diff --git a/py-polars/polars/__init__.py b/py-polars/polars/__init__.py
index 10f0ee54228b..4306220f0cea 100644
--- a/py-polars/polars/__init__.py
+++ b/py-polars/polars/__init__.py
@@ -383,6 +383,7 @@
 
 
 def __getattr__(name: str) -> Any:
+    print("GETTING NAME", name)
     # Deprecate re-export of exceptions at top-level
     if name in dir(exceptions):
         from polars._utils.deprecation import issue_deprecation_warning
@@ -414,3 +415,38 @@ def __getattr__(name: str) -> Any:
 
     msg = f"module {__name__!r} has no attribute {name!r}"
     raise AttributeError(msg)
+
+
+# fork() breaks Polars thread pool. Instead of silently hanging when users do
+# this, e.g. by using multiprocessing's footgun default setting on Linux, warn
+# them instead:
+def __install_postfork_hook() -> None:
+    def fail(*args: Any, **kwargs: Any) -> None:
+        message = """\
+Using fork() will cause Polars will result in deadlocks in the child process.
+In addition, using fork() with Python in general is a recipe for mysterious
+deadlocks and crashes.
+
+The most likely reason you are seeing this error is because you are using the
+multiprocessing crate on Linux, which uses fork() by default. This will be
+fixed in Python 3.14. Until then, you want to use the "spawn" context instead.
+
+See https://docs.pola.rs/user-guide/misc/multiprocessing/ for details.
+"""
+        raise RuntimeError(message)
+
+    def post_hook_child() -> None:
+        # Switch most public Polars API to fail when called. This won't catch
+        # _all_ edge cases, but does make it more likely users get told they
+        # tried to do something broken.
+        for name in __all__:
+            if callable(globals()[name]):
+                globals()[name] = fail
+
+    import os
+
+    if hasattr(os, "register_at_fork"):
+        os.register_at_fork(after_in_child=post_hook_child)
+
+
+__install_postfork_hook()
diff --git a/py-polars/tests/unit/test_polars_import.py b/py-polars/tests/unit/test_polars_import.py
index fa1779de3478..1dae9742a135 100644
--- a/py-polars/tests/unit/test_polars_import.py
+++ b/py-polars/tests/unit/test_polars_import.py
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 from __future__ import annotations
 
 import compileall
+import multiprocessing
+import os
 import subprocess
 import sys
 from pathlib import Path
@@ -97,3 +99,22 @@ def test_polars_import() -> None:
             import_time_ms = polars_import_time // 1_000
             msg = f"Possible import speed regression; took {import_time_ms}ms\n{df_import}"
             raise AssertionError(msg)
+
+
+def run_in_child() -> pl.Series:
+    return pl.Series([1, 2, 3])
+
+
+@pytest.mark.skipif(not hasattr(os, "fork"), reason="Requires fork()")
+def test_fork_safety() -> None:
+    # Using fork()-based multiprocessing shouldn't work:
+    with (
+        multiprocessing.get_context("fork").Pool(1) as pool,
+        pytest.raises(RuntimeError, match=r"Using fork\(\) will cause Polars"),
+    ):
+        pool.apply(run_in_child)
+
+    # Using forkserver and spawn context should not error out:
+    for context in ["spawn", "forkserver"]:
+        with multiprocessing.get_context(context).Pool(1) as pool:
+            pool.apply(run_in_child)