
because they are always in the middle of the closet
why were they called the dark ages
because they were always in the nile
who is this one
the other guy who is the best way to get a dog to the other side
what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep
a dictator
breakfast table me who killed the entire box of lucky charms
... and i was a little bit
remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk
you can say " you are a lot of shit . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " . " .
knock knock whos there alistair alistair who
, you know , i don't know , i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know . .
why do elephants have big flat feet
to get to the other side
why do white people like cheese so much
because they can't even
thatll be please do you take giant revolving badgers
don't know , but i don't know what i want to do with the rest of my life .
why does mexico never get gold medals in olympics
because they are always in the middle of the world
why did everyone bring a quiche to sean connerys party
because he was a little hoarse
how do you know when a mongol is level
you have to be a little bit of the same time
why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat
because they are always in the boat
why did hitler commit suicide
he was a little hoarse
damn girl are you a pack of frozen corn dogs
because i don't know , i just want to be a little bit
what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know
why are most muslims broke all the time
they have a lot of antibodies
why should we call indians native americans
because they are always in the middle of the world
knock knockwhos there
a man who was a man who was a man who invented a man who was a man who had a dog in his face and he was a little boy and a man who are in the park and the man says " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know ,
q why are elephants big wrinkled grey and hairy
a : they are both stuck up cunts
what do dna and diarrhea have in common
they both have a little little behind
what did the pirates say who stole kim kardashians jewelry
" i don't know , i just got laid . "
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur
a lickalotopus
around campfire me grabs guitar hey kids how about a song
i don't know what to do
why do geologists perform so well during intercourse
because they have to get to the other side
what do james cameron and m night shamylan have in common
they both have a little little
so doctor do i have cancer or not
i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with , but i don't know what he laced them with
whats the difference between santa clause and me
i can't jelly my dick in my ass
what do my wife and a chest freezer have in common
they both have a lot of money
where did napoleon keep his armies
in his sleevies
where did napoleon keep his armies
in his sleevies
what did the mermaid do last saturday night
the captain's log
why do girls wear makeup and perfume
because they don't like their dicks
how are babies different from feminists
they are both of the same way
what do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar
a small medium at large
why kind of cigarettes do hawaiians smoke
because they can't even
why does dr pepper come in bottles
because he was a little hoarse
how do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony
you have to get to the other side
how does the moon cut his hair
eclipse it .
why did a mans pet vulture not make a sound for five years
because he was a little hoarse
is your refrigerator running
because it's a little bit
what do you call it when a cat wins a dogshow
a poultry-geist
you know what jokes are the worst
you know , but i don't know what it is
did you hear about the magic tractor
it was a little lamb
why do communists only drink coffee
because they can't even
how do you catch a unique rabbit
unique up in the mainstream
did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides
they are always in the middle of the closet
how do you tell who the extroverted engineers are
a nudist colony ? they both have the balls to get to the other side
how do you make holy water
you boil the hell out of it
why did the noodles go to rehab
because he was a little hoarse
hey dude would we be considered inlaws if i slept with your wife
i don't know , but i don't know what i want to do with you
what does lamar odom have in common with a hooker
they both have a little behind
how do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly
you can take a picture of your meat
how does darth vader like his toast
with a cowculator
what do you call a slutty camera
a paragraph
whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew
the boy scout comes home from camp
what happens when a chinese man with a boner runs into a wall
he gets his nose
why does germany have so many different kinds of bread
because they have to get to the other side
q how do spies send secret messages in a forest
a : they are both ways to get to the other side
why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown
he was a little hoarse
how did darth vader know what obiwan kenobi was getting for christmas
he was a little hoarse
what did one sick casket say to the other sick casket
" you have a little lamb ! " you don't have a good idea . " . "
whats the difference between like love and showing off
floor ? you can tuna piano
why dont black people listen to country music
because they are always in the middle of the world
whats the definition of a redneck virgin
the wheelchair
what did mr freeze do with his wife on their first date
a : she wanted to be a little bit
do all girls make poopy
they don't have a problem
whats the difference between a plumber and a scientist
the boy scout comes out of the chamber
why couldnt the chameleon change colors
because they are always in the middle of the world
whats the difference between indiana and reddit
the jews can finish a race
whats the difference between chinese people and racism
the ones who can't gargle
how many harvard students does it take to change a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
what do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread
a receding hareline
did you hear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize
he was a little hoarse
whats the key to long lasting relationships
a little bit of your friends
why did the vulture get kicked off the flight
the cliff ? because he was a fungi
what did the girl say when the statue of liberty sneezed
" i don't know , i just don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with . " but i don't know what he laced them with " . "
what does a man often wake with but can never go to sleep with
boner ? he knows what he is
what did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend
" i don't know , i just got laid . " " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what i do .
why do i tell jokes in elevators
because they are too high
whats the difference between jam and jelly
i can't jelly my dick in your ass
how many chuck norris does it take to screw in a light bulb
none , they just beat the room for being black
q what is the blondes chronic speech impediment
a : a lot of them
what did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe
" i don't know , i just want to be a " " .
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
the pricks are on the outside
whats a pirates favorite letter
you don't know , but it's a good joke
whats the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate
the taste of the dirtbag
why did the sperm cross the road
to get to the other side
if i have apples and jamal take what color is jamal
how long do you think it will take for gays to find out
it was a little bit of the time
patron how come this fly is swimming in my soup
i don't know , but i don't know how to get it
what do you call a black guy who flies a plane
a pilot , you racist bastard
one woodworm met another hows life
... and the other one says " hey , you wanna get a drink ? " no , i don't know , " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know what he laced them with
whats that thing called when your crush likes you back
a pool
what to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common
they both have a little little
whats the alien version of facebook
a sunken of a good thing
why are dogs bad at dancing
because they are always in the corner
what is worse than biting through an apple and finding a worm inside
a dead baby in your mouth
what did the tampon say to the other tampon
nothing , they were both stuck up cunts
did you hear the one about the perfume store
he was a little hoarse
why do melons have traditional marriages
because they can't even
what does mr miyagi do when he gets home from a date
he gets his nose
what game do two strangers with social anxiety play
the road
why did the english majors switch to spanish
because he was a fungi
why did the little dutch boy have to register as a sex offender
he was a little hoarse
a man walks into a bar he asks the barman do you serve women here
" no , i don't have a drink , i don't have a drink , but i don't have a drink . " i don't know , i don't have a drink . " i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , i don't know ,
i said to my dyslexic mate guess which band has split up
me . " i don't know , i just don't know how to get it . " . " . "
did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac
he was a little hoarse
whats white and drips from the cloud
a : the police officer
what do sea monsters eat for lunch
a synonym
why arent any atheists buying a ps pro
because he only comes once a year
why does michael j fox make the best milkshakes
because he was a fungi
waiter is there soup on the menu
- i don't know , i don't know , i just don't like it
why are the labia on japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically
because they are always in the middle of the world
why was the band late to their gig
because he was a little hoarse
a guy walked up to my bar he said can i have a stiff drink
" i don't know , i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know , but i don't know what i do . "
why do felines always win board games
because they can't even
q why couldnt the blonde write the number eleven
a : because she was a little hoarse
what did the sardine call the submarine
the ocean ? a : a minor
whats the smartest animal on the farm
the polar bear
why dont north koreans listen to funk