diff --git a/.changeset/new-years-design.md b/.changeset/new-years-design.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..12bbe76
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.changeset/new-years-design.md
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+---
+"prettier-eslint-cli": major
+---
+
+feat!: bump all (dev)Dependencies, drop node < 16
diff --git a/__mocks__/glob.js b/__mocks__/glob.js
index 8e1e6da..01b6254 100644
--- a/__mocks__/glob.js
+++ b/__mocks__/glob.js
@@ -1,73 +1,94 @@
-module.exports = jest.fn(function mockGlob(globString, options, callback) {
+const glob = jest.fn(async function mockGlob(globString) {
   /* eslint complexity:0 */
   if (globString.includes('1')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    return [
       fredProject('index.js'),
       fredProject('start.js'),
       fredProject('stop/index.js'),
       fredProject('stop/log.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('2')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('2')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('index.js'),
       fredProject('start.js'),
       fredProject('continue/index.js'),
       fredProject('continue/forever.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('node_modules')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('node_modules')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('foo/node_modules/stuff1.js'),
       fredProject('foo/node_modules/stuff2.js'),
       fredProject('foo/node_modules/stuff3.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('files-with-syntax-errors')) {
-    callback(null, [
-      fredProject('syntax-error1.js'),
-      fredProject('syntax-error2.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('no-match')) {
-    callback(null, []);
-  } else if (globString.includes('throw-error')) {
-    callback(new Error('something weird happened'));
-  } else if (globString.includes('no-change')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('files-with-syntax-errors')) {
+    return [fredProject('syntax-error1.js'), fredProject('syntax-error2.js')];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('no-match')) {
+    return [];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('throw-error')) {
+    throw new Error('something weird happened');
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('no-change')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('no-change/1.js'),
       fredProject('no-change/2.js'),
       fredProject('no-change/3.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('eslintignored')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('eslintignored')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('eslintignored1.js'),
       fredProject('eslintignored2.js'),
       fredProject('eslintignored3.js'),
       fredProject('applied4.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('prettierignored')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('prettierignored')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('prettierignored1.js'),
       fredProject('prettierignored2.js'),
       fredProject('prettierignored3.js'),
       fredProject('applied4.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('no-ignore')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('no-ignore')) {
+    return [
       barneyProject('no-ignore/1.js'),
       barneyProject('no-ignore/2.js'),
       barneyProject('no-ignore/3.js')
-    ]);
-  } else if (globString.includes('eslint-config-error')) {
-    callback(null, [
+    ];
+  }
+
+  if (globString.includes('eslint-config-error')) {
+    return [
       fredProject('eslint-config-error/1.js'),
       fredProject('eslint-config-error/2.js')
-    ]);
-  } else {
-    throw new Error(
-      `Your test globString: "${globString}"` +
-        " doesn't have associated mock data."
-    );
+    ];
   }
+
+  throw new Error(
+    `Your test globString: "${globString}"` +
+      " doesn't have associated mock data."
+  );
 });
 
+glob.glob = glob;
+
+exports.glob = glob;
+
 function fredProject(path) {
   return `/Users/fredFlintstone/Developer/top-secret/footless-carriage/${path}`;
 }
diff --git a/jest.config.js b/jest.config.js
index 34b3381..5565617 100644
--- a/jest.config.js
+++ b/jest.config.js
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ module.exports = {
   testEnvironment: 'node',
   // TODO: test all the files...
   // collectCoverageFrom: ['src/**/*.js'],
-  testPathIgnorePatterns: ['/node_modules/', '/fixtures/'],
+  testPathIgnorePatterns: ['/node_modules/', '/fixtures/', '/dist/'],
   coveragePathIgnorePatterns: ['/node_modules/', '/fixtures/', '/dist/'],
   coverageThreshold: {
     global: {
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6c0ab4c..612b357 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
   "description": "CLI for prettier-eslint",
   "main": "dist/no-main.js",
   "engines": {
-    "node": ">=12.22"
+    "node": ">=16.0.0"
   },
   "bin": {
     "prettier-eslint": "dist/index.js"
@@ -39,44 +39,44 @@
     }
   },
   "dependencies": {
-    "@messageformat/core": "^3.0.1",
-    "@prettier/eslint": "npm:prettier-eslint@^15.0.1",
+    "@messageformat/core": "^3.2.0",
+    "@prettier/eslint": "npm:prettier-eslint@^16.0.0",
     "arrify": "^2.0.1",
     "boolify": "^1.0.1",
-    "camelcase-keys": "^7.0.2",
+    "camelcase-keys": "^9.1.0",
     "chalk": "^4.1.2",
     "common-tags": "^1.8.2",
-    "core-js": "^3.24.1",
-    "eslint": "^8.21.0",
+    "core-js": "^3.33.0",
+    "eslint": "^8.51.0",
     "find-up": "^5.0.0",
     "get-stdin": "^8.0.0",
-    "glob": "^7.2.3",
-    "ignore": "^5.2.0",
+    "glob": "^10.3.10",
+    "ignore": "^5.2.4",
     "indent-string": "^4.0.0",
     "lodash.memoize": "^4.1.2",
     "loglevel-colored-level-prefix": "^1.0.0",
-    "rxjs": "^7.5.6",
-    "yargs": "^13.1.1"
+    "rxjs": "^7.8.1",
+    "yargs": "^17.7.2"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
-    "@babel/cli": "^7.18.10",
-    "@babel/core": "^7.18.10",
-    "@babel/node": "^7.18.10",
-    "@babel/preset-env": "^7.18.10",
-    "@changesets/changelog-github": "^0.4.6",
-    "@changesets/cli": "^2.24.3",
-    "all-contributors-cli": "^6.20.0",
-    "clean-pkg-json": "^1.0.1",
-    "eslint-config-kentcdodds": "^20.3.1",
-    "eslint-plugin-node-dependencies": "^0.8.0",
-    "jest": "^28.1.3",
-    "lint-staged": "^12.5.0",
+    "@babel/cli": "^7.23.0",
+    "@babel/core": "^7.23.2",
+    "@babel/node": "^7.22.19",
+    "@babel/preset-env": "^7.23.2",
+    "@changesets/changelog-github": "^0.4.8",
+    "@changesets/cli": "^2.26.2",
+    "all-contributors-cli": "^6.26.1",
+    "clean-pkg-json": "^1.2.0",
+    "eslint-config-kentcdodds": "^20.5.0",
+    "eslint-plugin-node-dependencies": "^0.11.0",
+    "jest": "^29.7.0",
+    "lint-staged": "^14.0.1",
     "nps": "^5.10.0",
     "nps-utils": "^1.7.0",
-    "patch-package": "^6.4.7",
+    "patch-package": "^8.0.0",
     "pify": "^5.0.0",
-    "rimraf": "^3.0.2",
-    "simple-git-hooks": "^2.8.0",
+    "rimraf": "^5.0.5",
+    "simple-git-hooks": "^2.9.0",
     "spawn-command": "0.0.2-1",
     "strip-indent": "^3.0.0",
     "yargs-parser": "^21.1.1"
diff --git a/patches/@rushstack+eslint-patch+1.1.4.patch b/patches/@rushstack+eslint-patch+1.1.4.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index fffc953..0000000
--- a/patches/@rushstack+eslint-patch+1.1.4.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,13 +0,0 @@
-diff --git a/node_modules/@rushstack/eslint-patch/lib/modern-module-resolution.js b/node_modules/@rushstack/eslint-patch/lib/modern-module-resolution.js
-index 6d665b7..888509d 100644
---- a/node_modules/@rushstack/eslint-patch/lib/modern-module-resolution.js
-+++ b/node_modules/@rushstack/eslint-patch/lib/modern-module-resolution.js
-@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ if (!ConfigArrayFactory.__patched) {
-             try {
-                 ModuleResolver.resolve = function (moduleName, relativeToPath) {
-                     // resolve using ctx.filePath instead of relativeToPath
--                    return originalResolve.call(this, moduleName, ctx.filePath);
-+                    return originalResolve.call(this, moduleName, ctx.filePath || relativeToPath);
-                 };
-                 return originalLoadPlugin.apply(this, arguments);
-             }
diff --git a/patches/eslint-config-kentcdodds+20.3.1.patch b/patches/eslint-config-kentcdodds+20.3.1.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index a956c41..0000000
--- a/patches/eslint-config-kentcdodds+20.3.1.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,13 +0,0 @@
-diff --git a/node_modules/eslint-config-kentcdodds/jest.js b/node_modules/eslint-config-kentcdodds/jest.js
-index a13e618..81bbc4b 100644
---- a/node_modules/eslint-config-kentcdodds/jest.js
-+++ b/node_modules/eslint-config-kentcdodds/jest.js
-@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ try {
- 
- module.exports = {
-   env: {
--    'jest/globals': true,
-+    jest: true,
-   },
-   plugins: [
-     'jest',
diff --git a/src/__snapshots__/uncaught-exception-handler.test.js.snap b/src/__snapshots__/uncaught-exception-handler.test.js.snap
index bfdb4b6..9221aca 100644
--- a/src/__snapshots__/uncaught-exception-handler.test.js.snap
+++ b/src/__snapshots__/uncaught-exception-handler.test.js.snap
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 
 exports[`logs a check for trace 1`] = `
 "There has been an unknown error when running the prettier-eslint CLI. If it's unclear to you what went wrong, then try this: 
-  ✅  Run the script again with the LOG_LEVEL environment variable set to \\"trace\\"
+  ✅  Run the script again with the LOG_LEVEL environment variable set to "trace"
   2. Search existing issues on GitHub: https://github.com/prettier/prettier-eslint-cli/issues?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=my%20error
   3. Make a minimal reproduction in a totally separate repository. You can fork this one: https://github.com/kentcdodds/prettier-eslint-cli-repro
   4. Post an issue with a link to your reproduction to the issues on GitHub: https://github.com/prettier/prettier-eslint-cli/issues/new"
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ exports[`logs a check for trace 1`] = `
 
 exports[`logs all options 1`] = `
 "There has been an unknown error when running the prettier-eslint CLI. If it's unclear to you what went wrong, then try this: 
-  1. Run the script again with the LOG_LEVEL environment variable set to \\"trace\\"
+  1. Run the script again with the LOG_LEVEL environment variable set to "trace"
   2. Search existing issues on GitHub: https://github.com/prettier/prettier-eslint-cli/issues?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=my%20error
   3. Make a minimal reproduction in a totally separate repository. You can fork this one: https://github.com/kentcdodds/prettier-eslint-cli-repro
   4. Post an issue with a link to your reproduction to the issues on GitHub: https://github.com/prettier/prettier-eslint-cli/issues/new"
diff --git a/src/format-files.js b/src/format-files.js
index 4f79e3b..3cce097 100644
--- a/src/format-files.js
+++ b/src/format-files.js
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 /* eslint complexity:[1, 7] */
 import path from 'path';
 import fs from 'fs';
-import glob from 'glob';
+import { glob } from 'glob';
 import { bindNodeCallback, from, of } from 'rxjs';
 import { catchError, concatAll, distinct, map, mergeMap } from 'rxjs/operators';
 import chalk from 'chalk';
@@ -16,7 +16,6 @@ import format from './prettier-eslint';
 import * as messages from './messages';
 
 const LINE_SEPERATOR_REGEX = /(\r|\n|\r\n)/;
-const rxGlob = bindNodeCallback(glob);
 const rxReadFile = bindNodeCallback(fs.readFile);
 const rxWriteFile = bindNodeCallback(fs.writeFile);
 const findUpEslintignoreSyncMemoized = memoize(
@@ -165,7 +164,8 @@ function formatFilesFromGlobs({
     }
 
     function onComplete() {
-      const isSilent = logger.getLevel() === logger.levels.SILENT || cliOptions.listDifferent;
+      const isSilent =
+        logger.getLevel() === logger.levels.SILENT || cliOptions.listDifferent;
 
       /* use console.error directly here because
        * - we don't want these messages prefixed
@@ -219,7 +219,7 @@ function getFilesFromGlob(
     // not smart unless you explicitly include it in your glob
     globOptions.ignore.push('**/node_modules/**');
   }
-  return rxGlob(fileGlob, globOptions).pipe(
+  return from(glob(fileGlob, globOptions)).pipe(
     map(filePaths => {
       return filePaths.filter(filePath => {
         if (applyEslintIgnore && isFilePathMatchedByEslintignore(filePath)) {
diff --git a/src/format-files.test.js b/src/format-files.test.js
index 4718391..9ab27a2 100644
--- a/src/format-files.test.js
+++ b/src/format-files.test.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /* eslint no-console:0 */
 import fsMock from 'fs';
 import findUpMock from 'find-up';
-import globMock from 'glob';
+import { glob as globMock } from 'glob';
 import mockGetStdin from 'get-stdin';
 import getLogger from 'loglevel-colored-level-prefix';
 import formatMock from './prettier-eslint';
@@ -43,8 +43,7 @@ test('glob call inclues an ignore of node_modules', async () => {
   const globOptions = expect.objectContaining({
     ignore: expect.arrayContaining(['**/node_modules/**'])
   });
-  const callback = expect.any(Function);
-  expect(globMock).toHaveBeenCalledWith(fileGlob, globOptions, callback);
+  expect(globMock).toHaveBeenCalledWith(fileGlob, globOptions);
 });
 
 test('glob call excludes an ignore of node_modules', async () => {
@@ -55,8 +54,7 @@ test('glob call excludes an ignore of node_modules', async () => {
     expect.objectContaining({
       // should not have an ignore with **/node_modules/**
       ignore: expect.arrayContaining(['**/node_modules/**'])
-    }),
-    expect.any
+    })
   );
 });
 
@@ -189,8 +187,7 @@ test('allows you to specify an ignore glob', async () => {
   const globOptions = expect.objectContaining({
     ignore: [...ignore, '**/node_modules/**']
   });
-  const callback = expect.any(Function);
-  expect(globMock).toHaveBeenCalledWith(fileGlob, globOptions, callback);
+  expect(globMock).toHaveBeenCalledWith(fileGlob, globOptions);
 });
 
 test('wont modify a file if it is eslint ignored', async () => {
diff --git a/src/parser.js b/src/parser.js
index 29c6122..65b1a38 100644
--- a/src/parser.js
+++ b/src/parser.js
@@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ const parser = yargs
     // TODO: support range-start and range-end
     // would require changes in prettier-eslint
   })
-  .strict();
+  .strictOptions();
 
 export default parser;
 
diff --git a/test/tests/__snapshots__/cli.spec.js.snap b/test/tests/__snapshots__/cli.spec.js.snap
index e5821bd..2e34ccf 100644
--- a/test/tests/__snapshots__/cli.spec.js.snap
+++ b/test/tests/__snapshots__/cli.spec.js.snap
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ exports[`prettier-eslint --version: stdout: --version 1`] = `
 `;
 
 exports[`prettier-eslint test/fixtures/example*.js --write --no-eslint-ignore --no-prettier-ignore: file contents: prettier-eslint test/fixtures/example*.js --write --no-eslint-ignore --no-prettier-ignore 1`] = `
-Object {
+{
   "example1Result": "const { example1 } = baz.bar;
 ",
   "example2Result": "function example2(thing) {