This is a CLR UDF that allows you to make HTTP requests from SQL server
-- Installation Instructions
EXEC sp_changedbowner 'sa'
ALTER DATABASE [<your database here>] SET trustworthy ON
sp_configure 'show advanced options', 1;
GO
RECONFIGURE;
GO
sp_configure 'clr enabled', 1;
GO
RECONFIGURE;
GO
CREATE ASSEMBLY [HttpDb] AUTHORIZATION [dbo]
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WITH PERMISSION_SET = UNSAFE
CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[http] (@url [nvarchar](MAX))
RETURNS [nvarchar](MAX)
AS EXTERNAL NAME [HttpDb].[UserDefinedFunctions].[http];