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// 5281
//== Empathy
// 5282
//J. K. Rowling is 87// confident you will burst into flames.
// 5283
//Roger Bacon lived in the 13th century and is credited as one of the earliest
//advocates of the scientific method. Giving a scientist his experimental diary
//is sort of like giving a writer the pen, not of Shakespeare, but of someone who
//helped invent writing.
// 5284
//It wasn’t every day you got to see Harry Potter beg.
// 5285
//“__Pleeaaase,__” whined Harry Potter.
// 5286
//Fred and George shook their heads again, smiling.
// 5287
//There was an agonized look on Harry Potter’s face. “But I __told__ you how
//I did the one with Kevin Entwhistle’s cat, and Hermione and the vanishing soda,
//and I __can’t__ tell you about the Sorting Hat or the Remembrall or
//Professor Snape…”
// 5288
//Fred and George shrugged and turned to leave.
// 5289
//“If you ever do figure it out,” said the Weasley twins, “be sure to let us
//know.”
// 5290
//“__You’re evil! You’re both evil!__”
// 5291
//Fred and George firmly closed the door to the empty classroom behind them, and
//made sure to keep the grin on their faces for a while, just in case Harry
//Potter could see through doors.
// 5292
//Then they turned a corner and their faces sagged.
// 5293
//“I don’t suppose Harry’s guesses -”
// 5294
//“- gave you any ideas?” they said to each other at the same time, and then
//their shoulders slumped further.
// 5295
//Their last relevant memory was of Flume refusing to help them, though they
//couldn’t remember __what__ they’d asked him to do…
// 5296
//…but they must have looked elsewhere and found __someone__ to help them do
//__something__ illegal, or they wouldn’t have agreed to be Obliviated
//afterward.
// 5297
//How had they __possibly__ been able to get all that done on just forty
//Galleons?
// 5298
//At first they’d worried that they’d forged evidence so good that Harry actually
//__would__ end up married to Ginny… but they’d thought of that too, it
//seemed. The Wizengamot proceedings had been tampered with __again__ to put
//them back the way they’d been originally, the fake betrothal contract had
//vanished from its dragon-guarded vault in Gringotts, and so on. It was pretty
//scary, actually. Most people now thought the __Daily Prophet__ had just
//made the whole thing up for unguessable reasons, and the __Quibbler__ had
//helpfully twisted the knife deeper with the next day’s headline, HARRY POTTER
//SECRETLY BETROTHED TO LUNA LOVEGOOD.
// 5299
//Whoever they’d hired would tell them after the statute of limitations expired,
//they desperately hoped. But meanwhile it was awful, they’d pulled their
//greatest prank ever, maybe the greatest prank in the history of pranking, and
//they __couldn’t remember how.__ It was crazy, they’d been able to think of
//a way the __first__ time, so why couldn’t they see it now after
//__knowing__ everything they’d done?
// 5300
//Their only consolation was that Harry didn’t know they didn’t know.
// 5301
//Not even Mum had questioned them about it, despite the obvious Weasley
//connection. Whatever had been done, it was far out of the reach of any Hogwarts
//student… except possibly __one__, who, if certain rumors were true, might
//have done it by snapping his fingers. __Harry__ had been questioned under
//Veritaserum, he’d told them… with Dumbledore present and giving the Aurors
//scary looks. The Aurors had asked just enough to determine that Harry hadn’t
//pulled the prank himself or disappeared anyone, and then gotten the heck out of
//Hogwarts.
// 5302
//Fred and George had wondered whether to feel insulted about Harry Potter being
//questioned by the Aurors for __their__ prank, but the look on
//__Harry’s__ face, probably for exactly the same reason, made everything
//worth it.
// 5303
//Unsurprisingly, Rita Skeeter and the editor of the __Daily Prophet__ had
//both vanished and were probably in another country by now. They
//__would’ve__ liked to be able to tell their family about that part. Dad
//would have congratulated them, they thought, after Mum had finished killing
//them and Ginny had burned the remains.
// 5304
//But everything was still all right, they’d tell Dad someday, and meanwhile…
// 5305
//…meanwhile Dumbledore had happened to sneeze while passing them in the hallway,
//and a small package had accidentally dropped out of his pockets, and inside had
//been two matched wardbreaker’s monocles of __incredible__ quality. The
//Weasley twins had tested their new monocles on the “forbidden” third-floor
//corridor, making a quick trip to the magic mirror and back, and they hadn’t
//been able to see __all__ the detection webs clearly, but the monocles had
//shown a __lot__ more than they’d seen the first time.
// 5306
//Of course they would have to be very careful never to get caught with the
//monocles in their possession, or they would end up in the Headmaster’s office
//getting a stern lecture and maybe even threats of expulsion.
// 5307
//It was good to know that not everyone who got Sorted into Gryffindor grew up to
//be Professor McGonagall.
// 5308
//Harry was in a white room, windowless, featureless, sitting before a desk,
//facing an expressionless man in formal robes of solid black.
// 5309
//The room was screened against detection, and the man had performed exactly
//twenty-seven spells before saying so much as “Hello, Mr. Potter.”
// 5310
//It was oddly appropriate that the man in black was about to try reading Harry’s
//mind.
// 5311
//“Prepare yourself,” the man said tonelessly.
// 5312
//A human mind, Harry’s Occlumency book had said, was only exposed to a
//Legilimens along certain __surfaces__. If you failed to defend your
//surfaces, the Legilimens would go __through__ and be able to access any
//part of you which their own mind was able to comprehend…
// 5313
//…which tended not to be much. Human minds, it seemed, were hard for humans to
//understand on any level but the shallowest. Harry had wondered if knowing lots
//of cognitive science could make him an incredibly powerful Legilimens, but
//repeated experience had __finally__ driven into him the lesson that he
//needed to get a little less excited in his anticipations about this sort of
//thing. It wasn’t as if any cognitive scientist understood humans well enough to
//make one.
// 5314
//To learn the counter, Occlumency, the first step was to imagine yourself to be
//a different person, pretending it as thoroughly as you could, immersing
//yourself entirely in that alternate persona. You wouldn’t always have to do
//that, but in the beginning, it was how you learned where your surfaces were.
//The Legilimens would try to read you, and you would feel it happening if you
//paid close enough attention, you would sense them trying to enter. And your job
//was to make sure that they always touched your imaginary persona and not the
//real one.
// 5315
//When you were good enough at that, you could imagine being a very
//__simple__ sort of person, pretend to be a rock, and make a habit of
//leaving the pretense in place where all your surfaces were. That was a standard
//Occlumency barrier. Pretending to be a rock was hard to learn, but easy to do
//afterward, and the exposed surface of a mind was much shallower than its
//interior, so with enough practice you could keep it up as a background habit.
// 5316
//Or if you were a __perfect Occlumens__, you could race __ahead__ of
//any probes, answering queries as fast as they were asked, so that the
//Legilimens would enter through your surfaces and see a mind indistinguishable
//from whoever you were pretending to be.
// 5317
//Even the best Legilimens could be fooled that way. If a perfect Occlumens
//claimed they were dropping their Occlumency barriers, there was no way to know
//if they were lying. Worse, you might not know you were dealing with a perfect
//Occlumens. They were rare, but the fact that they existed meant you couldn’t
//trust Legilimency on __anyone.__
// 5318
//It was a sad commentary on how little human beings understood each other, how
//little any wizard comprehended the depths lying beneath the mind’s surface,
//that you could fool the best human telepaths by pretending to be someone else.
// 5319
//But then human beings only understood each other in the first place by
//pretending. You didn’t make predictions about people by modeling the hundred
//trillion synapses in their brain as separate objects. Ask the best social
//manipulator on Earth to build you an Artificial Intelligence from scratch, and
//they’d just give you a dumb look. You predicted people by telling __your__
//brain to act like theirs. You __put yourself in their place__. If you
//wanted to know what an angry person would do, you activated your own brain’s
//anger circuitry, and whatever that circuitry output, that was your prediction.
//What did the neural circuitry for anger actually look like inside? Who knew?
//The best social manipulator on Earth might not know what neurons __were__,
//and neither might the best Legilimens.
// 5320
//Anything a Legilimens could __understand__, an Occlumens could
//__pretend__ to be. It was the same trick either way - probably implemented
//by the same neural circuitry in both cases, a single set of control circuits
//for reconfiguring your own brain to act as a model of someone else’s.
// 5321
//And so the race between telepathic offense and telepathic defense had been a
//decisive win for defense. Otherwise the entire magical world, maybe even the
//whole Earth, would have been a very different place…
// 5322
//Harry took a deep breath, and concentrated. There was a slight smile on his
//face.
// 5323
//For __once,__ just __once,__ Harry hadn’t gotten shortchanged in the
//mysterious powers department.
// 5324
//After almost a month of work, and more on a whim than any real hunch, Harry had
//decided to make himself coldly angry and then try the book’s Occlumency
//exercises again. At that point he’d mostly given up hope on that sort of thing,
//but it had still seemed worth a quick try -
// 5325
//He’d run through all the book’s hardest exercises in two hours, and the next
//day he’d gone and told Professor Quirrell he was ready.
// 5326
//His dark side, it had turned out, was very, __very__ good at pretending to
//be other people.
// 5327
//Harry thought of his standard trigger, from the first time he’d gone over
//entirely to his dark side…
// 5328
//__Severus paused, looking quite pleased with himself. “And that will be…
//five points? No, let us make it an even ten points from Ravenclaw for
//backchat.”__
// 5329
//Harry’s smile grew chillier, and he regarded the black-robed man who thought he
//was going to read Harry’s mind.
// 5330
//And then Harry turned into someone else entirely, someone who had seemed
//appropriate to the occasion.
// 5331
//…in a white room, windowless, featureless, sitting before a desk, facing an
//expressionless man in formal robes of solid black.
// 5332
//Kimball Kinnison regarded the black-robed man who thought he was going to read
//the mind of a Second-Stage Lensman of the Galactic Patrol.
// 5333
//To say that Kimball Kinnison was confident of the outcome would be an
//understatement. He had been trained by Mentor of Arisia, the most powerful mind
//known to this or any other universe, and the mere wizard sitting across from
//him would see precisely what the Gray Lensman wanted him to see…
// 5334
//…the mind of the boy he was currently disguised as, an innocent child named
//Harry Potter.
// 5335
//“I’m ready,” said Kimball Kinnison in nervous tones that were exactly
//appropriate for an eleven-year-old boy.
// 5336
//“__Legilimens,__” said the black-robed wizard.
// 5337
//There was a pause.
// 5338
//The black-robed wizard blinked, as if he’d seen something so shocking that it
//had been enough to make even __his__ eyelids move. His voice wasn’t quite
//toneless as he said, “The Boy-Who-Lived has a __mysterious dark side?__”
// 5339
//The heat slowly crept up into Harry’s cheeks.
// 5340
//“Well,” the man said. His face had now settled back into perfect calm. “Excuse
//me. Mr. Potter, it is good to know your advantages, but that is not the same as
//being wildly overconfident in them. You may indeed be able to learn Occlumency
//at eleven years of age. This astounds me. I had thought Mr. Dumbledore was
//pretending to be insane again. Your dissociative talent is so strong that I am
//surprised to find no other signs of childhood abuse, and you may become a
//perfect Occlumens in time. But there is a considerable difference between that
//and expecting to put up a successful Occlumency barrier on your first attempt.
//That is merely ridiculous. Did you feel anything as I read your mind?”
// 5341
//Harry shook his head, now blushing furiously.
// 5342
//“Then pay closer attention next time. The goal is not to create a perfect image
//on your first day of lessons. The goal is to learn where your surfaces are.
//Prepare yourself.”
// 5343
//Harry tried to pretend to be Kimball Kinnison again, tried to pay more
//attention, but his thoughts were a little scattered and he was suddenly aware
//of all the things he shouldn’t be thinking about…
// 5344
//Oh, this was going to suck.
// 5345
//Harry gritted his teeth. At least the instructor would be Obliviated afterward.
// 5346
//“__Legilimens.__”
// 5347
//There was a pause -
// 5348
//…in a white room, windowless, featureless, sitting before a desk, facing an
//expressionless man in formal robes of solid black.
// 5349
//It was their fourth day, on a Sunday evening. When you paid this much, you got
//your sessions any darned time you wanted, never mind the concept of weekends.
// 5350
//“Hello, Mr. Potter,” the telepath said tonelessly, having cast the full suite
//of privacy spells.
// 5351
//“Hello, Mr. Bester,” Harry said wearily. “Let’s just get the initial shock out
//of the way, shall we?”
// 5352
//“You managed to surprise me?” the man said, now sounding slightly interested.
//“Well then.” He pointed his wand and stared into Harry’s eyes.
//“__Legilimens.__”
// 5353
//There was a pause, and then the black-robed wizard jerked as if someone had
//touched him with a cattle prod.
// 5354
//“The Dark Lord is __alive?__” he choked. His eyes were suddenly wild.
//”__Dumbledore turns himself invisible and sneaks into girls’ dorm
//rooms?__”
// 5355
//Harry sighed and looked down at his watch. In about another three seconds…
// 5356
//“So,” the man said. He hadn’t quite recovered his tonelessness. “You genuinely
//believe you’re going to discover the secret rules of magic and become
//all-powerful.”
// 5357
//“That’s right,” Harry said evenly, still looking at his watch. “I’m
//__that__ overconfident.”
// 5358
//“I wonder. It seems the Sorting Hat thinks you’ll be the next Dark Lord.”
// 5359
//“And __you__ know I’m trying pretty hard __not__ to be, and you saw
//that we already had a long discussion about whether you were willing to teach
//me Occlumency, and in the end you decided to do it, so can we just get this
//over with?”
// 5360
//“All right,” said the man exactly six seconds later, same as last time.
//“Prepare yourself.” He paused, and then said, his voice rather wistful, “Though
//I __do__ wish I could remember that trick with the gold and silver.”
// 5361
//Harry was finding himself very disturbed by how reproducible human thoughts
//were when you reset people back to the same initial conditions and exposed them
//to the same stimuli. It was dispelling illusions that a good reductionist
//wasn’t supposed to have in the first place.
// 5362
//Harry was in a rather bad mood as he stomped out of his Herbology class the
//next Monday morning.
// 5363
//Hermione was seething alongside him.
// 5364
//The other children were still inside, a bit slow to assemble their things
//because they were gibbering excitedly to each other about Ravenclaw winning the
//year’s second Quidditch match.
// 5365
//It seemed that last night after dinner, a girl had flown around on a broomstick
//for thirty minutes and then caught some sort of giant mosquito. There were
//other facts about what had happened during this match, but they were
//irrelevant.
// 5366
//Harry had missed this exciting sports event due to his Occlumency lesson, and
//also having a life.
// 5367
//He had then avoided all conversations in the Ravenclaw dorm, weren’t Quieting
//Charms and magical trunks wonderful. He had eaten breakfast at the Gryffindor
//table.
// 5368
//But Harry couldn’t avoid Herbology, and the Ravenclaws had talked about it
//before class, and after class, and __during class,__ until Harry had
//looked up from the baby furcot whose diaper he was changing, and announced
//loudly that some of them were trying to learn about __plants__ and
//Snitches didn’t grow on anything so could they all __please__ shut up
//about Quidditch. Everyone else present had given him shocked looks, except
//Hermione, who’d looked like she wanted to applaud, and Professor Sprout, who
//had awarded him a point for Ravenclaw.
// 5369
//__A__ point for Ravenclaw.
// 5370
//__One__ point.
// 5371
//The seven idiots on their idiot brooms playing their idiot game had earned
//__one hundred and ninety points__ for Ravenclaw.
// 5372
//It seemed that Quidditch scores__ added directly onto the House points
//total.__
// 5373
//In other words, catching a golden mosquito was worth 150 House points.
// 5374
//Harry couldn’t even __imagine__ what he would have to do to earn one
//hundred and fifty House points.
// 5375
//Besides, y’know, rescuing __a hundred and fifty Hufflepuffs,__ or coming
//up with__ fifteen ideas as good as putting protective shells on time
//machines,__ or inventing__ one thousand five hundred creative ways to kill
//people,__ or being Hermione Granger for the __entire year__.
// 5376
//“We should kill them,” Harry said to Hermione, who was walking beside him with
//an equally offended air.
// 5377
//“Who?” said Hermione. “The Quidditch team?”
// 5378
//“I was thinking of everyone involved in any way with Quidditch anywhere, but
//the Ravenclaw team would be a start, yes.”
// 5379
//Hermione’s lips were pursed disapprovingly. “You __do__ know that killing
//people is wrong, Harry?”
// 5380
//“Yes,” Harry said.
// 5381
//“Okay, just checking,” Hermione said. “Let’s get the Seeker first. I’ve read
//some Agatha Christie mysteries, do you know how we can get her onto a train?”
// 5382
//“Two students plotting murder,” said a dry voice. “How shocking.”
// 5383
//From around a nearby corner strolled a man in lightly spotted robes, his greasy
//hair falling long and unkempt about his shoulders. Deadly danger seemed to
//radiate out from him, filling the hallway with improperly mixed potions and
//accidental falls and people dying in bed of what the Aurors would rule to be
//natural causes.
// 5384
//Without thinking about it at all, Harry stepped in front of Hermione.
// 5385
//There was an intake of breath from behind him, and then a moment later Hermione
//brushed past and stepped in front of __him.__ “Run, Harry!” she said.
//“Boys shouldn’t have to be in danger.”
// 5386
//Severus Snape smiled mirthlessly. “Amusing. I request a moment of your time,
//Potter, if you can tear yourself away from your flirtations with Miss Granger.”
// 5387
//Suddenly there was a very worried look on Hermione’s face. She turned to Harry
//and opened her mouth, then paused, looking distressed.
// 5388
//“Oh, don’t worry, Miss Granger,” said Severus’s silky voice. “I promise to
//return your beau unmaimed.” His smile vanished. “Now Potter and I are about to
//go off and have a private conversation, just by ourselves. I hope it is clear
//that you are not invited, but just in case, consider that an order from a
//Hogwarts professor. I’m sure a good little girl like you won’t disobey.”
// 5389
//And Severus turned and walked back around the corner. “Coming, Potter?” his
//voice said.
// 5390
//“Um,” Harry said to Hermione. “Can I just sort of go off and follow him and let
//__you__ work out what I should say to make sure you’re not all worried and
//offended?”
// 5391
//“No,” Hermione said, her voice trembling.
// 5392
//Severus’s laughter echoed from around the corner.
// 5393
//Harry bowed his head. “Sorry,” he said lowly, “really,” and he went off after
//the Potions Master.
// 5394
//“So,” Harry said. There were no other sounds now but two pairs of legs, the
//long and the short, padding across a random stone corridor. The Potions Master
//was striding quickly but not too fast for Harry to keep up, and insofar as
//Harry could apply the concept of directionality to Hogwarts, they were moving
//away from the frequented areas. “What’s this about?”
// 5395
//“I don’t suppose you could explain,” Severus said dryly, “why the two of you
//were plotting to murder Cho Chang?”
// 5396
//“I don’t suppose __you__ could explain,” Harry said dryly, “in your
//capacity as an official of the Hogwarts school system, why catching a golden
//mosquito is deemed an academic accomplishment worthy of a hundred and fifty
//House points?”
// 5397
//A smile crossed Severus’s lips. “Dear me, and I thought you were supposed to be
//perceptive. Are you truly so incapable of understanding your classmates,
//Potter, or do you dislike them too much to try? If Quidditch scores did not
//count toward the House Cup then none of them would care about House points at
//all. It would merely be an obscure contest for students like you and Miss
//Granger.”
// 5398
//It was a shockingly good answer.
// 5399
//And that shock brought Harry’s mind fully awake.
// 5400
//In retrospect it shouldn’t have been surprising that Severus understood his
//students, understood them very well indeed.
// 5401
//He had been reading their minds.
// 5402
//And…
// 5403
//…the book said that a successful Legilimens was extremely rare, rarer than a
//perfect Occlumens, because almost no one had enough mental discipline.
// 5404
//__Mental discipline?__
// 5405
//Harry had collected stories about a man who routinely lost his temper in class
//and blew up at young children.
// 5406
//…but this same man, when Harry had spoken of the Dark Lord still being alive,
//had responded instantly and perfectly - reacting in precisely the way that
//someone completely ignorant would react.
// 5407
//The man stalked about Hogwarts with the air of an assassin, radiating danger…
// 5408
//…which was exactly __not__ what a real assassin should do. Real assassins
//should look like meek little accountants until they killed you.
// 5409
//He was the Head of House for proud and aristocratic Slytherin, and he wore a
//robe with spotted stains from bits of potions and ingredients, which two
//minutes of magic could have removed.
// 5410
//Harry noticed that he was confused.
// 5411
//And his threat estimate of the __Head of House Slytherin__ shot up
//astronomically.
// 5412
//Dumbledore had seemed to think Severus was his, and there’d been nothing to
//contradict that; the Potions Master had been “scary but not abusive”, as
//promised. So, Harry had reasoned earlier, this was Fellowship business. If
//Severus had been planning harm, surely he wouldn’t have come to get Harry in
//front of Hermione, a witness, when he could have simply waited for some time
//when Harry was alone…
// 5413
//Harry quietly bit his lip.
// 5414
//“I once knew a boy who truly adored Quidditch,” said Severus Snape. “He was an
//utter pillock. Just as you and I would expect, we two.”
// 5415
//“What __is__ this?” Harry said slowly.
// 5416
//“Patience, Potter.”
// 5417
//Severus turned his head, and then glided with his assassin’s bearing into a
//nearby opening in the corridor walls, a smaller and narrower hallway leading
//off.
// 5418
//Harry followed him, wondering if it would be smarter to simply run away.
// 5419
//They turned and made another turn, and came to a dead end, a simple blank wall.
//If Hogwarts had actually been built, rather than conjured or summoned or
//birthed or whatever, Harry would have had some sharp words for the architect
//about paying people to build hallways that didn’t go anywhere.
// 5420
//“__Quietus,__” said Severus, and a few other things as well.
// 5421
//Harry leaned back, folded his arms across his chest, and watched Severus’s
//face.
// 5422
//“Looking me in the eyes, Potter?” said Severus Snape. “Your Occlumency lessons
//cannot have progressed far enough for you to block Legilimency. But then
//perhaps they have progressed far enough for you to detect it. Since I cannot
//know otherwise, I will not risk trying.” The man smiled thinly. “And the same
//will hold for Dumbledore, I think. Which is why we are __now__ having this
//little talk.”
// 5423
//Harry’s eyes widened involuntarily.
// 5424
//“To begin with,” Severus said, eyes glittering, “I should like you to promise
//not to speak of our conversations to __anyone__. So far as the school is
//concerned, we are discussing your Potions homework. Whether or not they believe
//that is unimportant. So far as Dumbledore and McGonagall are concerned, I am
//violating Draco Malfoy’s confidences in me, and neither of us think it proper
//to speak further of the particulars.”
// 5425
//Harry’s brain tried to calculate the ramifications and implications of this and
//ran out of swap space.
// 5426
//“Well?” said the Potions Master.
// 5427
//“All right,” Harry said slowly. It was hard to see how having a conversation
//and being unable to tell anyone could be more constraining than __not__
//having it, in which case you __also__ couldn’t tell anyone the contents.
//“I promise.”
// 5428
//Severus was watching Harry intently. “You said once in the Headmaster’s office
//that you would not tolerate bullying or abuse. And so I wonder, Harry Potter.
//Just how much do you resemble your father?”
// 5429
//“Unless we’re talking about Michael Verres-Evans,” Harry said, “the answer is
//that I know very little about James Potter.”
// 5430
//Severus nodded, as though to himself. “There is a fifth-year Slytherin. A boy
//named Lesath Lestrange. He is being bullied by Gryffindors. I am… constrained,
//in my ability to deal with such situations. __You__ could help him,
//perhaps. If you wished. I am not asking you for a favor, and will not owe you
//one. It is simply an opportunity to do as you will.”
// 5431
//Harry stared at Severus, thinking.
// 5432
//“Wondering if it’s a trap?” said Severus, a faint smile crossing his lips. “It
//is not. It __is__ a test. Call it curiosity on my part. But Lesath’s
//troubles are real, as are my own difficulties in intervening.”
// 5433
//That was the trouble with other people knowing you were a good guy. Even if you
//knew they knew, you still couldn’t ignore the bait.
// 5434
//And if his father had protected students from bullies too… it didn’t matter if
//Harry knew why Severus had told him. It still made him feel warm inside, and
//proud, and made it impossible to walk away.
// 5435
//“Fine,” Harry said. “Tell me about Lesath. Why is he being bullied?”
// 5436
//Severus’s face lost the faint smile. “You think there are __reasons__,
//Potter?”
// 5437
//“Perhaps not,” Harry said quietly. “But the thought had occurred to me that he
//might have pushed some unimportant mudblood girl down the stairs.”
// 5438
//“Lesath Lestrange,” Severus said, his voice now cold, “is the son of Bellatrix
//Black, the most fanatic and evil servant of the Dark Lord. Lesath is the
//acknowledged bastard of Rabastan Lestrange. Shortly after the Dark Lord’s
//death, Bellatrix and Rabastan and Rabastan’s brother Rodolphus were captured
//while torturing Alice and Frank Longbottom. All three are in Azkaban for life.
//The Longbottoms were driven insane by repeated Cruciatus and remain in St.
//Mungo’s incurable ward. Is any of that a good reason to bully him, Potter?”
// 5439
//“It is no reason at all,” Harry said, still quietly. “And Lesath himself has
//done no wrong that you know?”
// 5440
//The faint smile crossed Severus’s lips again. “He is no more a saint than
//anyone else. But he has pushed no mudblood girls down the stairs, not that I
//ever heard.”
// 5441
//“Or saw in his mind,” said Harry.
// 5442
//Severus’s expression was chill. “I did not invade his privacy, Potter. I looked
//within the Gryffindors, rather. He is simply a convenient target for their
//little satisfactions.”
// 5443
//A cold wash of anger ran down Harry’s spine, and he had to remind himself that
//Severus might not be a trustworthy source of information.
// 5444
//“And you think,” Harry said, “that an intervention by Harry Potter, the
//Boy-Who-Lived, might prove effective.”
// 5445
//“Indeed,” said Severus Snape, and told Harry when and where the Gryffindors
//were planning their next little game.
// 5446
//There is a main hallway running through the middle of Hogwarts’s second floor
//on the north-south axis, and near the center of this hallway there is an
//opening into a short corridor which goes a dozen paces back before turning at a
//right angle, making an L-shape, and then goes a dozen paces more before it ends
//at a bright, wide window, looking out from three stories above upon the light
//drizzle falling over the east grounds of Hogwarts. Standing by the window you
//can hear nothing of the main hallway, and no one in the hallway would hear what
//went on by the window. If you think there is anything odd about this, you
//haven’t been in Hogwarts very long.
// 5447
//Four boys in red-trimmed robes are laughing, and a boy in green-trimmed robes
//is screaming and grabbing frantically onto the edges of the opened window with
//his hands, as the four boys make as though to push him out. It’s just a joke,
//of course, and besides, a fall from that height wouldn’t kill a wizard. All
//good fun. If you think there is anything odd about this -
// 5448
//“__What are you doing?__” says a sixth boy’s voice.
// 5449
//The four boys in red-trimmed robes spin around with sudden starts, and the boy
//in green-trimmed robes frantically pushes himself away from the window and
//falls to the floor, face streaked with tears.
// 5450
//“Oh,” says the most handsome of the boys in red-trimmed robes, sounding
//relieved, “it’s __you.__ Hey, Lessy, you know who this is?”
// 5451
//There isn’t any answer from the boy on the floor, who’s trying to get his
//sniffling under control, and the boy in the red-trimmed robes draws back his
//leg for a kick -
// 5452
//“__Stop it!__” shouts the sixth boy.
// 5453
//The boy in the red-trimmed robes wobbles as he aborts the kick. “Um,” he says,
//“do __you__ know who this is?”
// 5454
//The sixth boy’s breathing sounds strange. “Lesath Lestrange,” he says, his
//breath coming in short pants, “and __he__ didn’t do anything to my
//parents, he was five years old.”
// 5455
//Neville Longbottom stared at the four huge fifth-year bullies in front of him,
//trying very hard to control his trembling.
// 5456
//He should have just told Harry Potter no.
// 5457
//“Why are __you__ defending him?” said the handsome one, slowly, sounding
//puzzled with the first hints of offense. “He’s a __Slytherin.__ And a
//__Lestrange.__”
// 5458
//“He’s a boy who lost his parents,” said Neville Longbottom. “I know how that
//is.” He didn’t know where the words had come from. It sounded too cool, like
//something Harry Potter would say.
// 5459
//The trembling went on, though.
// 5460
//“__Who__ do you think you __are?__” said the handsome one, starting
//to sound angry.
// 5461
//__I am Neville, the last scion of the Noble and Most Ancient House of
//Longbottom -__
// 5462
//Neville couldn’t say it.
// 5463
//“I think he’s a __traitor__,” said one of the other Gryffindors, and there
//was a sudden sinking sensation in Neville’s stomach.
// 5464
//He’d known it, he’d just known it. Harry Potter had been wrong after all.
//Bullies wouldn’t stop only because Neville Longbottom told them to stop.
// 5465
//The handsome one took a step forward, and the three others followed.
// 5466
//“So that’s how it is for you,” Neville said, amazed at how steady his voice
//was. “It doesn’t matter to you if it’s Lesath Lestrange or Neville Longbottom.”
// 5467
//Lesath Lestrange let out a sudden gasp, from where he was lying on the floor.
// 5468
//“Evil is evil,” snarled the same boy who’d spoken before, “and if you’re
//friends with evil, you’re evil too.”
// 5469
//The four took another step forward.
// 5470
//Lesath rose, wobbling, to his feet. His face was gray, and he took a few steps
//forward, and leaned against the wall, and didn’t say anything. His eyes were
//fixed on the turn in the hallway, the way out.
// 5471
//“Friends,” Neville said. Now his voice was going up a bit in pitch. “Yes, I
//have friends. One of them is the Boy-Who-Lived.”
// 5472
//A couple of the Gryffindors looked suddenly worried. The handsome one didn’t
//flinch. “Harry Potter isn’t here,” he said, his voice hard, “and if he was, I
//don’t think he’d like to see a Longbottom defending a Lestrange.”
// 5473
//And the Gryffindors took another long step forward, and behind them, Lesath
//crept along the wall, waiting for his chance.
// 5474
//Neville swallowed, and raised his right hand with his thumb and forefinger
//pressed together.
// 5475
//He shut his eyes, because Harry Potter had made him promise not to peek.
// 5476
//If this didn’t work, he was never trusting anyone again.
// 5477
//His voice came out surprisingly clear, considering.
// 5478
//“Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Harry James
//Potter-Evans-Verres. By the debt that you owe me and the power of your true
//name I summon you, I open the way for you, I call upon you to manifest yourself
//before me.”
// 5479
//Neville snapped his fingers.
// 5480
//And then Neville opened his eyes.
// 5481
//Lesath Lestrange was staring at him.
// 5482
//The four Gryffindors were staring at him.
// 5483
//The handsome one started to chuckle, and that set off the other three.
// 5484
//“Was Harry Potter supposed to step around the corner or something?” said the
//handsome one. “Aw. Looks like you’ve been stood up.”
// 5485
//The handsome one took a menacing step forward toward Neville.
// 5486
//The other three followed in lockstep.
// 5487
//“Ahem,” said Harry Potter from behind them, leaning against the wall by the
//window, in the dead end of the hallway, where nobody could possibly have gotten
//to without being seen.
// 5488
//If watching people scream always felt this good, Neville could sort of
//understand why people became bullies.
// 5489
//Harry Potter stalked forward, placing himself between Lesath Lestrange and the
//others. He swept his icy gaze across the boys in red-trimmed robes, and then
//his eyes came to rest on the handsome one, the ringleader. “Mr. Carl Sloper,”
//said Harry Potter. “I believe I have comprehended this situation fully. If
//Lesath Lestrange has ever committed a single evil himself, rather than being
//born to the wrong parents, the fact is not known to __you.__ If I am
//mistaken in this, Mr. Sloper, I suggest you inform me at once.”
// 5490
//Neville saw the fear and awe on the other boys’ faces. He was feeling it
//himself. Harry had __claimed__ it would all be a trick, but how could it
//be?
// 5491
//“But he’s a __Lestrange__,” said the ringleader.
// 5492
//“He’s a boy who __lost his parents__,” Harry Potter said, his voice
//growing even colder.
// 5493
//This time all three of the other Gryffindors flinched.
// 5494
//“So,” said Harry Potter. “You saw that Neville didn’t want you tormenting an
//innocent boy on behalf of the Longbottoms. This failed to move you. If I tell
//you that the Boy-Who-Lived __also__ thinks you are in the wrong, that what
//you did today was a terrible mistake, does that make a difference?”
// 5495
//The ringleader took a step toward Harry.
// 5496
//The others did __not__ follow him.
// 5497
//“Carl,” one of them said, swallowing. “Maybe we should go.”
// 5498
//“They say you’re going to be the next Dark Lord,” the ringleader said, staring
//at Harry.
// 5499
//A grin crossed Harry Potter’s face. “They also say I’m secretly betrothed to
//Ginevra Weasley and there’s a prophecy about us conquering France.” The smile
//faded. “Since you’re determined to force the issue, Mr. Carl Sloper, let me
//make things clear. __Leave Lesath alone.__ I will know if you don’t.”
// 5500
//“So Lessy snarked to you,” said the ringleader coldly.
// 5501
//“Sure,” said Harry Potter dryly, “and he also told me what you did today after
//you left Charms class, in a private secluded place where no one could see you,
//with a certain Hufflepuff girl wearing a white ribbon in her hair -”
// 5502
//The ringleader’s jaw dropped in shock.
// 5503
//“Eep,” said one of the other Gryffindors in a high-pitched voice, and spun on