From 92e290ab714c76fe08fab635c49d064cf4ecf0af Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Johannes Christ <jc@jchri.st>
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2024 18:30:31 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Simplify fetching system resources

---
 arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py | 29 ++++++++---------------
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 19 deletions(-)

diff --git a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
index 3ea28e7..53caac9 100644
--- a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
+++ b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
@@ -17,8 +17,6 @@
 from arthur.config import CONFIG
 
 BASE_RESOURCE = "https://git.9front.org/plan9front/plan9front/HEAD/{}/raw"
-BLOGCOM = BASE_RESOURCE.format("lib/blogcom")
-BULLSHIT = BASE_RESOURCE.format("lib/bullshit")
 THRESHOLD = 0.01
 MIN_MINUTES = 30
 BLOG_ABOUT_IT_THRESHOLD = 1000
@@ -67,25 +65,18 @@ class SystemInformation(Cog):
 
     def __init__(self, bot: KingArthur) -> None:
         self.bot = bot
+        self.cached_resources = {}
         self.cached_blogcom = None
         self.cached_bullshit = None
         self.last_sent = None
 
-    async def fetch_blogcom(self) -> str:
-        """Fetch the blogcom file from the upstream location, or return the cached copy."""
-        if not self.cached_blogcom:
-            async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as session, session.get(BLOGCOM) as resp:
-                self.cached_blogcom = await resp.text()
-
-        return self.cached_blogcom
-
-    async def fetch_bullshit(self) -> str:
-        """Fetch the bullshit file from the upstream location, or return the cached copy."""
-        if not self.cached_bullshit:
-            async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as session, session.get(BULLSHIT) as resp:
-                self.cached_bullshit = await resp.text()
-
-        return self.cached_bullshit
+    async def fetch_resource(self, name: str) -> str:
+        """Fetch the file contents of the given filename, starting from ``/``."""
+        if name not in self.cached_resources:
+            url = BASE_RESOURCE.format(name)
+            async with aiohttp.ClientSession() as session, session.get(url) as resp:
+                self.cached_resources[name] = await resp.text()
+        return self.cached_resources[name]
 
     @Cog.listener()
     async def on_message(self, msg: Message) -> None:
@@ -120,7 +111,7 @@ async def on_message(self, msg: Message) -> None:
         if random.random() < msg_thresh:
             logger.trace("Criteria hit, generating comment.")
             if random.random() < 0.9:
-                blogcom = await self.fetch_blogcom()
+                blogcom = await self.fetch_resource("lib/blogcom")
             else:
                 blogcom = self.SUPPORTIVE_PYTHON_DISCORD_COMMENTS
 
@@ -134,7 +125,7 @@ async def on_message(self, msg: Message) -> None:
     @command(name="software")
     async def software(self, ctx: Context) -> None:
         """Return information on installed and available software."""
-        bullshit = await self.fetch_bullshit()
+        bullshit = await self.fetch_resource("lib/bullshit")
         program = lib9front.generate_buzzwords(bullshit)
         await ctx.reply(program)
 

From 2769800556fc552b855f30be3b5c6d37bfedf210 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Johannes Christ <jc@jchri.st>
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2024 18:50:08 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Add more system information commands

---
 arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+)

diff --git a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
index 53caac9..12afc0b 100644
--- a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
+++ b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 import io
 import random
 from datetime import UTC, datetime
+from typing import Literal
 from urllib import parse
 
 import aiohttp
@@ -175,6 +176,25 @@ async def face(
 
         await ctx.reply(file=File(out_bytes, filename="face.png"))
 
+    @command(name="wisdom")
+    async def wisdom(
+        self, ctx: Context, by: Literal["ken", "rob", "rsc", "theo", "uriel"] | None = None
+    ) -> None:
+        """Retrieve some software engineering wisdom."""
+        if by is None:
+            by = random.choice(("ken", "rob", "rsc", "theo", "uriel"))
+
+        contents = await self.fetch_resource(f"lib/{by}")
+        result = random.choice(contents.splitlines())
+        await ctx.reply(result)
+
+    @command(name="troll")
+    async def troll(self, ctx: Context) -> None:
+        """Utter statements of utmost importance."""
+        contents = await self.fetch_resource("lib/troll")
+        result = random.choice(contents.splitlines())
+        await ctx.reply(result)
+
 
 async def setup(bot: KingArthur) -> None:
     """Add cog to bot."""