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Sliding
Annoyance Inducement
Cheese Manipulation
Balloon Mimicry
Stench Generation
Anosmia Inducement
Monarchy Inducement
Disease Mimicry
You can eat anything
Can grow your nails at will
Cause people to sneeze
Drink Mimicry
You Always Smell Fabulous
Enhanced Thievery
Garbage Mimicry
Supernatural Fruit Empowerment
Anxiety Inducement
Goo Generation
Induce Tickling
Appendage Generation
Offspring Detection
Rainbow Generation
Optimism Inducement
Worm Regeneration
Door Manipulation
Death Inducement
Able to Permanently Turn Into A Brick, Once
The ability to frighten small to medium-sized fish
The ability to expel a cotton ball from your wrist three times a month
Ability to fly, but only while inside an airplane
Can always tell the color of the next gumball to pop out of the machine
Ability to identify any poison by taste
Invisible as long as no one is looking at you
Ability to pour a liquid from one container into another, from an improbable distance, with perfect accuracy
Self-Mind Reading
The power to quickly identify any form of shrubbery by genus
The ability to turn into a tree at any moment
Can urinate apple cider vinegar.
Can teleport 1 inch in front of you, 10 second cool down
The ability to hear whatever is happening exactly 100 miles away from both ears separately at the same time
Can see farts
Can summon space heaters using finger guns
Can make lights flicker
Can turn hamburgers into pocket lint
Can read squirrels' minds
Invisibility. Does not apply to clothes
Everything you put in your mouth tastes awful
Taste buds in rectum
Can turn goats into holograms of Abe Vigoda
Commands loyalty of plankton
Can predict the last digit of any phone number
Communication with bacteria
Can change the colour of cotton candy at will
Whenever you order a salad, you get soup instead
Knows Exactly When the Washing Machine Stops, no matter where you are
Can make anything that "tastes of chicken" tastes of fish
Can sleep anywhere
Can predict who will be called next at the DMV
Poops Snickers bars
Remember every number you've ever heard
Can draw a perfect circle every time
Prehensile sex organs
When you cover your eyes, you become invisible to babies.
Plugs in USB correctly on the first try
There's always enough toilet tissue on the roll when you need it.
Can pop balloons from a distance
Can forsee the future, but only vaguely remember every vision until minutes before it happens
Can become itchy at will
Run forever without tiring, but only backwards
Memorize song lyrics perfectly on the first listen
Can make the sound of a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it
Can stop your own hair growth
Can change the tv channel with you mind, but only when holding the remote
Invulnerable to damage, but you feel all the pain and it's 10 times worse
Milk bending
Can fart any smell you want
Never has to poop
You can breath underwater, but only sometimes, and you never know when
You can send and receive faxes with your brain
Potato bending
Can squirt your tears 10 feet
Sees through clothes, but only of people you find physically repulsive
Can summon a limited quantity of gravy twice per day
Can throw playing cards super hard
Communing with squirrels
Supernatural ugliness
Can recite any bible verse on command
Detachable arms.
Detachable arms, but your hands only work for 5 minutes after you take your arms off
Superpowered Mood Swings
Super Frenchness
Making people eternally restless
Bounciness
Can cause volcanic eruptions... on Jupiter
Tentacle arms
Can turn music into beams of light
Controlling a skateboard with your mind
Changing the colour of anything
Forcing people to play tag to exhaustion
Can teleport people from room to room
Extra skin
You sweat tar
Turning your skin blue. That's it
Spreading infections
Turning into water
Your bodily fluids are all highly acidic
Magic Missile
Turns every container of orange juice you touch into "Oops, All Pulp"
You meet every deadline, but only if you start working the same day it's due
Summon hair on every 3rd Sunday
Every full moon, you turn into an opossum for 24 hours
Your fingers cause mechanical devices to seize, so you can't use keyboards
You can talk to birds, but only birds raised in the wild, and they don't like you very much
You can't sweat, but you produce saliva prodigiously
Every store you enter is automatically more then full of people
Every button you push is the right one for what you're trying to do.
Every button you push is the worst possible one for what you're trying to do.
Your personal EM field interferes with electronic devices. You are a walking Faraday cage
You summon workmen (electricians, boiler inspectors etc) by cooking pasta.
Can see five minutes into the future - of Norm Baumgartner, an accountant in Queens, NY
Able to determine what kind of pizza is in a pizza box, before opening it
Can summon a pizza at will twice per day, but it's always Hawaiian
You can heat food on demand telepathically, but it's always the temperature of a Hot Pocket
Can telekinetically manipulate paper, but only small bits like confetti.
Peristalsis
Ability to vomit up any food you've eaten in your life, arrives as if you'd eaten it about an hour ago
Ability to read peoples minds but only in languages other than your native tongue.
Ability to emit any odor from your own nose