error.php

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	<div class="span6 offset3 alert alert-error" style="margin-top: 30px; position: fixed; opacity: .9; z-index: 10;">
		<h1>Sorry, this page has been eaten by sharks</h1>
		Maybe you could try another page? That one might still be around. If you want to look at some <a href="<?php bloginfo('url'); ?>">cool open-source software</a>, you could do
		that, too; otherwise, if you're sticking around, could you feed our pets? They're not angry, they just get <i>so hungry.</i>
		I mean, they already ate <?php echo $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];?>...
	</div>
</div>
<div class="row" style="text-align: center;">
	<div>
		<a href="javascript:alert('Nom nom nom!');"> <img style="width: 85%; cursor: url(); position:relative; bottom: -60px;" src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory');?>/img/shark.png" width="85%"
			class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2723" />
		</a>
	</div>
</div>