TheGreaterBookOfTransmutation.tex

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{\scshape\Huge\textbf The Greater Book of Transmutation \par}
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{\scshape\large How to make almost anything in a few easy steps \par}
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{\large A Procedurally Generated DIY Book \par}
{\large for the \href{https://github.com/dariusk/NaNoGenMo-2015}{NaNoGenMo 2015} \par}
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{\large by \href{http://dragonlab.de}{Tobias Wehrum} \par}
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{\scriptsize using data by: \par}
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{\scriptsize\href{http://web.usf.edu/FreeAssociation}{Nelson, D. L., McEvoy, C. L., \& Schreiber, T. A. (1998). The University of South Florida word association, rhyme, and word fragment norms}\par}
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{\scriptsize\href{https://www.englishclub.com/vocabulary/nouns-uncountable-list.htm}{English Club: Uncountable Nouns List}\par}
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{\scriptsize\href{http://archives.nd.edu/whitaker/dictpage.htm}{LATIN-ENGLISH DICTIONARY WORDLIST Version 1.97FC by William Whitaker}\par}
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\section{An act}How to make an \textbf{act} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 prompters
\item 
27.45 ounces of impression
\item 
9 schemes
\item 
96.81 spoonful of class
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Throw \textbf{9 schemes} away.
\item 
Put \textbf{96.81 spoonful of class} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 prompters} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.0 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "class"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{27.45 ounces of impression} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 cooled prompters} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{42.89 ounces of centrifuged mixture "impression and cooled prompter"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.0 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "class"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{42.89 ounces of centrifuged mixture "impression and cooled prompter"} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.51 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "class""}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{42.89 ounces of cooled centrifuged mixture "impression and cooled prompter"} and \textbf{4.51 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "class""} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{act}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An active}How to make an \textbf{active} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 ideas of being lazy
\item 
1.34 spoonful of passiveness
\item 
20.95 spoonful of constructiveness
\item 
2 do
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 ideas of being lazy} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{7.14 spoonful of cauldron mixture "being lazy"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.34 spoonful of passiveness}, \textbf{20.95 spoonful of constructiveness}, \textbf{2 do} and \textbf{7.14 spoonful of cauldron mixture "being lazy"} together using advanced origami techniques.
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If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{active}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An actor}How to make an \textbf{actor} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
13.7 spoonful of cast
\item 
37 theaters
\item 
44 actresses
\item 
7.13 spoonful of doer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{44 actresses} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{7.97 ounces of container mixture "actress"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{13.7 spoonful of cast}, \textbf{37 theaters}, \textbf{7.13 spoonful of doer} and \textbf{7.97 ounces of container mixture "actress"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{actor}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An addition}How to make an \textbf{addition} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
12 tops
\item 
24.02 ounces of appendage
\item 
8.84 spoonful of extension
\item 
7.55 ounces of division
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{12 tops} into the bonfire.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{24.02 ounces of appendage}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{24.02 ounces of licked appendage} to your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.75 spoonful of ashes of "top"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Wait until your pet hummingbird poops. Receive \textbf{8.18 ounces of a very dirty pile of "licked appendage"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{8.84 spoonful of extension}, \textbf{7.55 ounces of division}, \textbf{9.75 spoonful of ashes of "top"} and \textbf{8.18 ounces of a very dirty pile of "licked appendage"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{addition}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An address}How to make an \textbf{address} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.44 spoonful of name
\item 
39 notifications
\item 
6.87 spoonful of number
\item 
14.14 spoonful of return
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Stone
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.87 spoonful of number} into the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{39 notifications} with the stone.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{9.76 ounces of vessel mixture "number"}.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3.44 spoonful of name} into bits.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3.44 spoonful of sliced name}, \textbf{39 smashed notifications}, \textbf{14.14 spoonful of return} and \textbf{9.76 ounces of vessel mixture "number"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in an \textbf{address}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An africa}How to make an \textbf{africa} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 vague notions of being native
\item 
22.45 ounces of continent
\item 
7.46 spoonful of tribe
\item 
4.18 spoonful of lion
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 vague notions of being native} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{22.45 ounces of continent} into the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.46 spoonful of tribe} into the rotating centrifuge.
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Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{7.18 ounces of vessel mixture "continent"}.
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Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being native and tribe"}.
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Dump the \textbf{4.18 spoonful of lion}, \textbf{7.18 ounces of vessel mixture "continent"} and \textbf{6.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being native and tribe"} into a pile on the floor.
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Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{africa}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An ahoy}How to make an \textbf{ahoy} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.27 spoonful of chips
\item 
3 ships
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3 ships} into the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{3.27 spoonful of chips} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.27 spoonful of purified chips} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{9.07 spoonful of container mixture "ship"}.
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Stir the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.07 spoonful of container mixture "ship"} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{1.81 ounces of container mixture "container mixture "ship""}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
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Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{3.27 spoonful of purified and cooled chips} and \textbf{1.81 ounces of container mixture "container mixture "ship""} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Adsolia!"
\item 
Suddendly, an \textbf{ahoy} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An alphabet}How to make an \textbf{alphabet} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 ideas of being greek
\item 
3.34 ounces of word
\item 
10 letters
\item 
8.59 spoonful of letters
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{10 letters} with the hammer.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 cracked letters} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.59 spoonful of letters} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.22 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "letters"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{7 ideas of being greek}, \textbf{3.34 ounces of word}, \textbf{10 cracked and purified letters} and \textbf{1.22 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "letters"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{alphabet}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An american}How to make an \textbf{american} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 vague notions of being indian
\item 
8 agendas
\item 
17 ideas of express
\item 
2 citizens
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
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Use the saw to slice \textbf{8 agendas} into bits.
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Put \textbf{2 citizens} into the freezer for a while.
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Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{8 sliced agendas} into bits.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{8 fragmented agendas}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head dissatisfied. Put them back.
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Fold the \textbf{6 vague notions of being indian}, \textbf{8 fragmented agendas}, \textbf{17 ideas of express} and \textbf{2 cooled citizens} together using advanced origami techniques.
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If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{american}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An answer}How to make an \textbf{answer} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
17 vague notions of being specific
\item 
9.27 spoonful of comment
\item 
12.47 ounces of clue
\item 
1 idea of knock
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{17 vague notions of being specific} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.27 spoonful of comment} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dip \textbf{1 idea of knock} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Put \textbf{17 wet vague notions of being specific} into the fireplace.
\item 
Throw \textbf{12.47 ounces of clue} and \textbf{1 wet idea of knock} away.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.99 spoonful of ashes of "wet being specific"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.69 ounces of centrifuged mixture "comment"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{7.99 spoonful of ashes of "wet being specific"} and \textbf{5.69 ounces of centrifuged mixture "comment"} on each end.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Euhiolosis culus mallinum!"
\item 
Suddendly, an \textbf{answer} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An antelope}How to make an \textbf{antelope} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.57 ounces of moose
\item 
4.27 spoonful of deer
\item 
56.84 spoonful of gazelle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Pet chinchilla
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{56.84 spoonful of gazelle} into bits.
\item 
Feed \textbf{5.57 ounces of moose} to your pet chinchilla.
\item 
Let your pet chinchilla lick \textbf{4.27 spoonful of deer}.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Feed \textbf{4.27 spoonful of licked deer} to your pet chinchilla.
\item 
Let your pet chinchilla lick \textbf{56.84 spoonful of sliced gazelle}.
\item 
Wait until your pet chinchilla poops. Receive \textbf{9.96 ounces of a very dirty pile of "moose and licked deer"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{56.84 spoonful of sliced and licked gazelle} and \textbf{9.96 ounces of a very dirty pile of "moose and licked deer"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{antelope}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An artery}How to make an \textbf{artery} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
17.98 spoonful of vein
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{17.98 spoonful of vein} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Feed \textbf{17.98 spoonful of slightly burned vein} to your familiar ape.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Pet your familiar ape.
\item 
Wait until your familiar ape poops. Receive \textbf{8.84 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned vein"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{8.84 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned vein"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{artery}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An ashes}How to make an \textbf{ashes} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 chimney
\item 
5 soots
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5 soots} into the vessel.
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Stir the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1 chimney} with the purifier.
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Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{3.6 spoonful of vessel mixture "soot"}.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{3.6 spoonful of vessel mixture "soot"} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.6 spoonful of purified vessel mixture "soot"} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{5.17 spoonful of vessel mixture "purified vessel mixture "soot""}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1 purified chimney} and \textbf{5.17 spoonful of vessel mixture "purified vessel mixture "soot""} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{ashes}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An atmosphere}How to make an \textbf{atmosphere} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 borders
\item 
28 surrounding
\item 
33.55 spoonful of aura
\item 
2.16 ounces of ozone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 borders} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{33.55 spoonful of aura} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 purified borders} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{28 surrounding} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified border and surroundings"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{33.55 spoonful of sliced aura}, \textbf{2.16 ounces of ozone} and \textbf{1.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified border and surroundings"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Galbaccentum!"
\item 
Suddendly, an \textbf{atmosphere} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{An attic}How to make an \textbf{attic} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
84 junks
\item 
16.73 spoonful of storage
\item 
8.17 spoonful of loft
\item 
2 basements
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2 basements} into the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn sniff at \textbf{16.73 spoonful of storage}.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{8.17 spoonful of loft}.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.17 spoonful of licked loft} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn sniff at \textbf{16.73 spoonful of storage}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{2.23 ounces of vessel mixture "basement"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.8 ounces of centrifuged mixture "licked loft"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{84 junks}, \textbf{16.73 spoonful of storage}, \textbf{2.23 ounces of vessel mixture "basement"} and \textbf{3.8 ounces of centrifuged mixture "licked loft"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{attic}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An aunt}How to make an \textbf{aunt} in 3 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 graces
\item 
7.33 ounces of niece
\item 
6.91 spoonful of ancestor
\item 
19 relations
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{3 graces}, \textbf{7.33 ounces of niece}, \textbf{6.91 spoonful of ancestor} and \textbf{19 relations} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{aunt}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An award}How to make an \textbf{award} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
93 merits
\item 
6.73 ounces of plaque
\item 
7.68 spoonful of achievement
\item 
6 clear concepts of being outstanding
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 clear concepts of being outstanding} into the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{93 merits} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.68 spoonful of achievement} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{6.35 spoonful of vessel mixture "being outstanding and achievement"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{93 purified merits}, \textbf{6.73 ounces of plaque} and \textbf{6.35 spoonful of vessel mixture "being outstanding and achievement"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{award}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An away}How to make an \textbf{away} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
12 clear concepts of throw
\item 
8 ideas of being distant
\item 
7 clear concepts of being stray
\item 
49.41 spoonful of tow
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{12 clear concepts of throw} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{12 purified clear concepts of throw} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{12 purified and cracked clear concepts of throw} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{10.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "purified and cracked throw"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{8 ideas of being distant}, \textbf{7 clear concepts of being stray}, \textbf{49.41 spoonful of tow} and \textbf{10.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "purified and cracked throw"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Caprolor!"
\item 
Slowly, an \textbf{away} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A banquet}How to make a \textbf{banquet} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
33.18 ounces of feast
\item 
19 ideas of being annual
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{19 ideas of being annual} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{19 purified ideas of being annual} with the hammer.
\item 
Dip \textbf{33.18 ounces of feast} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{19 purified and smashed ideas of being annual} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{19.7 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified and smashed being annual"}.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{33.18 ounces of wet feast} and \textbf{19.7 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified and smashed being annual"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{banquet}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A baptist}How to make a \textbf{baptist} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 southernnesses
\item 
3 ideas of being catholic
\item 
21.99 ounces of revival
\item 
3 vague notions of being methodist
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a minute.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 vague notions of being methodist} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Crack \textbf{21.99 ounces of revival} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 southernnesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 wet vague notions of being methodist} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 very wet vague notions of being methodist} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{21.99 ounces of cracked revival} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3 ideas of being catholic} with the mortar.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "southernness, very wet being methodist and cracked revival"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3 cracked ideas of being catholic} and \textbf{7.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "southernness, very wet being methodist and cracked revival"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{baptist}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Beauty}How to make \textbf{beauty} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.3 spoonful of vanity
\item 
49.5 spoonful of essence
\item 
14 ideas of rose
\item 
19.07 ounces of grace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for a day.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.3 spoonful of vanity} into bits.
\item 
Hold \textbf{19.07 ounces of grace} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{19.07 ounces of slightly burned grace} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.2 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned grace"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{9.3 spoonful of sliced vanity}, \textbf{49.5 spoonful of essence}, \textbf{14 ideas of rose} and \textbf{4.2 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned grace"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{beauty}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A belly}How to make a \textbf{belly} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15.92 spoonful of dancer
\item 
11.78 ounces of stomach
\item 
48.2 spoonful of abdomen
\item 
8.39 spoonful of ache
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8.39 spoonful of ache} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{15.92 spoonful of dancer} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{48.2 spoonful of abdomen} into the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Crack \textbf{15.92 spoonful of sliced dancer} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{15.92 spoonful of sliced and cracked dancer} with the purifier.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{17.64 ounces of container mixture "abdomen"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{15.92 spoonful of sliced, cracked and purified dancer}, \textbf{11.78 ounces of stomach}, \textbf{8.39 spoonful of purified ache} and \textbf{17.64 ounces of container mixture "abdomen"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{belly}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bible}How to make a \textbf{bible} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 ideas of pray
\item 
39 books
\item 
41.32 spoonful of revival
\item 
4 maries
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{15 ideas of pray} with the purifier.
\item 
Hold \textbf{41.32 spoonful of revival} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{39 books} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4 maries} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{41.32 spoonful of slightly burned revival} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{15 purified ideas of pray} with the mortar.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 wet maries} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{25.45 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "book and wet mary"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{15 purified and smashed ideas of pray}, \textbf{41.32 spoonful of slightly burned and sliced revival} and \textbf{25.45 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "book and wet mary"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{bible}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bondage}How to make a \textbf{bondage} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
34 releases
\item 
19.17 spoonful of freedom
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{34 releases} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.76 spoonful of ashes of "release"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{19.17 spoonful of freedom} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6.76 spoonful of ashes of "release"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{bondage}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A book}How to make a \textbf{book} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10.42 ounces of rule
\item 
6.45 ounces of return
\item 
4 binders
\item 
13 diaries
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.45 ounces of return} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Eat \textbf{13 diaries}.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 binders} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{4.71 ounces of cauldron mixture "binder"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{24.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "return"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{10.42 ounces of rule}, \textbf{4.71 ounces of cauldron mixture "binder"} and \textbf{24.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "return"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{book}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bounce}How to make a \textbf{bounce} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 jolts
\item 
16 balls
\item 
9 swoops
\item 
4.71 spoonful of checkbook
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{2 jolts}.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9 swoops} with the purifier.
\item 
Pet your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2 licked jolts}, \textbf{16 balls}, \textbf{9 purified swoops} and \textbf{4.71 spoonful of checkbook} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{bounce}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bouquet}How to make a \textbf{bouquet} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 flower
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Familiar cat
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 flower} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 slightly burned flower} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 burned flower} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pet your familiar cat.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{8.07 ounces of cauldron mixture "burned flowers"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Place \textbf{8.07 ounces of cauldron mixture "burned flowers"} into the circle.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Conconsero ethodictal dexico! Cratus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{bouquet} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A boxing}How to make a \textbf{boxing} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.43 ounces of fighter
\item 
9 clear concepts of wrestling
\item 
6 hockeys
\item 
3.04 ounces of event
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 hockeys} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9 clear concepts of wrestling} with the mortar.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8.43 ounces of fighter} with the purifier.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.31 ounces of centrifuged mixture "hockey"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{8.43 ounces of purified fighter}, \textbf{9 smashed clear concepts of wrestling}, \textbf{3.04 ounces of event} and \textbf{3.31 ounces of centrifuged mixture "hockey"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Luctio! Bro lythos!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{boxing} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bran}How to make a \textbf{bran} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.28 ounces of cereal
\item 
1.25 spoonful of oatmeal
\item 
15.84 ounces of muffin
\item 
6.9 spoonful of fiber
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{6.9 spoonful of fiber} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.9 spoonful of sliced fiber} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1.25 spoonful of oatmeal} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{15.84 ounces of muffin} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.25 spoonful of slightly burned oatmeal} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{15.84 ounces of cracked muffin} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.28 ounces of cereal} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{5.47 spoonful of cauldron mixture "cereal"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.4 ounces of ashes of "sliced fiber, slightly burned oatmeal and cracked muffin"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{5.47 spoonful of cauldron mixture "cereal"} and \textbf{3.4 ounces of ashes of "sliced fiber, slightly burned oatmeal and cracked muffin"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{bran}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Bread}How to make \textbf{bread} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.82 spoonful of biscuit
\item 
34 clear concepts of baked
\item 
7.62 spoonful of dough
\item 
7.41 ounces of baker
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{34 clear concepts of baked} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.62 spoonful of dough} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.41 ounces of baker} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.41 ounces of smashed baker} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{4.82 spoonful of biscuit}, \textbf{34 smashed clear concepts of baked}, \textbf{7.62 spoonful of cracked dough} and \textbf{7.41 ounces of smashed and cooled baker} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Dico citas!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{bread} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A brown}How to make a \textbf{brown} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28.98 spoonful of pantyhose
\item 
17.75 ounces of eyes
\item 
4.71 spoonful of rust
\item 
6.98 ounces of mole
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Saw
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar dog
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.71 spoonful of rust} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{28.98 spoonful of pantyhose} into bits.
\item 
Feed \textbf{6.98 ounces of mole} to your familiar dog.
\item 
Put \textbf{17.75 ounces of eyes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let your familiar dog lick \textbf{28.98 spoonful of sliced pantyhose}.
\item 
Throw \textbf{28.98 spoonful of sliced and licked pantyhose} away.
\item 
Dip \textbf{17.75 ounces of cooled eyes} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.71 spoonful of purified rust} with the mortar.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Wait until your familiar dog poops. Receive \textbf{8.09 ounces of a very dirty pile of "mole"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{17.75 ounces of cooled and wet eyes}, \textbf{4.71 spoonful of purified and cracked rust} and \textbf{8.09 ounces of a very dirty pile of "mole"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Pera! Alam vitrecatrix!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{brown} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bruise}How to make a \textbf{bruise} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.18 spoonful of ouch
\item 
5.66 spoonful of pinch
\item 
16 vague notions of bump
\item 
1 bandaid
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Pet ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Let your pet ape lick \textbf{5.66 spoonful of pinch}.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 bandaid} into the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.66 spoonful of licked pinch} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.18 spoonful of ouch} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let your pet ape lick \textbf{16 vague notions of bump}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked pinch and ouch"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{4.84 ounces of vessel mixture "bandaid"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{16 licked vague notions of bump}, \textbf{1.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked pinch and ouch"} and \textbf{4.84 ounces of vessel mixture "bandaid"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{bruise}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A buggy}How to make a \textbf{buggy} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 whips
\item 
2.33 spoonful of carriage
\item 
6 dunes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Stone
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.33 spoonful of carriage} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 dunes} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 whips} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.8 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "carriage and whip"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6 smashed dunes} and \textbf{8.8 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "carriage and whip"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{buggy}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A building}How to make a \textbf{building} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 contractors
\item 
8.54 ounces of agency
\item 
9.41 ounces of demolition
\item 
4 towers
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{4 towers} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.54 ounces of agency} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.67 ounces of centrifuged mixture "agency"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2 contractors}, \textbf{9.41 ounces of demolition}, \textbf{4 smashed towers} and \textbf{3.67 ounces of centrifuged mixture "agency"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{building}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A bury}How to make a \textbf{bury} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 ideas of die
\item 
42 ideas of dig
\item 
1 clear concept of being dead
\item 
6 hatchets
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1 clear concept of being dead} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{10 ideas of die} with the mortar.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.05 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being dead"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{10 smashed ideas of die}, \textbf{42 ideas of dig}, \textbf{6 hatchets} and \textbf{6.05 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being dead"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Carceo crotideoror inge servabilium, ubella auxilirus cosus!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{bury} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A buy}How to make a \textbf{buy} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.23 spoonful of replacement
\item 
9 clear concepts of sell
\item 
150.46 ounces of value
\item 
108.8 ounces of acquirer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.23 spoonful of replacement} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{150.46 ounces of value} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.23 spoonful of cooled replacement} with the stone.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.82 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "value"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{5.23 spoonful of cooled and smashed replacement}, \textbf{9 clear concepts of sell}, \textbf{108.8 ounces of acquirer} and \textbf{5.82 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "value"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Gentianus bicativus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{buy} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cabinet}How to make a \textbf{cabinet} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19 medicines
\item 
8 files
\item 
9 kitchens
\item 
1.65 spoonful of dresser
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.65 spoonful of dresser} with the purifier.
\item 
Wait for 3 minutes.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.65 spoonful of purified dresser} with the stone.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{19 medicines} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{16.86 spoonful of cauldron mixture "medicine"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8 files}, \textbf{9 kitchens}, \textbf{1.65 spoonful of purified and cracked dresser} and \textbf{16.86 spoonful of cauldron mixture "medicine"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{cabinet}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A calories}How to make a \textbf{calories} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.35 spoonful of yogurt
\item 
3 vague notions of being fake
\item 
4 pastries
\item 
21 doughnuts
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8.35 spoonful of yogurt} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 vague notions of being fake} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4 pastries} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Hold \textbf{21 doughnuts} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.53 ounces of ashes of "yogurt"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3 slightly burned vague notions of being fake} into bits.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4 wet pastries} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 slightly burned and sliced vague notions of being fake} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3 slightly burned, sliced and cooled vague notions of being fake}, \textbf{4 wet and cracked pastries}, \textbf{21 slightly burned doughnuts} and \textbf{6.53 ounces of ashes of "yogurt"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{calories}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A canary}How to make a \textbf{canary} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28 birds
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{28 birds} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{33.33 ounces of centrifuged mixture "bird"}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{33.33 ounces of centrifuged mixture "bird"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.55 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "bird""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{9.55 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "bird""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{canary}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A carton}How to make a \textbf{carton} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19 boxes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Familiar dog
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{19 boxes} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{2.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "box"}.
\item 
Let your familiar dog sniff at \textbf{2.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "box"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "box"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{24.17 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cauldron mixture "box""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{24.17 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cauldron mixture "box""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{carton}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A celebration}How to make a \textbf{celebration} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.49 spoonful of birthday
\item 
1.72 spoonful of new year
\item 
9.21 spoonful of holiday
\item 
25.38 spoonful of graduate
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.21 spoonful of holiday} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.21 spoonful of cracked holiday} into the fireplace.
\item 
Smash \textbf{25.38 spoonful of graduate} with the stone.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.49 spoonful of ashes of "cracked holiday"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{6.49 spoonful of birthday}, \textbf{1.72 spoonful of new year}, \textbf{25.38 spoonful of smashed graduate} and \textbf{7.49 spoonful of ashes of "cracked holiday"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Ango ammadicarius chordatarius obridum imprectarido! Trammodion avarius coacatio, erum!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{celebration} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A chamber}How to make a \textbf{chamber} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.5 spoonful of torture
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.5 spoonful of torture} with the stone.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9.5 spoonful of smashed torture} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.5 spoonful of smashed and wet torture} with the stone.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.5 spoonful of smashed, wet and cracked torture} into bits.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.5 spoonful of smashed, wet, cracked and sliced torture} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{chamber}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cheat}How to make a \textbf{cheat} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
349.96 spoonful of dishonorableness
\item 
3.35 spoonful of unfairness
\item 
13.01 spoonful of honestness
\item 
8.86 spoonful of con
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{349.96 spoonful of dishonorableness} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.35 spoonful of unfairness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.86 spoonful of con} into the cauldron.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{349.96 spoonful of cracked dishonorableness} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.35 spoonful of cooled unfairness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{13.01 spoonful of honestness} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.06 spoonful of cauldron mixture "con"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.39 ounces of centrifuged mixture "honestness"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{349.96 spoonful of cracked and sliced dishonorableness}, \textbf{3.35 spoonful of frozen unfairness}, \textbf{9.06 spoonful of cauldron mixture "con"} and \textbf{7.39 ounces of centrifuged mixture "honestness"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{cheat}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cheer}How to make a \textbf{cheer} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.71 spoonful of spirit
\item 
1.33 ounces of yell
\item 
2 audiences
\item 
6.85 ounces of fan
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{6.85 ounces of fan} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.71 spoonful of spirit} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{49.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "fan"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.71 spoonful of slightly burned spirit}, \textbf{1.33 ounces of yell}, \textbf{2 audiences} and \textbf{49.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "fan"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{cheer}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A chuck}How to make a \textbf{chuck} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.23 ounces of throw up
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Throw \textbf{7.23 ounces of throw up} away.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Buy a \textbf{chuck} on eBay.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A citizen}How to make a \textbf{citizen} in 16 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.34 ounces of patriot
\item 
5 vague notions of being american
\item 
79.66 spoonful of model
\item 
8.84 spoonful of patriotism
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8.84 spoonful of patriotism} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Hold \textbf{79.66 spoonful of model} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.34 ounces of patriot} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{8.84 spoonful of purified patriotism} into bits.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5 vague notions of being american} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 smashed vague notions of being american} into the vessel.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.53 ounces of ashes of "patriot"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{8.01 ounces of vessel mixture "smashed being american"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{79.66 spoonful of slightly burned model}, \textbf{8.84 spoonful of purified and sliced patriotism}, \textbf{1.53 ounces of ashes of "patriot"} and \textbf{8.01 ounces of vessel mixture "smashed being american"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Dia auriolarius!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{citizen} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cleaning}How to make a \textbf{cleaning} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 clear concepts of cooking
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{15 clear concepts of cooking} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooking"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooking"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{cleaning}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A clerk}How to make a \textbf{clerk} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10.8 spoonful of desk
\item 
2 cashiers
\item 
5.81 spoonful of receptionist
\item 
2.01 spoonful of sales
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.01 spoonful of sales} into the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10.8 spoonful of desk} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{11.37 spoonful of cauldron mixture "sales"}.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{10.8 spoonful of purified desk}, \textbf{2 cashiers}, \textbf{5.81 spoonful of receptionist} and \textbf{11.37 spoonful of cauldron mixture "sales"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Absor sonosco! Incoralicio mero illosus! Vanuplex adminarius aca tellex, phiclaurius!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{clerk} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A climax}How to make a \textbf{climax} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.83 spoonful of apex
\item 
2 peaks
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.83 spoonful of apex} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2 peaks} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 purified peaks} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 purified and cooled peaks} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{32.98 ounces of ashes of "purified and cooled peak"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.98 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "apex"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{32.98 ounces of ashes of "purified and cooled peak"} and \textbf{4.98 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "apex"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{climax}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A clove}How to make a \textbf{clove} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.26 spoonful of garlic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for 10 days.
\item 
Throw \textbf{3.26 spoonful of garlic} away.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Turn around. You will find that a \textbf{clove} was there all along.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A coleslaw}How to make a \textbf{coleslaw} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.92 ounces of cabbage
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{4.92 ounces of cabbage} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.92 ounces of smashed cabbage} with the hammer.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4.92 ounces of smashed and cracked cabbage} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.92 ounces of smashed, cracked and slightly burned cabbage} with the purifier.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.92 ounces of smashed, cracked, slightly burned and purified cabbage} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{coleslaw}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A comedian}How to make a \textbf{comedian} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 vague notions of being funny
\item 
10 copies
\item 
10 actors
\item 
3.68 spoonful of amateur
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.68 spoonful of amateur} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 copies} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 vague notions of being funny} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.49 ounces of centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.49 ounces of centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.71 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny""}.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.71 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny""} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{10 cooled copies} with the mortar.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.74 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny"""}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{10 cooled and cracked copies}, \textbf{10 actors} and \textbf{2.74 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "amateur and being funny"""} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{comedian}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A components}How to make a \textbf{components} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 stereos
\item 
3 element
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Pet unicorn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3 stereos} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 element} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.43 ounces of ashes of "stereo"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let your pet unicorn lick \textbf{4.43 ounces of ashes of "stereo"}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{4.43 ounces of licked ashes of "stereo"} to your pet unicorn.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{286.93 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "elements"}.
\item 
Wait until your pet unicorn poops. Receive \textbf{4.43 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "licked ashes of "stereo""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{286.93 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "elements"} and \textbf{4.43 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "licked ashes of "stereo""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{components}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A conditioner}How to make a \textbf{conditioner} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 shampoos
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Container
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{5 shampoos} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5 purified shampoos} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 purified and smashed shampoos} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.08 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified and smashed shampoo"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{8.08 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified and smashed shampoo"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{conditioner}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cook}How to make a \textbf{cook} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 ideas of being chief
\item 
11 vague notions of boil
\item 
20.77 spoonful of cookbook
\item 
23.09 spoonful of gourmet
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{11 vague notions of boil} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{23.09 spoonful of gourmet} into the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{2.19 spoonful of container mixture "gourmet"}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 ideas of being chief} into the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boil"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.13 ounces of ashes of "being chief"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{20.77 spoonful of cookbook}, \textbf{2.19 spoonful of container mixture "gourmet"}, \textbf{6.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boil"} and \textbf{1.13 ounces of ashes of "being chief"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{cook}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A corporation}How to make a \textbf{corporation} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.38 spoonful of executive
\item 
5 businesses
\item 
4.25 spoonful of industry
\item 
4.49 ounces of agency
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Saw
\item 
Pet cat
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.38 spoonful of executive} into the fireplace.
\item 
Purify \textbf{5 businesses} with the purifier.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 purified businesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let your pet cat sniff at \textbf{4.49 ounces of agency}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.25 spoonful of industry} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.25 spoonful of cooled industry} into bits.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{21.74 ounces of ashes of "executive"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{139.64 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified business"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.25 spoonful of cooled and sliced industry}, \textbf{4.49 ounces of agency}, \textbf{21.74 ounces of ashes of "executive"} and \textbf{139.64 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified business"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{corporation}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A crackers}How to make a \textbf{crackers} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.91 spoonful of chili
\item 
47.52 ounces of animal
\item 
70.85 ounces of snack
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Familiar ape
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Pet your familiar ape.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4.91 spoonful of chili} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{47.52 ounces of animal} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{47.52 ounces of slightly burned animal} with the purifier.
\item 
Let your familiar ape lick \textbf{47.52 ounces of slightly burned and purified animal}.
\item 
Crack \textbf{70.85 ounces of snack} with the stone.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.91 spoonful of slightly burned chili}, \textbf{47.52 ounces of slightly burned, purified and licked animal} and \textbf{70.85 ounces of cracked snack} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{crackers}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A crescent}How to make a \textbf{crescent} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.17 ounces of twist
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.17 ounces of twist} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.53 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "twist"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.53 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "twist"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{crescent}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A crest}How to make a \textbf{crest} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
29 toothpastes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Stone
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{29 toothpastes} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{29 smashed toothpastes} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{14.65 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed toothpaste"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{14.65 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed toothpaste"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{crest}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A crib}How to make a \textbf{crib} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 cradles
\item 
9.33 spoonful of baby
\item 
14.2 spoonful of bassinet
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{14.2 spoonful of bassinet} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7 cradles} with the purifier.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.17 ounces of centrifuged mixture "bassinet"}.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.33 spoonful of baby} into bits.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{7 purified cradles}, \textbf{9.33 spoonful of sliced baby} and \textbf{4.17 ounces of centrifuged mixture "bassinet"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{crib}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cub}How to make a \textbf{cub} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 clear concepts of bear
\item 
2.79 ounces of lion
\item 
9.06 spoonful of scout
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2.79 ounces of lion} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.79 ounces of wet lion} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 clear concepts of bear} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 slightly burned clear concepts of bear} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.62 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned bear"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{2.79 ounces of wet and slightly burned lion}, \textbf{9.06 spoonful of scout} and \textbf{4.62 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned bear"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{cub}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cue}How to make a \textbf{cue} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.41 ounces of signal
\item 
5.14 spoonful of hue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8.41 ounces of signal} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.14 spoonful of hue} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{38.87 ounces of centrifuged mixture "signal and hue"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{38.87 ounces of centrifuged mixture "signal and hue"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{cue}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cunning}How to make a \textbf{cunning} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 clear concepts of daring
\item 
7 ideas of being sly
\item 
9 wits
\item 
2.19 spoonful of out fox
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{10 clear concepts of daring} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 wet clear concepts of daring} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7 ideas of being sly} with the stone.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{10 wet and cooled clear concepts of daring}.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 wet, cooled and licked clear concepts of daring} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7 smashed ideas of being sly} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Feed \textbf{2.19 spoonful of out fox} to your familiar unicorn.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7 smashed and slightly burned ideas of being sly} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{19.71 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet, cooled and licked daring"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar unicorn poops. Receive \textbf{2.79 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "out fox"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7 smashed, slightly burned and wet ideas of being sly}, \textbf{9 wits}, \textbf{19.71 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet, cooled and licked daring"} and \textbf{2.79 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "out fox"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{cunning}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A custom}How to make a \textbf{custom} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 cultures
\item 
22.35 spoonful of tradition
\item 
6 rituals
\item 
7.81 ounces of belief
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{7.81 ounces of belief} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{22.35 spoonful of tradition} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 cultures} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 rituals} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{18.68 ounces of centrifuged mixture "belief"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.17 spoonful of ashes of "tradition and culture"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6 slightly burned rituals}, \textbf{18.68 ounces of centrifuged mixture "belief"} and \textbf{6.17 spoonful of ashes of "tradition and culture"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{custom}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A cylinder}How to make a \textbf{cylinder} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 cube
\item 
18.03 ounces of cone
\item 
17 tubes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1 cube} into bits.
\item 
Dip \textbf{1 sliced cube} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.03 ounces of cone} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1 sliced and wet cube} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{17 tubes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{181.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cone"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{1 fragmented and wet cube}, \textbf{17 cooled tubes} and \textbf{181.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cone"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{cylinder}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dandruff}How to make a \textbf{dandruff} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 clear concepts of flake
\item 
4.46 spoonful of flakes
\item 
3 scalps
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3 scalps} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.46 spoonful of flakes} into bits.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{6 clear concepts of flake} with the purifier.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.26 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scalp"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.46 spoonful of sliced flakes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 purified clear concepts of flake} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6 purified and slightly burned clear concepts of flake}, \textbf{4.46 spoonful of sliced and cooled flakes} and \textbf{1.26 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scalp"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{dandruff}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A daring}How to make a \textbf{daring} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
13 courageousnesses
\item 
16.94 ounces of boldness
\item 
18.45 ounces of nerve
\item 
61.96 spoonful of adventure
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{16.94 ounces of boldness} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Hold \textbf{61.96 spoonful of adventure} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.95 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boldness"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{13 courageousnesses}, \textbf{18.45 ounces of nerve}, \textbf{61.96 spoonful of slightly burned adventure} and \textbf{5.95 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boldness"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{daring}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A daughter}How to make a \textbf{daughter} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.05 spoonful of kid
\item 
6.75 spoonful of mother
\item 
5.75 spoonful of son
\item 
4.9 spoonful of niece
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.05 spoonful of kid} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{6.75 spoonful of mother} into bits.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.75 spoonful of sliced mother} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5.75 spoonful of son} into bits.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.9 spoonful of niece} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{6.75 spoonful of sliced and wet mother} into bits.
\item 
Throw \textbf{4.05 spoonful of wet kid} away.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{6.75 spoonful of fragmented and wet mother}, \textbf{5.75 spoonful of sliced son} and \textbf{4.9 spoonful of wet niece} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{daughter}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A designer}How to make a \textbf{designer} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 labels
\item 
6 architects
\item 
3.67 spoonful of fashion
\item 
5 ideas of being interior
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 architects} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3.67 spoonful of fashion} into bits.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 labels} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "label"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{6 cooled architects}, \textbf{3.67 spoonful of sliced fashion}, \textbf{5 ideas of being interior} and \textbf{7.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "label"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Adrius judismus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{designer} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A desire}How to make a \textbf{desire} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
47.43 spoonful of yearner
\item 
54.0 ounces of goal
\item 
1.05 ounces of instinct
\item 
3 clear concepts of crave
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.05 ounces of instinct} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 clear concepts of crave} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Hold \textbf{47.43 spoonful of yearner} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{54.0 ounces of goal} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{47.43 spoonful of slightly burned yearner} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.24 ounces of centrifuged mixture "goal"}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1.05 ounces of purified instinct} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{47.43 spoonful of slightly burned and cooled yearner}, \textbf{1.05 ounces of purified and slightly burned instinct}, \textbf{3 wet clear concepts of crave} and \textbf{6.24 ounces of centrifuged mixture "goal"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{desire}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A development}How to make a \textbf{development} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.58 ounces of growth
\item 
9 communities
\item 
5 phases
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Pet mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pet your pet mouse.
\item 
Let your pet mouse sniff at \textbf{8.58 ounces of growth}.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 communities} into the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5 phases} with the mortar.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.15 spoonful of ashes of "community"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{8.58 ounces of growth}, \textbf{5 cracked phases} and \textbf{5.15 spoonful of ashes of "community"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{development}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A device}How to make a \textbf{device} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 components
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 components} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 slightly burned components} into the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.57 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned component"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.57 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned component"} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.57 ounces of smashed ashes of "slightly burned component"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.03 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed ashes of "slightly burned component""}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.03 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed ashes of "slightly burned component""} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{device}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dictionary}How to make a \textbf{dictionary} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.32 ounces of encyclopedia
\item 
2 words
\item 
17.96 ounces of atlas
\item 
8 anisettes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{8 anisettes} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 words} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{17.96 ounces of atlas} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{17.96 ounces of slightly burned atlas} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.32 ounces of encyclopedia} with the stone.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{17.96 ounces of slightly burned and wet atlas} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.83 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "word"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{9.32 ounces of smashed encyclopedia}, \textbf{17.96 ounces of burned and wet atlas}, \textbf{8 slightly burned anisettes} and \textbf{5.83 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "word"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{dictionary}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A difficulty}How to make a \textbf{difficulty} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.55 spoonful of problem
\item 
18.96 spoonful of difference
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Container
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{7.55 spoonful of problem} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a day.
\item 
Crack \textbf{18.96 spoonful of difference} with the hammer.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{18.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "problem"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{18.96 spoonful of cracked difference} and \textbf{18.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "problem"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{difficulty}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dislike}How to make a \textbf{dislike} in 16 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
13.72 ounces of likeness
\item 
12 vague notions of hate
\item 
6 renunciations
\item 
6 disregards
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Pet ape
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Feed \textbf{6 disregards} to your pet ape.
\item 
Crack \textbf{12 vague notions of hate} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 renunciations} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{13.72 ounces of likeness} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{12 cracked vague notions of hate} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let your pet ape sniff at \textbf{13.72 ounces of cracked likeness}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{13.72 ounces of cracked likeness} to your pet ape.
\item 
Wait until your pet ape poops. Receive \textbf{2.48 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "disregard and cracked likeness"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.5 ounces of cauldron mixture "renunciation and cracked hate"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{2.48 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "disregard and cracked likeness"} and \textbf{9.5 ounces of cauldron mixture "renunciation and cracked hate"} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Quentexter baal parium lausabilatio inditum! Ause turus eleberna!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{dislike} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A doorway}How to make a \textbf{doorway} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.61 ounces of threshold
\item 
291.72 ounces of passage
\item 
10 hallways
\item 
84.38 spoonful of entrance
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Stone
\item 
Pet chinchilla
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.61 ounces of threshold} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 hallways} into the fireplace.
\item 
Purify \textbf{84.38 spoonful of entrance} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{291.72 ounces of passage} into the fireplace.
\item 
Feed \textbf{5.61 ounces of smashed threshold} to your pet chinchilla.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{10.81 ounces of ashes of "hallway and passage"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Wait until your pet chinchilla poops. Receive \textbf{8.83 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "smashed threshold"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{84.38 spoonful of purified entrance}, \textbf{10.81 ounces of ashes of "hallway and passage"} and \textbf{8.83 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "smashed threshold"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{doorway}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dorm}How to make a \textbf{dorm} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
27.71 spoonful of norm
\item 
3 ideas of living
\item 
7 hallways
\item 
13.79 spoonful of roommate
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3 ideas of living} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{27.71 spoonful of norm} into the bonfire.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7 hallways} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7 wet hallways} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.97 ounces of centrifuged mixture "living"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.59 ounces of ashes of "norm"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7 wet and slightly burned hallways}, \textbf{13.79 spoonful of roommate}, \textbf{1.97 ounces of centrifuged mixture "living"} and \textbf{3.59 ounces of ashes of "norm"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{dorm}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dracula}How to make a \textbf{dracula} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 clear concepts of count
\item 
7.06 spoonful of mansion
\item 
15.8 ounces of monster
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{15.8 ounces of monster} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 clear concepts of count} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.06 spoonful of mansion} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{15.8 ounces of slightly burned monster} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{15.8 ounces of slightly burned and cracked monster} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "mansion"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{15.8 ounces of slightly burned, cracked and smashed monster} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "mansion"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{15.8 ounces of burned, cracked and smashed monster} with the hammer.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.85 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "mansion""}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{37.31 spoonful of ashes of "count"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{15.8 ounces of burned, cracked and pulverized monster}, \textbf{9.85 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "mansion""} and \textbf{37.31 spoonful of ashes of "count"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{dracula}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A drop}How to make a \textbf{drop} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
14.49 spoonful of pick up
\item 
6 vague notions of dump
\item 
10 clear concepts of handle
\item 
28 vague notions of fell
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{14.49 spoonful of pick up} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Put \textbf{14.49 spoonful of wet pick up} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Dip \textbf{14.49 spoonful of wet and cooled pick up} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Throw \textbf{10 clear concepts of handle} away.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 vague notions of dump} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{6 cooled vague notions of dump}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Nod satisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Dip \textbf{28 vague notions of fell} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{14.49 spoonful of very wet and cooled pick up}, \textbf{6 cooled vague notions of dump} and \textbf{28 wet vague notions of fell} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{drop}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dune}How to make a \textbf{dune} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
37.37 spoonful of sand
\item 
8.73 ounces of buggy
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.73 ounces of buggy} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.73 ounces of wet buggy} into the cauldron.
\item 
Crack \textbf{37.37 spoonful of sand} with the mortar.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.98 ounces of cauldron mixture "wet buggy"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{37.37 spoonful of cracked sand} and \textbf{9.98 ounces of cauldron mixture "wet buggy"} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Foedies dynaeviger poenum cunctium vaccus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{dune} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dustpan}How to make a \textbf{dustpan} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 brooms
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Familiar hummingbird
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{2 brooms} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let your familiar hummingbird lick \textbf{2 slightly burned brooms}.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 slightly burned and licked brooms} into the container.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Pet your familiar hummingbird.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{1.6 ounces of container mixture "slightly burned and licked broom"}.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1.6 ounces of container mixture "slightly burned and licked broom"} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.6 ounces of smashed container mixture "slightly burned and licked broom"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{dustpan}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A dwarf}How to make a \textbf{dwarf} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10.01 ounces of dope
\item 
7.92 ounces of midget
\item 
29.46 spoonful of elf
\item 
4 vague notions of being sleepy
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{7.92 ounces of midget} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{10.01 ounces of dope} with the mortar.
\item 
Dip \textbf{29.46 spoonful of elf} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10.01 ounces of cracked dope} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{4 vague notions of being sleepy} with the mortar.
\item 
Dip \textbf{29.46 spoonful of wet elf} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4 smashed vague notions of being sleepy} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{29.46 spoonful of very wet elf} with the mortar.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{10.01 ounces of cracked and purified dope}, \textbf{7.92 ounces of purified midget}, \textbf{29.46 spoonful of very wet and cracked elf} and \textbf{4 smashed and purified vague notions of being sleepy} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{dwarf}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An early}How to make an \textbf{early} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 clear concepts of being tardy
\item 
3 sunrises
\item 
2 dismissals
\item 
2 vague notions of being recent
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2 vague notions of being recent} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{2 clear concepts of being tardy}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Nod satisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 clear concepts of being tardy} with the stone.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 sunrises} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2 smashed clear concepts of being tardy}, \textbf{3 wet sunrises}, \textbf{2 dismissals} and \textbf{2 wet vague notions of being recent} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{early}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An element}How to make an \textbf{element} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
20.98 spoonful of chemical
\item 
2.87 ounces of oxygen
\item 
3.21 ounces of trace
\item 
4.95 ounces of atom
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{20.98 spoonful of chemical} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.21 ounces of trace} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.87 ounces of oxygen} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.21 ounces of cooled trace} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{20.98 spoonful of wet chemical} with the purifier.
\item 
Grind a little bit of unicorn horn to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.21 ounces of cooled and wet trace} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{20.98 spoonful of wet and purified chemical}, \textbf{2.87 ounces of purified oxygen}, \textbf{3.21 ounces of cooled and very wet trace} and \textbf{4.95 ounces of atom} together into the form of a usable \textbf{element}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An empire}How to make an \textbf{empire} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.02 spoonful of building
\item 
8 ideas of build
\item 
18 dynasties
\item 
1 umpire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8.02 spoonful of building} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 ideas of build} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1 umpire} briefly into the bonfire to burn it a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1 slightly burned umpire} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{18 dynasties} into bits.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.47 spoonful of ashes of "building and build"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{18 sliced dynasties}, \textbf{1 slightly burned and purified umpire} and \textbf{9.47 spoonful of ashes of "building and build"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Eticiatio detenula viralis muleus, contia! Emorpusso baptus! Decula! Blanulum!"
\item 
Reluctantly, an \textbf{empire} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An enemy}How to make an \textbf{enemy} in 16 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.26 spoonful of adversary
\item 
2 friends
\item 
5.81 ounces of friendliness
\item 
170 communists
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2 friends} into the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.81 ounces of friendliness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{170 communists} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.26 spoonful of adversary} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.81 ounces of cooled friendliness} with the stone.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{3.88 ounces of vessel mixture "friend"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.97 ounces of ashes of "communist"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{10.29 ounces of centrifuged mixture "adversary"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{5.81 ounces of cooled and smashed friendliness}, \textbf{3.88 ounces of vessel mixture "friend"}, \textbf{8.97 ounces of ashes of "communist"} and \textbf{10.29 ounces of centrifuged mixture "adversary"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Soricus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, an \textbf{enemy} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An entrance}How to make an \textbf{entrance} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
11.67 spoonful of lobby
\item 
1.86 ounces of passage
\item 
11 inlets
\item 
8.52 ounces of doorway
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Stone
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1.86 ounces of passage} into the fireplace.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.52 ounces of doorway} with the stone.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Throw \textbf{11.67 spoonful of lobby}, \textbf{8.52 ounces of smashed doorway} and \textbf{11 inlets} away.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.81 spoonful of ashes of "passage"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{6.81 spoonful of ashes of "passage"} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{entrance}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An excedrin}How to make an \textbf{excedrin} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 tylenols
\item 
8 reliefs
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{8 reliefs} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 tylenols} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 cooled tylenols} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.35 ounces of ashes of "cooled tylenol"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 slightly burned reliefs} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned relief"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2.35 ounces of ashes of "cooled tylenol"} and \textbf{8.86 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned relief"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into an \textbf{excedrin}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An extremity}How to make an \textbf{extremity} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
36 limbs
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{36 limbs} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{36 slightly burned limbs} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{26.22 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned limb"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{26.22 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned limb"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{26.22 spoonful of slightly burned ashes of "slightly burned limb"} with the mortar.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{26.22 spoonful of slightly burned and cracked ashes of "slightly burned limb"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{extremity}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A facts}How to make a \textbf{facts} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.82 ounces of statistics
\item 
73.01 spoonful of consideration
\item 
4.15 spoonful of proof
\item 
12.09 spoonful of almanac
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{12.09 spoonful of almanac} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{27.95 spoonful of container mixture "almanac"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{73.01 spoonful of consideration} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{73.01 spoonful of cooled consideration} into the container.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{3.92 spoonful of container mixture "cooled consideration"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{8.82 ounces of statistics}, \textbf{4.15 spoonful of proof}, \textbf{27.95 spoonful of container mixture "almanac"} and \textbf{3.92 spoonful of container mixture "cooled consideration"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{facts}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A famine}How to make a \textbf{famine} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
16.24 ounces of abundance
\item 
7.15 ounces of feast
\item 
9.7 spoonful of scarcity
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with liquid
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9.7 spoonful of scarcity} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.15 ounces of feast} into the vessel.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9.7 spoonful of cooled scarcity} into the bucket with liquid.
\item 
Hold \textbf{16.24 ounces of abundance} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9.7 spoonful of cooled and wet scarcity} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.24 ounces of slightly burned abundance} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.24 ounces of slightly burned and cooled abundance} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.01 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned and cooled abundance"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{3.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "feast"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{9.7 spoonful of cooled, wet and purified scarcity}, \textbf{9.01 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned and cooled abundance"} and \textbf{3.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "feast"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{famine}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A feed}How to make a \textbf{feed} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.12 ounces of spoon
\item 
8.15 ounces of starvation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Saw
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.12 ounces of spoon} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.15 ounces of starvation} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{8.15 ounces of wet starvation} into bits.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{2.12 ounces of purified spoon}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head dissatisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.15 ounces of wet and sliced starvation} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.12 ounces of purified spoon} into bits.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{2.12 ounces of purified and sliced spoon} and \textbf{8.15 ounces of very wet and sliced starvation} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{feed}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A fiber}How to make a \textbf{fiber} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
27.91 ounces of carbon
\item 
23 brans
\item 
4.5 ounces of rope
\item 
1.32 spoonful of irregularity
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.32 spoonful of irregularity} with the stone.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.5 ounces of rope} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.3 ounces of centrifuged mixture "rope"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.3 ounces of centrifuged mixture "rope"} into the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{23 brans} with the stone.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.75 ounces of ashes of "centrifuged mixture "rope""} from the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{27.91 ounces of carbon}, \textbf{23 cracked brans}, \textbf{1.32 spoonful of cracked irregularity} and \textbf{2.75 ounces of ashes of "centrifuged mixture "rope""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{fiber}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Flu}How to make \textbf{flu} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 viruses
\item 
6 ideas of being cold
\item 
6.72 ounces of fever
\item 
11.79 spoonful of germ
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.72 ounces of fever} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{11.79 spoonful of germ} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 viruses} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 cooled viruses} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{1.95 spoonful of container mixture "cooled virus"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.72 ounces of slightly burned fever} into the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.84 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "germ"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{21.86 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned fever"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{6 ideas of being cold}, \textbf{1.95 spoonful of container mixture "cooled virus"}, \textbf{4.84 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "germ"} and \textbf{21.86 ounces of ashes of "slightly burned fever"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{flu}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A freckle}How to make a \textbf{freckle} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.11 ounces of mole
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{3.11 ounces of mole} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{3.11 ounces of slightly burned mole} with the purifier.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3.11 ounces of slightly burned and purified mole} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{3.11 ounces of burned and purified mole} with the mortar.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3.11 ounces of burned, purified and smashed mole} with the mortar.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Place \textbf{3.11 ounces of burned, purified, smashed and cracked mole} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Pedentiatio fer invium sexus mediganus! Compa nominalicus peringero! Axis crucia adfectitus! Convoveo! Lamolio servio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{freckle} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A freeway}How to make a \textbf{freeway} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.81 spoonful of parkway
\item 
3 ideas of being interstate
\item 
8.26 ounces of highway
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for 3 days.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 ideas of being interstate} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.81 spoonful of parkway} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{2.88 ounces of cauldron mixture "parkway"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{3 slightly burned ideas of being interstate}, \textbf{8.26 ounces of highway} and \textbf{2.88 ounces of cauldron mixture "parkway"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{freeway}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A friends}How to make a \textbf{friends} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.54 ounces of together
\item 
27.17 spoonful of two
\item 
10 vague notions of being welcome
\item 
2.84 spoonful of traitor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.54 ounces of together} into bits.
\item 
Dip \textbf{27.17 spoonful of two} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Purify \textbf{27.17 spoonful of wet two} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 vague notions of being welcome} into the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{40.68 ounces of cauldron mixture "being welcome"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{9.54 ounces of sliced together}, \textbf{27.17 spoonful of wet and purified two}, \textbf{2.84 spoonful of traitor} and \textbf{40.68 ounces of cauldron mixture "being welcome"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Commodalis caudatio pitio pitas conjectus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{friends} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A fumes}How to make a \textbf{fumes} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.89 ounces of vapor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Pet cat
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.89 ounces of vapor} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Pet your pet cat.
\item 
Wait for 6 hours.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Pet your pet cat.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "vapor"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{2.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "vapor"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{fumes}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A fund}How to make a \textbf{fund} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.25 spoonful of donation
\item 
3.8 ounces of campaign
\item 
4.05 ounces of relief
\item 
36.15 spoonful of trust
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.25 spoonful of donation} with the mortar.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.25 spoonful of cracked donation} with the purifier.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.25 spoonful of cracked and purified donation} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{1.25 spoonful of cracked, purified and sliced donation}, \textbf{3.8 ounces of campaign}, \textbf{4.05 ounces of relief} and \textbf{36.15 spoonful of trust} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{fund}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A gain}How to make a \textbf{gain} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
26.83 spoonful of accumulation
\item 
10 vague notions of prosper
\item 
17 harvests
\item 
7 benefits
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\item 
Container
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{17 harvests} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{26.83 spoonful of accumulation} into the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 vague notions of prosper} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{17 sliced harvests} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{5.18 spoonful of container mixture "accumulation"}.
\item 
Dip \textbf{5.18 spoonful of container mixture "accumulation"} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.53 ounces of ashes of "prosper"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{17 sliced and slightly burned harvests}, \textbf{7 benefits}, \textbf{5.18 spoonful of wet container mixture "accumulation"} and \textbf{3.53 ounces of ashes of "prosper"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Fundum protenalis remordarius, aviaris!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{gain} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A games}How to make a \textbf{games} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 ideas of being fair
\item 
4 olympic
\item 
10 number
\item 
6.64 spoonful of toys
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar cat
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{6.64 spoonful of toys} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2 ideas of being fair} with the hammer.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Feed \textbf{4 olympic} to your familiar cat.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let your familiar cat sniff at \textbf{2 cracked ideas of being fair}.
\item 
Pet your familiar cat.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 cracked ideas of being fair} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let your familiar cat sniff at \textbf{10 number}.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 number} into the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.01 ounces of centrifuged mixture "toys and cracked being fair"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{8.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "numbers"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar cat poops. Receive \textbf{6.96 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "olympics"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.01 ounces of centrifuged mixture "toys and cracked being fair"}, \textbf{8.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "numbers"} and \textbf{6.96 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "olympics"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{games}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Glass}How to make \textbf{glass} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15.77 spoonful of windshield
\item 
54.09 ounces of brandy
\item 
9.43 spoonful of tablet
\item 
3.74 ounces of shield
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{54.09 ounces of brandy} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{15.77 spoonful of windshield} into the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.43 spoonful of tablet} into bits.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.46 spoonful of ashes of "windshield"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.46 spoonful of ashes of "windshield"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.43 spoonful of sliced tablet} into bits.
\item 
Hold \textbf{54.09 ounces of slightly burned brandy} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.74 ounces of shield} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.46 spoonful of slightly burned ashes of "windshield"} with the hammer.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.45 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "shield"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{54.09 ounces of burned brandy}, \textbf{9.43 spoonful of fragmented tablet}, \textbf{5.46 spoonful of slightly burned and smashed ashes of "windshield"} and \textbf{3.45 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "shield"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{glass}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A glory}How to make a \textbf{glory} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 triumphs
\item 
1 fame
\item 
6 mornings
\item 
9.7 ounces of valor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{4 triumphs}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 mornings} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4 licked triumphs} into bits.
\item 
Eat \textbf{4 licked and sliced triumphs}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1 fame} briefly into the fireplace to burn it a bit.
\item 
Wait for a minute.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird sniff at \textbf{1 slightly burned fame}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{37.36 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "morning"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{1 slightly burned fame}, \textbf{9.7 ounces of valor} and \textbf{37.36 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "morning"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Micumbiscus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{glory} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A goblin}How to make a \textbf{goblin} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
20 ghouls
\item 
18.91 ounces of ghost
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{18.91 ounces of ghost} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{20 ghouls} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Purify \textbf{20 cooled ghouls} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.91 ounces of smashed ghost} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{18.91 ounces of smashed and cooled ghost} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{20 cooled and purified ghouls} and \textbf{18.91 ounces of smashed, cooled and slightly burned ghost} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{goblin}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A goddess}How to make a \textbf{goddess} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.53 ounces of venus
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\item 
Pet ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{1.53 ounces of venus} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Let your pet ape lick \textbf{1.53 ounces of wet venus}.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Pet your pet ape.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1.53 ounces of wet and licked venus} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{goddess}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A goo}How to make a \textbf{goo} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 vague notions of being sticky
\item 
1 slime
\item 
8 slimies
\item 
1 muck
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{8 slimies} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 slime} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1 cooled slime} briefly into the fireplace to burn it a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 vague notions of being sticky} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{4 cooled vague notions of being sticky}, \textbf{1 cooled and slightly burned slime}, \textbf{8 purified slimies} and \textbf{1 muck} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{goo}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A gorilla}How to make a \textbf{gorilla} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
11.47 spoonful of chimpanzee
\item 
12.2 ounces of tarzan
\item 
7 apes
\item 
6 bananas
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 apes} into the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{12.2 ounces of tarzan} with the purifier.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{6 bananas} with the purifier.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{6.99 spoonful of vessel mixture "ape"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{11.47 spoonful of chimpanzee}, \textbf{12.2 ounces of purified tarzan}, \textbf{6 purified bananas} and \textbf{6.99 spoonful of vessel mixture "ape"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{gorilla}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A gravel}How to make a \textbf{gravel} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 roads
\item 
5.43 ounces of driveway
\item 
17 rock
\item 
25.68 ounces of grit
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.43 ounces of driveway} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Purify \textbf{25.68 ounces of grit} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 roads} into the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5.43 ounces of slightly burned driveway} with the hammer.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.21 ounces of ashes of "road"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Put \textbf{25.68 ounces of purified grit} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.9 spoonful of cauldron mixture "purified grit"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{5.43 ounces of slightly burned and cracked driveway}, \textbf{17 rock}, \textbf{9.21 ounces of ashes of "road"} and \textbf{9.9 spoonful of cauldron mixture "purified grit"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{gravel}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Grief}How to make \textbf{grief} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.18 spoonful of sorrow
\item 
6 sympathies
\item 
9.13 ounces of despair
\item 
8.14 ounces of tragedy
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.18 spoonful of sorrow} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.13 ounces of despair} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.64 ounces of centrifuged mixture "despair"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{8.02 ounces of cauldron mixture "sorrow"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{6 sympathies}, \textbf{8.14 ounces of tragedy}, \textbf{9.64 ounces of centrifuged mixture "despair"} and \textbf{8.02 ounces of cauldron mixture "sorrow"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Pestellidus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{grief} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A gulp}How to make a \textbf{gulp} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 sips
\item 
75.61 spoonful of slurp
\item 
9 ideas of swallow
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Familiar ape
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9 ideas of swallow} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Feed \textbf{8 sips} to your familiar ape.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{27.8 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "swallow"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar ape poops. Receive \textbf{6.6 ounces of a very dirty pile of "sip"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{75.61 spoonful of slurp}, \textbf{27.8 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "swallow"} and \textbf{6.6 ounces of a very dirty pile of "sip"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Tromellarco zetactor! Contacula biga sinus, consor divus rasea exceptus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{gulp} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A handcuffs}How to make a \textbf{handcuffs} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
84.33 spoonful of arrest
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Familiar hummingbird
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Let your familiar hummingbird lick \textbf{84.33 spoonful of arrest}.
\item 
Put \textbf{84.33 spoonful of licked arrest} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Pet your familiar hummingbird.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{17.67 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked arrest"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{17.67 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked arrest"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{handcuffs}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A harbor}How to make a \textbf{harbor} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.34 ounces of bay
\item 
102 pearls
\item 
6.49 ounces of port
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.34 ounces of bay} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Put \textbf{102 pearls} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.34 ounces of wet bay} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.49 ounces of port} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.49 ounces of slightly burned port} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.49 ounces of slightly burned and wet port} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.28 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pearl and wet bay"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{6.49 ounces of burned and wet port} and \textbf{1.28 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pearl and wet bay"} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Sacervabilis!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{harbor} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Heat}How to make \textbf{heat} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.8 ounces of stove
\item 
31 warmths
\item 
13.5 ounces of sun
\item 
8.65 spoonful of frier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Pet ape
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pet your pet ape.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.65 spoonful of frier} into the bonfire.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{31 warmths} into the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{13.5 ounces of sun} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{8.39 ounces of container mixture "warmth"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{22.04 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sun"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.85 spoonful of ashes of "frier"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{9.8 ounces of stove}, \textbf{8.39 ounces of container mixture "warmth"}, \textbf{22.04 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sun"} and \textbf{2.85 spoonful of ashes of "frier"} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{heat}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A heaven}How to make a \textbf{heaven} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.59 ounces of ascension
\item 
9 vague notions of die
\item 
5.81 ounces of soul
\item 
13 ascents
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with liquid
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 vague notions of die} into the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dip \textbf{13 ascents} into the bucket with liquid.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.81 ounces of soul} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{4.19 spoonful of cauldron mixture "die"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{2.59 ounces of ascension}, \textbf{5.81 ounces of smashed soul}, \textbf{13 wet ascents} and \textbf{4.19 spoonful of cauldron mixture "die"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Capitum breportivus vela herius insero subatheator! Cepsio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{heaven} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A helicopter}How to make a \textbf{helicopter} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
11.11 spoonful of airplane
\item 
8 vague notions of flying
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{11.11 spoonful of airplane} with the stone.
\item 
Smash \textbf{11.11 spoonful of cracked airplane} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 vague notions of flying} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Smash \textbf{11.11 spoonful of cracked and smashed airplane} with the stone.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{11.11 spoonful of cracked and pulverized airplane}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head dissatisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{11.11 spoonful of cracked and pulverized airplane} with the stone.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "flying"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{11.11 spoonful of crushed and pulverized airplane} and \textbf{7.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "flying"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{helicopter}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An herb}How to make an \textbf{herb} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
13 spices
\item 
6.24 ounces of parsley
\item 
111.89 ounces of sage
\item 
6 smokes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.24 ounces of parsley} with the mortar.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6.24 ounces of smashed parsley} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 smokes} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.24 ounces of smashed and cracked parsley} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.77 ounces of centrifuged mixture "smoke"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{13 spices}, \textbf{6.24 ounces of smashed, cracked and cooled parsley}, \textbf{111.89 ounces of sage} and \textbf{9.77 ounces of centrifuged mixture "smoke"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{herb}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A highlight}How to make a \textbf{highlight} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
54.99 spoonful of outline
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
None
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Eat \textbf{54.99 spoonful of outline}.
\item 
Grind a little bit of troll teeth to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait a bit until a \textbf{highlight} suddenly appears.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hill}How to make a \textbf{hill} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 capitals
\item 
7.47 spoonful of jack
\item 
4.06 ounces of land
\item 
47.83 spoonful of cliff
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.06 ounces of land} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.06 ounces of sliced land} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{31.56 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliced land"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{3 capitals}, \textbf{7.47 spoonful of jack}, \textbf{47.83 spoonful of cliff} and \textbf{31.56 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliced land"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Fulgeo! Capithina impininum!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{hill} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hobby}How to make a \textbf{hobby} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.43 ounces of crafts
\item 
6 ideas of collecting
\item 
27.52 ounces of skill
\item 
54.36 ounces of craft
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1.43 ounces of crafts} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for 5 seconds.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.17 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "crafts"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{6 ideas of collecting}, \textbf{27.52 ounces of skill}, \textbf{54.36 ounces of craft} and \textbf{1.17 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "crafts"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Adus monastus copollego musim ser per copulto pella! Celsugior insenio archus! Sinus laetio betia, lactus aspitrodium! Condinor rogenassum!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{hobby} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hold}How to make a \textbf{hold} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.82 ounces of paperclip
\item 
6 ideas of caress
\item 
8.87 spoonful of folder
\item 
7 securities
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7 securities} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.82 ounces of paperclip} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.87 spoonful of folder} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7 sliced securities} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 ideas of caress} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.82 ounces of smashed paperclip} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 fragmented securities} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 fragmented and cooled securities} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{22.61 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "folder, caress and fragmented and cooled security"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{9.82 ounces of smashed and slightly burned paperclip} and \textbf{22.61 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "folder, caress and fragmented and cooled security"} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Jumerator insistarie inera virgia abefinus, confalsio clus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{hold} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A holder}How to make a \textbf{holder} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 napkins
\item 
9.23 spoonful of keeper
\item 
5.78 ounces of boulder
\item 
4 pockets
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 napkins} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 slightly burned napkins} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 pockets} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.78 ounces of boulder} into the vessel.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{5.5 ounces of vessel mixture "boulder"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{19.5 ounces of centrifuged mixture "pocket"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{6 burned napkins}, \textbf{9.23 spoonful of keeper}, \textbf{5.5 ounces of vessel mixture "boulder"} and \textbf{19.5 ounces of centrifuged mixture "pocket"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{holder}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hood}How to make a \textbf{hood} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.37 ounces of boys
\item 
5.86 ounces of gangster
\item 
90.5 spoonful of trunk
\item 
1 ornament
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.86 ounces of gangster} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1 ornament} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{90.5 spoonful of trunk} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Purify \textbf{90.5 spoonful of wet trunk} with the purifier.
\item 
Eat \textbf{1 purified ornament}.
\item 
Dip \textbf{90.5 spoonful of wet and purified trunk} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Purify \textbf{5.86 ounces of cooled gangster} with the purifier.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.37 ounces of boys}, \textbf{5.86 ounces of cooled and purified gangster} and \textbf{90.5 spoonful of very wet and purified trunk} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{hood}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hornet}How to make a \textbf{hornet} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
16.64 ounces of wasp
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.64 ounces of wasp} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{5.53 spoonful of vessel mixture "wasp"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Place \textbf{5.53 spoonful of vessel mixture "wasp"} into the circle.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Obilius!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{hornet} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hundred}How to make a \textbf{hundred} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
68.16 spoonful of ten
\item 
4 percentages
\item 
37.9 spoonful of percent
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Familiar hummingbird
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your familiar hummingbird lick \textbf{37.9 spoonful of percent}.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{37.9 spoonful of licked percent} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{68.16 spoonful of ten} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4 percentages} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 slightly burned percentages} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Throw \textbf{37.9 spoonful of licked and sliced percent} and \textbf{68.16 spoonful of cooled ten} away.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.95 ounces of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned percentage"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Place \textbf{1.95 ounces of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned percentage"} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Exo ter campublitis! Asta sporthemotus ludio extror!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{hundred} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hunting}How to make a \textbf{hunting} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.45 spoonful of deer
\item 
4.6 ounces of gathering
\item 
3 outdoor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.45 spoonful of deer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{4.6 ounces of gathering}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Eat \textbf{4.6 ounces of gathering}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{24.32 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "deer"}.
\item 
Purify \textbf{3 outdoor} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 purified outdoor} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified outdoors"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{24.32 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "deer"} and \textbf{9.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified outdoors"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{hunting}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A hurricane}How to make a \textbf{hurricane} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
23.5 ounces of disaster
\item 
9.77 spoonful of twister
\item 
2.87 ounces of earthquake
\item 
15.66 ounces of typhoon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Purify \textbf{23.5 ounces of disaster} with the purifier.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{23.5 ounces of purified disaster}, \textbf{9.77 spoonful of twister}, \textbf{2.87 ounces of earthquake} and \textbf{15.66 ounces of typhoon} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{hurricane}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A husk}How to make a \textbf{husk} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.25 spoonful of corn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Stone
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.25 spoonful of corn} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.25 spoonful of slightly burned corn} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.25 spoonful of slightly burned and smashed corn} into the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.92 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{8.92 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn"} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.92 spoonful of cracked ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn"} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.92 spoonful of cracked and cooled ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.84 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cracked and cooled ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn""}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{4.84 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cracked and cooled ashes of "slightly burned and smashed corn""} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{husk}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An increase}How to make an \textbf{increase} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.97 ounces of speed
\item 
2 inflations
\item 
9 ideas of decrease
\item 
9 vague notions of diminish
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9 vague notions of diminish} with the stone.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9 ideas of decrease} with the stone.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.97 ounces of speed}, \textbf{2 inflations}, \textbf{9 smashed ideas of decrease} and \textbf{9 cracked vague notions of diminish} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{increase}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An inhale}How to make an \textbf{inhale} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 intakes
\item 
9 breathers
\item 
9.01 ounces of exhalation
\item 
4 breaths
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Container
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 intakes} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 slightly burned intakes} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{9.0 spoonful of container mixture "slightly burned intake"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{9 breathers}, \textbf{9.01 ounces of exhalation}, \textbf{4 breaths} and \textbf{9.0 spoonful of container mixture "slightly burned intake"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Desuppedito femivis atrix, momereatisco factio sto! Interium phiarion!"
\item 
Suddendly, an \textbf{inhale} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An intake}How to make an \textbf{intake} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
38.88 spoonful of inhalation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{38.88 spoonful of inhalation} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.06 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "inhalation"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2.06 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "inhalation"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in an \textbf{intake}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Intelligence}How to make \textbf{intelligence} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.33 spoonful of genius
\item 
5 quotients
\item 
9.38 ounces of diligence
\item 
7.23 spoonful of knowledge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pet your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.38 ounces of diligence} with the hammer.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7.33 spoonful of genius} with the purifier.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{9.38 ounces of cracked diligence}.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.38 ounces of cracked and licked diligence} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.38 ounces of crushed and licked diligence} with the hammer.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7.33 spoonful of purified genius}, \textbf{5 quotients}, \textbf{9.38 ounces of crushed, licked and smashed diligence} and \textbf{7.23 spoonful of knowledge} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{intelligence}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An intensity}How to make an \textbf{intensity} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
21 magnifications
\item 
2 frequencies
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{21 magnifications} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 frequencies} with the hammer.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{21 cracked magnifications} and \textbf{2 smashed frequencies} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in an \textbf{intensity}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An inventor}How to make an \textbf{inventor} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
41.57 spoonful of invention
\item 
52.77 ounces of maker
\item 
32.64 spoonful of creator
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{52.77 ounces of maker} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{32.64 spoonful of creator} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.52 spoonful of ashes of "creator"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.48 ounces of centrifuged mixture "maker"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{41.57 spoonful of invention}, \textbf{9.52 spoonful of ashes of "creator"} and \textbf{4.48 ounces of centrifuged mixture "maker"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Chorrimnus nocrabilis! Edo! Cernatio dissivum!"
\item 
Slowly, an \textbf{inventor} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An italian}How to make an \textbf{italian} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19 ideas of cooking
\item 
10 papists
\item 
5 languages
\item 
6.04 spoonful of garlic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{10 papists} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{19 ideas of cooking} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{6.04 spoonful of garlic}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 wet papists} into the container.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{15.23 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cooking"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{8.52 ounces of container mixture "wet papist"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{5 languages}, \textbf{6.04 spoonful of garlic}, \textbf{15.23 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cooking"} and \textbf{8.52 ounces of container mixture "wet papist"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in an \textbf{italian}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A jigsaw}How to make a \textbf{jigsaw} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 puzzles
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a day.
\item 
Throw \textbf{8 puzzles} away.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Buy a \textbf{jigsaw} on eBay.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Justice}How to make \textbf{justice} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 judges
\item 
9.33 ounces of unfairness
\item 
5.14 spoonful of honor
\item 
3.42 spoonful of punishment
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.42 spoonful of punishment} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7 judges} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.14 spoonful of honor} into the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{24.29 spoonful of ashes of "honor"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{7 purified judges}, \textbf{9.33 ounces of unfairness}, \textbf{3.42 spoonful of cooled punishment} and \textbf{24.29 spoonful of ashes of "honor"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Anxior!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{justice} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A kilometer}How to make a \textbf{kilometer} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 miles
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 miles} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 smashed miles} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{25.47 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed mile"}.
\item 
Wait for 4 days.
\item 
Put \textbf{25.47 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed mile"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.33 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "smashed mile""}.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.33 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "smashed mile""} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.45 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "smashed mile"""}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Place \textbf{1.45 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "smashed mile"""} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Apo opersus neceta!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{kilometer} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A knee}How to make a \textbf{knee} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 joints
\item 
9.92 ounces of kneeler
\item 
1.9 ounces of ankle
\item 
7.22 ounces of beggary
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\item 
Pet mouse
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\item 
Saw
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your pet mouse sniff at \textbf{7.22 ounces of beggary}.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7.22 ounces of beggary} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.22 ounces of purified beggary} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Dip \textbf{10 joints} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.92 ounces of kneeler} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.9 ounces of ankle} with the purifier.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.89 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified beggary"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{10 wet joints}, \textbf{9.92 ounces of sliced kneeler}, \textbf{1.9 ounces of purified ankle} and \textbf{2.89 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified beggary"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{knee}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Knowledge}How to make \textbf{knowledge} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 understandings
\item 
4.36 spoonful of retention
\item 
15.47 spoonful of confusion
\item 
3.25 ounces of philosopher
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a minute.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3.25 ounces of philosopher} into bits.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 understandings} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{3 slightly burned understandings}, \textbf{4.36 spoonful of retention}, \textbf{15.47 spoonful of confusion} and \textbf{3.25 ounces of sliced philosopher} together into the form of a usable \textbf{knowledge}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Land}How to make \textbf{land} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
23.06 ounces of marsh
\item 
8 discoveries
\item 
1 farmer
\item 
7.02 ounces of gully
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Pet mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 discoveries} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{3.0 ounces of cauldron mixture "discovery"}.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Pet your pet mouse.
\item 
Let your pet mouse sniff at \textbf{3.0 ounces of cauldron mixture "discovery"}.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{23.06 ounces of marsh}, \textbf{1 farmer}, \textbf{7.02 ounces of gully} and \textbf{3.0 ounces of cauldron mixture "discovery"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{land}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A last}How to make a \textbf{last} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 suppers
\item 
36 ideas of being worst
\item 
1 vague notion of being final
\item 
8.79 spoonful of caboose
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{8.79 spoonful of caboose} with the mortar.
\item 
Wait for 6 days.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1 vague notion of being final} with the mortar.
\item 
Throw \textbf{1 smashed vague notion of being final}, \textbf{8.79 spoonful of cracked caboose}, \textbf{6 suppers} and \textbf{36 ideas of being worst} away.
\item 
Wait a bit until a \textbf{last} suddenly appears.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A layer}How to make a \textbf{layer} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 zones
\item 
18.0 spoonful of brick
\item 
46.51 ounces of ozone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{18.0 spoonful of brick} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9 zones} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9 smashed zones} with the hammer.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{46.51 ounces of ozone} into bits.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{9 smashed and cracked zones}, \textbf{18.0 spoonful of wet brick} and \textbf{46.51 ounces of sliced ozone} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Probatter comatus seculus, bet! Circumpedo affluo! Brocetio sallum collus reditus matus adfabiculo! Cha!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{layer} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A least}How to make a \textbf{least} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 ideas of being greatest
\item 
15 lesses
\item 
15 clear concepts of being minimum
\item 
30.36 ounces of most
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{30.36 ounces of most} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{15 lesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.03 ounces of centrifuged mixture "less"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{30.36 ounces of cooled most} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.03 ounces of centrifuged mixture "less"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{30.36 ounces of frozen most} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{15 clear concepts of being minimum} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.97 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "less" and frozen most"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{7 ideas of being greatest}, \textbf{15 cooled clear concepts of being minimum} and \textbf{5.97 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "less" and frozen most"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{least}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A legs}How to make a \textbf{legs} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 pantyhoses
\item 
9.2 spoonful of runner
\item 
6 frogs
\item 
9 clear concepts of stand
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{6 frogs} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 clear concepts of stand} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Throw \textbf{9 cooled clear concepts of stand} away.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.2 spoonful of runner} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 pantyhoses} with the purifier.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "frog"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{10 purified pantyhoses}, \textbf{9.2 spoonful of sliced runner} and \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "frog"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{legs}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A lime}How to make a \textbf{lime} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
40 lemons
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{40 lemons} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{40 wet lemons} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Dip \textbf{40 wet and cooled lemons} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{40 very wet and cooled lemons} into the container.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Grind a little bit of unicorn horn to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{2.2 ounces of container mixture "very wet and cooled lemon"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2.2 ounces of container mixture "very wet and cooled lemon"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{lime}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A limousine}How to make a \textbf{limousine} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.03 ounces of chauffeur
\item 
9.33 spoonful of luxury
\item 
2.82 spoonful of driver
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn sniff at \textbf{8.03 ounces of chauffeur}.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.82 spoonful of driver} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{9.33 spoonful of luxury}.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.33 spoonful of licked luxury} with the stone.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn sniff at \textbf{8.03 ounces of chauffeur}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.71 ounces of ashes of "driver"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.03 ounces of chauffeur}, \textbf{9.33 spoonful of licked and cracked luxury} and \textbf{9.71 ounces of ashes of "driver"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{limousine}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A liver}How to make a \textbf{liver} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 yucks
\item 
4.44 ounces of kidney
\item 
4.79 ounces of cod
\item 
9 clear concepts of transplant
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.44 ounces of kidney} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.79 ounces of cod} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 clear concepts of transplant} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9 cooled clear concepts of transplant} with the mortar.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8 yucks} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.44 ounces of wet kidney} with the mortar.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{8 purified yucks}, \textbf{4.44 ounces of wet and cracked kidney}, \textbf{4.79 ounces of purified cod} and \textbf{9 cooled and smashed clear concepts of transplant} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{liver}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A lobby}How to make a \textbf{lobby} in 3 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
66 halls
\item 
8 vague notions of being main
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Smash \textbf{66 halls} with the stone.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{66 smashed halls} and \textbf{8 vague notions of being main} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{lobby}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A location}How to make a \textbf{location} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 sites
\item 
6 wheres
\item 
9 destinies
\item 
29.84 ounces of place
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{29.84 ounces of place} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 destinies} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 wheres} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.78 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "place, destiny and where"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 sites} into the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.78 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "place, destiny and where"} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.78 spoonful of purified centrifuged mixture "place, destiny and where"} with the stone.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{2.14 ounces of vessel mixture "site"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{1.78 spoonful of purified and cracked centrifuged mixture "place, destiny and where"} and \textbf{2.14 ounces of vessel mixture "site"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{location}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A lock}How to make a \textbf{lock} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.49 spoonful of key
\item 
4 masters
\item 
41.82 spoonful of vault
\item 
3 doors
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.49 spoonful of key} into the container.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{41.82 spoonful of vault} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 masters} into the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 doors} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 cooled doors} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.23 spoonful of ashes of "vault and master"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{21.66 spoonful of container mixture "key"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{3 cooled and wet doors}, \textbf{6.23 spoonful of ashes of "vault and master"} and \textbf{21.66 spoonful of container mixture "key"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{lock}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A loose}How to make a \textbf{loose} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28.54 spoonful of firm
\item 
10 vague notions of being tense
\item 
5 vague notions of hanging
\item 
10.32 ounces of give up
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{10.32 ounces of give up} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.36 ounces of cauldron mixture "give up"}.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.36 ounces of cauldron mixture "give up"} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 vague notions of being tense} into the fireplace.
\item 
Smash \textbf{28.54 spoonful of firm} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{28.54 spoonful of smashed firm} into the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5 vague notions of hanging} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{3.45 spoonful of cauldron mixture "smashed firm"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.22 spoonful of ashes of "being tense"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5 slightly burned vague notions of hanging}, \textbf{9.36 ounces of cracked cauldron mixture "give up"}, \textbf{3.45 spoonful of cauldron mixture "smashed firm"} and \textbf{8.22 spoonful of ashes of "being tense"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{loose}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A loser}How to make a \textbf{loser} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 beginners
\item 
1.28 spoonful of expert
\item 
7.64 spoonful of scapegoat
\item 
29 jerks
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Container
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{29 jerks} into the container.
\item 
Wait for 4 days.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.28 spoonful of expert} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4 beginners} into bits.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Smash \textbf{4 sliced beginners} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4 sliced and smashed beginners} with the hammer.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{2.25 spoonful of container mixture "jerk"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{4 sliced, smashed and cracked beginners}, \textbf{1.28 spoonful of cracked expert}, \textbf{7.64 spoonful of scapegoat} and \textbf{2.25 spoonful of container mixture "jerk"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Fullio moron anus!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{loser} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A magician}How to make a \textbf{magician} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28 capes
\item 
6.74 spoonful of disappearance
\item 
3 wands
\item 
3 clear concepts of being magic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{6.74 spoonful of disappearance} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 clear concepts of being magic} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 wands} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{28 capes} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{28 sliced capes} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for 3 days.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "disappearance, being magic, wand and sliced cape"}.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Place \textbf{4.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "disappearance, being magic, wand and sliced cape"} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Pra proties tratus! Dejero!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{magician} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A magnify}How to make a \textbf{magnify} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28.94 spoonful of microscope
\item 
7 telescopes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pick up \textbf{28.94 spoonful of microscope}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Nod satisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7 telescopes} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 wet telescopes} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.94 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet telescope"}.
\item 
Smash \textbf{3.94 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet telescope"} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.94 ounces of smashed centrifuged mixture "wet telescope"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{28.94 spoonful of microscope} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.84 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed centrifuged mixture "wet telescope" and microscope"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{8.84 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed centrifuged mixture "wet telescope" and microscope"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{magnify}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A make}How to make a \textbf{make} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 statements
\item 
4.79 spoonful of composition
\item 
13.15 spoonful of harvest
\item 
2 vague notions of produce
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 statements} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{10 slightly burned statements} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.79 spoonful of composition} into the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{13.15 spoonful of harvest} with the stone.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.19 spoonful of ashes of "composition"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{10 slightly burned and smashed statements}, \textbf{13.15 spoonful of cracked harvest}, \textbf{2 vague notions of produce} and \textbf{4.19 spoonful of ashes of "composition"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Saepa!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{make} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A manner}How to make a \textbf{manner} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.84 ounces of style
\item 
8.29 spoonful of method
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.29 spoonful of method} into the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.84 ounces of style} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.84 ounces of purified style} into the vessel.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{6.64 spoonful of vessel mixture "method and purified style"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{6.64 spoonful of vessel mixture "method and purified style"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{manner}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A marine}How to make a \textbf{marine} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
150 armies
\item 
7.77 ounces of sailor
\item 
6.03 ounces of jerk
\item 
2 biologists
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2 biologists} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for 5 days.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 cooled biologists} with the mortar.
\item 
Throw \textbf{6.03 ounces of jerk} away.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2 cooled and smashed biologists} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Throw \textbf{7.77 ounces of sailor}, \textbf{2 cooled, smashed and wet biologists} and \textbf{150 armies} away.
\item 
Grind a little bit of unicorn horn to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Realise that you never really needed a \textbf{marine}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mark}How to make a \textbf{mark} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.12 spoonful of score
\item 
35.8 spoonful of stretch
\item 
58 moles
\item 
8.65 spoonful of grade
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{58 moles} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.12 spoonful of score} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{35.8 spoonful of stretch} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.12 spoonful of smashed score} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.65 spoonful of grade} with the hammer.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{8.65 spoonful of smashed grade} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8.65 spoonful of smashed and sliced grade} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.12 spoonful of smashed and cooled score} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{35.8 spoonful of cracked stretch} with the hammer.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.89 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "mole"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{7.12 spoonful of smashed and frozen score}, \textbf{35.8 spoonful of cracked and smashed stretch}, \textbf{8.65 spoonful of smashed, sliced and purified grade} and \textbf{1.89 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "mole"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Liban perculatus! Altharismus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{mark} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mcdonald's}How to make a \textbf{mcdonald's} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.3 spoonful of frier
\item 
5.86 ounces of restaurant
\item 
1.49 spoonful of hamburger
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9.3 spoonful of frier} into the bonfire.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.86 ounces of restaurant} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.49 spoonful of hamburger} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.86 ounces of smashed restaurant} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.86 ounces of pulverized restaurant} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.77 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "hamburger and pulverized restaurant"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.62 ounces of ashes of "frier"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{9.77 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "hamburger and pulverized restaurant"} and \textbf{9.62 ounces of ashes of "frier"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{mcdonald's}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A means}How to make a \textbf{means} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
47.81 spoonful of end
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\item 
Familiar dog
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{47.81 spoonful of end} with the purifier.
\item 
Hold \textbf{47.81 spoonful of purified end} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let your familiar dog sniff at \textbf{47.81 spoonful of purified and slightly burned end}.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{47.81 spoonful of purified and slightly burned end} into bits.
\item 
Let your familiar dog lick \textbf{47.81 spoonful of purified, slightly burned and sliced end}.
\item 
Put \textbf{47.81 spoonful of purified, slightly burned, sliced and licked end} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.47 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified, slightly burned, sliced and licked end"}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.47 ounces of centrifuged mixture "purified, slightly burned, sliced and licked end"} into the fireplace.
\item 
Pet your familiar dog.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{19.17 spoonful of ashes of "centrifuged mixture "purified, slightly burned, sliced and licked end""} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{19.17 spoonful of ashes of "centrifuged mixture "purified, slightly burned, sliced and licked end""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{means}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Meat}How to make \textbf{meat} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 porks
\item 
6 bisons
\item 
8.13 spoonful of freezer
\item 
1 chicken
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Pet ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 bisons} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1 chicken} with the mortar.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.13 spoonful of freezer} with the mortar.
\item 
Let your pet ape sniff at \textbf{8 porks}.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.13 spoonful of smashed freezer} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.61 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "bison"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8 porks}, \textbf{8.13 spoonful of smashed and cooled freezer}, \textbf{1 cracked chicken} and \textbf{4.61 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "bison"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{meat}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A medicine}How to make a \textbf{medicine} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.56 ounces of pill
\item 
2 advils
\item 
43.52 spoonful of doctor
\item 
7.29 spoonful of tablet
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{7.29 spoonful of tablet} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.56 ounces of pill} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{43.52 spoonful of doctor} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dip \textbf{43.52 spoonful of purified doctor} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pill"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{2 advils}, \textbf{43.52 spoonful of purified and wet doctor}, \textbf{7.29 spoonful of cooled tablet} and \textbf{9.44 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pill"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Legium tentia palmos inrefactio adrum!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{medicine} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A midnight}How to make a \textbf{midnight} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.2 ounces of afternoon
\item 
6.21 spoonful of noon
\item 
14.56 spoonful of twelve
\item 
148.26 ounces of tonight
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{148.26 ounces of tonight} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{14.56 spoonful of twelve} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{148.26 ounces of wet tonight} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.21 spoonful of noon} with the hammer.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.21 spoonful of smashed noon} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{43.14 ounces of centrifuged mixture "twelve, wet tonight and smashed noon"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{1.2 ounces of afternoon} and \textbf{43.14 ounces of centrifuged mixture "twelve, wet tonight and smashed noon"} on each end.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Duinator penus amanicumen sphema!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{midnight} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mirage}How to make a \textbf{mirage} in 16 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.55 spoonful of oasis
\item 
2 illusions
\item 
7 images
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2 illusions} into the vessel.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.55 spoonful of oasis} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.55 spoonful of wet oasis} with the mortar.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7 images} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.55 spoonful of wet and smashed oasis} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{9.07 ounces of vessel mixture "illusion"}.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.07 ounces of vessel mixture "illusion"} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.1 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet and smashed oasis"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.73 ounces of ashes of "vessel mixture "illusion""} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{7 sliced images}, \textbf{8.1 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet and smashed oasis"} and \textbf{2.73 ounces of ashes of "vessel mixture "illusion""} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Methymen apso redico, pingo!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{mirage} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mistake}How to make a \textbf{mistake} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.06 spoonful of contamination
\item 
4.72 ounces of violation
\item 
5 eras
\item 
10 faults
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{10 faults} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.72 ounces of violation} with the stone.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.72 ounces of cracked violation} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6.06 spoonful of contamination}, \textbf{4.72 ounces of cracked and purified violation}, \textbf{5 eras} and \textbf{10 cooled faults} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{mistake}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A moment}How to make a \textbf{moment} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 tendernesses
\item 
2 clear concepts of being brief
\item 
4.7 ounces of instance
\item 
1.95 spoonful of blockage
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 tendernesses} into the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.7 ounces of instance} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{4.56 ounces of vessel mixture "tenderness and instance"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2 clear concepts of being brief}, \textbf{1.95 spoonful of blockage} and \textbf{4.56 ounces of vessel mixture "tenderness and instance"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{moment}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A monarch}How to make a \textbf{monarch} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.66 ounces of dictator
\item 
1.29 ounces of king
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{6.66 ounces of dictator} into the fireplace.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.29 ounces of king} into the cauldron.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{16.6 spoonful of ashes of "dictator"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.6 spoonful of ashes of "dictator"} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.6 spoonful of cooled ashes of "dictator"} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{13.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "king"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.37 ounces of ashes of "cooled ashes of "dictator""} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{13.24 spoonful of cauldron mixture "king"} and \textbf{7.37 ounces of ashes of "cooled ashes of "dictator""} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{monarch}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Money}How to make \textbf{money} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 damages
\item 
57 pearls
\item 
17 clear concepts of being economic
\item 
8.65 ounces of work
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{17 clear concepts of being economic} with the purifier.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{57 pearls} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.65 ounces of work} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.65 ounces of cooled work} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{87.66 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled work"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7 damages}, \textbf{57 smashed pearls}, \textbf{17 purified clear concepts of being economic} and \textbf{87.66 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled work"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{money}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A morning}How to make a \textbf{morning} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
35.61 ounces of alarm
\item 
7.11 spoonful of afternoon
\item 
4.24 spoonful of sunday
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Dip \textbf{35.61 ounces of alarm} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Put \textbf{35.61 ounces of wet alarm} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.31 spoonful of ashes of "wet alarm"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.24 spoonful of sunday} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.11 spoonful of afternoon} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.31 spoonful of ashes of "wet alarm"} into the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7.11 spoonful of slightly burned afternoon} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sunday"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{115.88 ounces of ashes of "ashes of "wet alarm""} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7.11 spoonful of slightly burned and sliced afternoon}, \textbf{5.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sunday"} and \textbf{115.88 ounces of ashes of "ashes of "wet alarm""} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{morning}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mow}How to make a \textbf{mow} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.66 ounces of chore
\item 
7 lawns
\item 
5 plows
\item 
5.28 ounces of grass
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5.28 ounces of grass} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.28 ounces of sliced grass} into the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5 plows} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{16.28 ounces of cauldron mixture "sliced grass"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5.66 ounces of chore}, \textbf{7 lawns}, \textbf{5 slightly burned plows} and \textbf{16.28 ounces of cauldron mixture "sliced grass"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{mow}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mower}How to make a \textbf{mower} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.72 ounces of shed
\item 
8 grasses
\item 
20.62 ounces of blade
\item 
5 lawns
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5 lawns} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.72 ounces of shed} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{20.62 ounces of blade} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 grasses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.61 ounces of centrifuged mixture "lawn, shed and grass"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.61 ounces of centrifuged mixture "lawn, shed and grass"} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{20.62 ounces of slightly burned blade} and \textbf{2.61 ounces of slightly burned centrifuged mixture "lawn, shed and grass"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{mower}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mustache}How to make a \textbf{mustache} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.27 ounces of beard
\item 
8.48 ounces of whiskers
\item 
20 vague notions of disguise
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pick up \textbf{8.48 ounces of whiskers}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Nod satisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.48 ounces of whiskers} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{51.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "whiskers"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{3.27 ounces of beard}, \textbf{20 vague notions of disguise} and \textbf{51.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "whiskers"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{mustache}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A mythology}How to make a \textbf{mythology} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.52 ounces of myth
\item 
10 vague notions of being greek
\item 
1 goddess
\item 
2 godlinesses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Familiar mouse
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2 godlinesses} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 vague notions of being greek} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 purified vague notions of being greek} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for 8 seconds.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{26.39 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "purified being greek"}.
\item 
Let your familiar mouse sniff at \textbf{8.52 ounces of myth}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.52 ounces of myth}, \textbf{1 goddess}, \textbf{2 wet godlinesses} and \textbf{26.39 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "purified being greek"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{mythology}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A nails}How to make a \textbf{nails} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.7 spoonful of carpenter
\item 
1.26 spoonful of fingers
\item 
29 techniques
\item 
60.73 spoonful of clippers
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{29 techniques} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{60.73 spoonful of clippers} into the container.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "technique"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "technique"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.78 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "technique""}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{3.2 ounces of container mixture "clippers"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.7 spoonful of carpenter}, \textbf{1.26 spoonful of fingers}, \textbf{7.78 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "technique""} and \textbf{3.2 ounces of container mixture "clippers"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{nails}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A navy}How to make a \textbf{navy} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.51 ounces of army
\item 
1.78 spoonful of seal
\item 
29.66 spoonful of submarine
\item 
7.75 ounces of lieutenant
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{5.51 ounces of army} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Throw \textbf{29.66 spoonful of submarine}, \textbf{5.51 ounces of purified army}, \textbf{1.78 spoonful of seal} and \textbf{7.75 ounces of lieutenant} away.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Turn around. You will find that a \textbf{navy} was there all along.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A night}How to make a \textbf{night} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 halloweens
\item 
16 clear concepts of opening
\item 
6.36 ounces of asleep
\item 
2.92 ounces of motel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.92 ounces of motel} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 halloweens} into the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{16 clear concepts of opening} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.69 spoonful of ashes of "halloween"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.92 ounces of slightly burned motel} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{16 sliced clear concepts of opening}, \textbf{6.36 ounces of asleep}, \textbf{2.92 ounces of slightly burned and sliced motel} and \textbf{4.69 spoonful of ashes of "halloween"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{night}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A nomad}How to make a \textbf{nomad} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.01 ounces of digression
\item 
4 ideas of being vagrant
\item 
7.0 spoonful of vagabond
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{4 ideas of being vagrant} into the fireplace.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.01 ounces of digression} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.01 ounces of slightly burned digression} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7.0 spoonful of vagabond} with the purifier.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.96 ounces of ashes of "being vagrant"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{6.01 ounces of burned digression}, \textbf{7.0 spoonful of purified vagabond} and \textbf{3.96 ounces of ashes of "being vagrant"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Cyminondus chia daphicusorto prophus arron consus sarium fricium! Coro fumanarca antempromo! Cluda trachia insum! Pinnuba cognatus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{nomad} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An oar}How to make an \textbf{oar} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 rows
\item 
2 clear concepts of paddle
\item 
1.51 ounces of canoe
\item 
6.07 spoonful of stroke
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.51 ounces of canoe} with the stone.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.51 ounces of cracked canoe} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 clear concepts of paddle} with the stone.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.51 ounces of cracked and purified canoe} into bits.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6.07 spoonful of stroke} with the stone.
\item 
Dip \textbf{1.51 ounces of cracked, purified and sliced canoe} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1.51 ounces of cracked, purified, sliced and wet canoe} with the stone.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.51 ounces of cracked, purified, sliced, wet and smashed canoe} with the stone.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{7 rows}, \textbf{2 smashed clear concepts of paddle}, \textbf{1.51 ounces of crushed, purified, sliced, wet and smashed canoe} and \textbf{6.07 spoonful of cracked stroke} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{oar}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An object}How to make an \textbf{object} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 somethings
\item 
18.19 spoonful of thing
\item 
6 vague notions of being dense
\item 
5 vague notions of being foreign
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 vague notions of being dense} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.19 spoonful of thing} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being dense"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.46 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "being dense"} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{5.01 spoonful of cauldron mixture "centrifuged mixture "being dense""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{10 somethings}, \textbf{18.19 spoonful of cooled thing}, \textbf{5 vague notions of being foreign} and \textbf{5.01 spoonful of cauldron mixture "centrifuged mixture "being dense""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in an \textbf{object}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An opener}How to make an \textbf{opener} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19.28 ounces of can
\item 
8.08 spoonful of letter
\item 
14 garages
\item 
61.97 spoonful of bottle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{19.28 ounces of can} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.85 ounces of centrifuged mixture "can"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.85 ounces of centrifuged mixture "can"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.08 spoonful of letter} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{14 garages} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{61.97 spoonful of bottle} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{11.37 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "can", letter and bottle"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{14 purified garages} and \textbf{11.37 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "can", letter and bottle"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in an \textbf{opener}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An orthodontist}How to make an \textbf{orthodontist} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.3 spoonful of dentist
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.3 spoonful of dentist} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.3 spoonful of purified dentist} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.3 spoonful of purified and cooled dentist} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{orthodontist}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pack}How to make a \textbf{pack} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 varieties
\item 
3.18 spoonful of jam
\item 
17.91 spoonful of leader
\item 
5.58 ounces of knapsack
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Saw
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5.58 ounces of knapsack} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{3.18 spoonful of jam} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.18 spoonful of purified jam} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{5 varieties}, \textbf{3.18 spoonful of purified and wet jam}, \textbf{17.91 spoonful of leader} and \textbf{5.58 ounces of sliced knapsack} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Cuncurriono! Collannio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{pack} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A parade}How to make a \textbf{parade} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
18.95 ounces of circus
\item 
36.29 spoonful of march
\item 
2.34 ounces of festival
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.34 ounces of festival} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{36.29 spoonful of march} into the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2.34 ounces of smashed festival} with the mortar.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.34 ounces of smashed and cracked festival} with the mortar.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.34 ounces of pulverized and cracked festival} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.95 ounces of circus} into the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.01 ounces of ashes of "march and circus"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2.34 ounces of pulverized, cracked and slightly burned festival} and \textbf{2.01 ounces of ashes of "march and circus"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{parade}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pardon}How to make a \textbf{pardon} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 clear concept of being sorry
\item 
2.47 spoonful of excuse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.47 spoonful of excuse} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{23.08 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "excuse"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1 clear concept of being sorry} and \textbf{23.08 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "excuse"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{pardon}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pass out}How to make a \textbf{pass out} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 clear concepts of being unconscious
\item 
3 vague notions of being faint
\item 
20 ideas of collecting
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Familiar ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your familiar ape sniff at \textbf{6 clear concepts of being unconscious}.
\item 
Let your familiar ape lick \textbf{20 ideas of collecting}.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 clear concepts of being unconscious} with the stone.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 vague notions of being faint} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{6 smashed clear concepts of being unconscious}, \textbf{3 wet vague notions of being faint} and \textbf{20 licked ideas of collecting} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{pass out}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A patrol}How to make a \textbf{patrol} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.59 spoonful of border
\item 
4 safeties
\item 
6 cops
\item 
1.03 ounces of highway
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4 safeties} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.03 ounces of highway} into the container.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4 slightly burned safeties} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7.59 spoonful of border} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{6.06 ounces of container mixture "highway"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{7.59 spoonful of wet border}, \textbf{4 slightly burned and sliced safeties}, \textbf{6 cops} and \textbf{6.06 ounces of container mixture "highway"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{patrol}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pebble}How to make a \textbf{pebble} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.47 ounces of boulder
\item 
33.24 ounces of stone
\item 
9 sands
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{33.24 ounces of stone} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9 sands} with the stone.
\item 
Wait for 10 hours.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.47 ounces of boulder} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9 cracked sands} with the stone.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9 crushed sands} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9 crushed and slightly burned sands} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 crushed and burned sands} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.97 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "stone and boulder"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.28 ounces of ashes of "crushed and burned sand"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.97 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "stone and boulder"} and \textbf{4.28 ounces of ashes of "crushed and burned sand"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{pebble}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pedestrian}How to make a \textbf{pedestrian} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 sidewalks
\item 
2.45 spoonful of walkway
\item 
4 clear concepts of crossing
\item 
7.03 spoonful of walker
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Familiar ape
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your familiar ape sniff at \textbf{4 clear concepts of crossing}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7 sidewalks} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7 slightly burned sidewalks} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.45 spoonful of walkway} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 slightly burned and purified sidewalks} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pet your familiar ape.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{7.03 spoonful of walker}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Feed \textbf{7 slightly burned, purified and cooled sidewalks} to your familiar ape.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4 clear concepts of crossing} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{10.7 ounces of centrifuged mixture "walkway"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar ape poops. Receive \textbf{31.96 ounces of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned, purified and cooled sidewalk"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4 slightly burned clear concepts of crossing}, \textbf{7.03 spoonful of walker}, \textbf{10.7 ounces of centrifuged mixture "walkway"} and \textbf{31.96 ounces of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned, purified and cooled sidewalk"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{pedestrian}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pencil}How to make a \textbf{pencil} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.88 spoonful of eyebrows
\item 
120.2 ounces of crayon
\item 
1.61 ounces of mechanics
\item 
4.57 spoonful of pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{120.2 ounces of crayon} into the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.57 spoonful of pen} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.88 spoonful of eyebrows} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.61 ounces of mechanics} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.88 spoonful of smashed eyebrows} into the bonfire.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{24.92 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pen"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{2.63 spoonful of container mixture "crayon"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.56 spoonful of ashes of "mechanics and smashed eyebrows"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{24.92 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "pen"}, \textbf{2.63 spoonful of container mixture "crayon"} and \textbf{1.56 spoonful of ashes of "mechanics and smashed eyebrows"} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{pencil}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A peroxide}How to make a \textbf{peroxide} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.42 spoonful of hydrogen
\item 
6.04 spoonful of nitrogen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.04 spoonful of nitrogen} into the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.42 spoonful of hydrogen} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{3.93 ounces of vessel mixture "nitrogen"}.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.2 ounces of centrifuged mixture "hydrogen"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{3.93 ounces of vessel mixture "nitrogen"} and \textbf{9.2 ounces of centrifuged mixture "hydrogen"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{peroxide}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pill}How to make a \textbf{pill} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.36 spoonful of vitamin
\item 
6.54 ounces of medicine
\item 
9.06 spoonful of prescription
\item 
6.79 ounces of protein
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{6.54 ounces of medicine} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.36 spoonful of vitamin} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Throw \textbf{6.54 ounces of purified medicine}, \textbf{3.36 spoonful of wet vitamin}, \textbf{9.06 spoonful of prescription} and \textbf{6.79 ounces of protein} away.
\item 
Grind a little bit of bat wings to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Wait a bit until a \textbf{pill} suddenly appears.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pimple}How to make a \textbf{pimple} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.51 spoonful of wart
\item 
9.12 spoonful of chocolate
\item 
14 zits
\item 
2.24 ounces of freckle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Pet cat
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.12 spoonful of chocolate} into the cauldron.
\item 
Feed \textbf{14 zits} to your pet cat.
\item 
Wait until your pet cat poops. Receive \textbf{25.72 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "zit"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.24 ounces of freckle} into the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{25.72 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "zit"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{7.91 spoonful of cauldron mixture "chocolate and freckle"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.91 spoonful of cauldron mixture "chocolate and freckle"} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7.91 spoonful of cooled cauldron mixture "chocolate and freckle"} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.4 ounces of centrifuged mixture "a very dirty pile of "zit""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.51 spoonful of wart}, \textbf{7.91 spoonful of cooled and wet cauldron mixture "chocolate and freckle"} and \textbf{8.4 ounces of centrifuged mixture "a very dirty pile of "zit""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{pimple}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pipe}How to make a \textbf{pipe} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.74 ounces of stove
\item 
7.69 spoonful of smoke
\item 
6 ideas of clog
\item 
5 tobaccos
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5 tobaccos} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 ideas of clog} into the container.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7.69 spoonful of smoke} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.74 ounces of stove} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.7 spoonful of ashes of "tobacco"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7.69 spoonful of sliced smoke} into bits.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{36.85 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "stove"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{14.74 ounces of container mixture "clog"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{7.69 spoonful of fragmented smoke}, \textbf{8.7 spoonful of ashes of "tobacco"}, \textbf{36.85 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "stove"} and \textbf{14.74 ounces of container mixture "clog"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Manus inprea rex!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{pipe} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A plates}How to make a \textbf{plates} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.85 spoonful of dishes
\item 
4.14 ounces of cupboard
\item 
16.08 spoonful of cups
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{1.85 spoonful of dishes} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.14 ounces of cupboard} into the vessel.
\item 
Crack \textbf{16.08 spoonful of cups} with the mortar.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.85 spoonful of smashed dishes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.85 spoonful of smashed and cooled dishes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.08 spoonful of cracked cups} into the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.03 spoonful of ashes of "cracked cups"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{2.45 ounces of vessel mixture "cupboard"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1.85 spoonful of smashed and frozen dishes}, \textbf{2.03 spoonful of ashes of "cracked cups"} and \textbf{2.45 ounces of vessel mixture "cupboard"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{plates}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A plumber}How to make a \textbf{plumber} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19.1 spoonful of carpenter
\item 
8.86 spoonful of twist
\item 
12.6 spoonful of technician
\item 
4 electricians
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{12.6 spoonful of technician} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 electricians} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Purify \textbf{8.86 spoonful of twist} with the purifier.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.26 ounces of centrifuged mixture "electrician"}.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{19.1 spoonful of carpenter}, \textbf{8.86 spoonful of purified twist}, \textbf{12.6 spoonful of slightly burned technician} and \textbf{2.26 ounces of centrifuged mixture "electrician"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{plumber}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A plush}How to make a \textbf{plush} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.64 spoonful of luxury
\item 
6.95 ounces of cushion
\item 
32.98 ounces of carpet
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.64 spoonful of luxury} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{32.98 ounces of carpet} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.64 spoonful of smashed luxury} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.95 ounces of cushion} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.64 spoonful of smashed and purified luxury} into the bonfire.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.12 spoonful of ashes of "cushion and smashed and purified luxury"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.49 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "carpet"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.12 spoonful of ashes of "cushion and smashed and purified luxury"} and \textbf{4.49 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "carpet"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{plush}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A poet}How to make a \textbf{poet} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.31 ounces of author
\item 
49.15 spoonful of poem
\item 
6.28 ounces of rhyme
\item 
6 writers
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.31 ounces of author} with the purifier.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 writers} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.31 ounces of purified author} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{6.28 ounces of rhyme} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.28 ounces of sliced rhyme} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.09 spoonful of ashes of "sliced rhyme"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{49.15 spoonful of poem} into the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2.31 ounces of purified and slightly burned author}, \textbf{6 slightly burned writers} and \textbf{2.09 spoonful of ashes of "sliced rhyme"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{poet}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A poise}How to make a \textbf{poise} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.95 spoonful of grace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.95 spoonful of grace} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.95 spoonful of purified grace} into bits.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2.95 spoonful of purified and sliced grace} with the mortar.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{2.95 spoonful of purified, sliced and cracked grace} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{poise}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A policy}How to make a \textbf{policy} in 16 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28.77 ounces of rule
\item 
32 insurances
\item 
78.4 ounces of company
\item 
6.42 spoonful of attendance
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{28.77 ounces of rule} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{78.4 ounces of company} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{32 insurances} into the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{28.77 ounces of cracked rule} with the purifier.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{28.77 ounces of cracked and purified rule} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.42 spoonful of attendance} into the bonfire.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{14.12 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "company"}.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{24.77 ounces of container mixture "insurance"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{12.74 spoonful of ashes of "attendance"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{28.77 ounces of cracked, purified and slightly burned rule}, \textbf{14.12 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "company"}, \textbf{24.77 ounces of container mixture "insurance"} and \textbf{12.74 spoonful of ashes of "attendance"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Spletitio sessor competer dasculibilis furcius cranarius!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{policy} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A porch}How to make a \textbf{porch} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
48.55 ounces of patio
\item 
8 vague notions of swing
\item 
8.42 spoonful of balcony
\item 
30 walkways
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8.42 spoonful of balcony} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8 vague notions of swing} with the mortar.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{30 walkways} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{30 cooled walkways} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{48.55 ounces of patio} into the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{30 cooled and sliced walkways} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{9.35 spoonful of vessel mixture "patio"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.77 ounces of centrifuged mixture "balcony"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{8 smashed vague notions of swing}, \textbf{30 cooled and fragmented walkways}, \textbf{9.35 spoonful of vessel mixture "patio"} and \textbf{4.77 ounces of centrifuged mixture "balcony"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Tot chium augulum!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{porch} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A post}How to make a \textbf{post} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.02 spoonful of parcel
\item 
3 crutches
\item 
45.34 spoonful of mailbox
\item 
132.74 spoonful of after
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{45.34 spoonful of mailbox} into the fireplace.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.02 spoonful of parcel} into the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{132.74 spoonful of after} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 crutches} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.76 ounces of cauldron mixture "parcel"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.9 spoonful of ashes of "mailbox, after and crutch"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{9.76 ounces of cauldron mixture "parcel"} and \textbf{6.9 spoonful of ashes of "mailbox, after and crutch"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{post}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A practice}How to make a \textbf{practice} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
21.58 spoonful of theory
\item 
9 skills
\item 
6.31 spoonful of target
\item 
3.55 spoonful of drill
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.55 spoonful of drill} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{21.58 spoonful of theory} into the vessel.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 skills} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9 cooled skills} with the stone.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.83 ounces of centrifuged mixture "drill"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 cooled and cracked skills} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.83 ounces of centrifuged mixture "drill"} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{39.46 ounces of vessel mixture "theory and centrifuged mixture "drill""}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.19 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled and cracked skill"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{6.31 spoonful of target}, \textbf{39.46 ounces of vessel mixture "theory and centrifuged mixture "drill""} and \textbf{3.19 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled and cracked skill"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{practice}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A preacher}How to make a \textbf{preacher} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 sermons
\item 
24.11 spoonful of bishop
\item 
19.64 ounces of friar
\item 
1 church
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1 church} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{24.11 spoonful of bishop} into the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9 sermons} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{4.59 spoonful of container mixture "bishop"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.68 spoonful of ashes of "church"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9 wet sermons}, \textbf{19.64 ounces of friar}, \textbf{4.59 spoonful of container mixture "bishop"} and \textbf{5.68 spoonful of ashes of "church"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{preacher}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A prejudice}How to make a \textbf{prejudice} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.41 ounces of bias
\item 
20.03 spoonful of condemnation
\item 
38 prides
\item 
5 clear concepts of being extreme
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 clear concepts of being extreme} into the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Smash \textbf{38 prides} with the stone.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Crack \textbf{20.03 spoonful of condemnation} with the stone.
\item 
Smash \textbf{4.41 ounces of bias} with the stone.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{38 smashed prides} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{19.81 spoonful of cauldron mixture "being extreme"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.41 ounces of smashed bias}, \textbf{20.03 spoonful of cracked condemnation}, \textbf{38 smashed and sliced prides} and \textbf{19.81 spoonful of cauldron mixture "being extreme"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{prejudice}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A pressure}How to make a \textbf{pressure} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
93.15 spoonful of anxiety
\item 
7 clear concepts of urge
\item 
7 valves
\item 
1 gauge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{93.15 spoonful of anxiety} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "anxiety"}.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7 clear concepts of urge} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 wet clear concepts of urge} into the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "anxiety"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7 valves} with the hammer.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{7 cracked valves} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{3.15 ounces of cauldron mixture "wet urge"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.07 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "anxiety""}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{7 cracked and sliced valves}, \textbf{1 gauge}, \textbf{3.15 ounces of cauldron mixture "wet urge"} and \textbf{1.07 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "anxiety""} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{pressure}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A process}How to make a \textbf{process} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 clear concepts of happening
\item 
4.15 ounces of system
\item 
30 datas
\item 
6.29 spoonful of selection
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Container
\item 
Familiar hummingbird
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{30 datas} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 clear concepts of happening} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.15 ounces of system} into the bonfire.
\item 
Pet your familiar hummingbird.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{30 purified datas}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Feed \textbf{6.29 spoonful of selection} to your familiar hummingbird.
\item 
Dip \textbf{30 purified datas} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.15 ounces of centrifuged mixture "happening"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.31 ounces of ashes of "system"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Wait until your familiar hummingbird poops. Receive \textbf{832.15 ounces of a very dirty pile of "selection"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{30 purified and wet datas}, \textbf{9.15 ounces of centrifuged mixture "happening"}, \textbf{6.31 ounces of ashes of "system"} and \textbf{832.15 ounces of a very dirty pile of "selection"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{process}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A producer}How to make a \textbf{producer} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.0 ounces of executive
\item 
6.6 spoonful of director
\item 
5.98 ounces of consumer
\item 
1.88 spoonful of manufacturer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.98 ounces of consumer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "consumer"}.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.6 spoonful of director} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "consumer"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.0 ounces of executive} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.64 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "consumer" and executive"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{6.6 spoonful of wet director}, \textbf{1.88 spoonful of manufacturer} and \textbf{9.64 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "consumer" and executive"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{producer}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A prose}How to make a \textbf{prose} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.46 ounces of poem
\item 
4.32 ounces of poetry
\item 
9 verses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 verses} into the cauldron.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.32 ounces of poetry} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{8.46 ounces of poem} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{33.48 spoonful of cauldron mixture "verse"}.
\item 
Crack \textbf{8.46 ounces of sliced poem} with the mortar.
\item 
Purify \textbf{33.48 spoonful of cauldron mixture "verse"} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{33.48 spoonful of purified cauldron mixture "verse"} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.46 ounces of sliced and cracked poem}, \textbf{4.32 ounces of purified poetry} and \textbf{33.48 spoonful of purified and wet cauldron mixture "verse"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{prose}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A psalm}How to make a \textbf{psalm} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
31.19 ounces of proverb
\item 
295.76 ounces of hymn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Pet cat
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{31.19 ounces of proverb} into bits.
\item 
Let your pet cat lick \textbf{31.19 ounces of sliced proverb}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{31.19 ounces of sliced and licked proverb} and \textbf{295.76 ounces of hymn} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{psalm}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A puddle}How to make a \textbf{puddle} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 rains
\item 
8 muds
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{8 muds} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7 rains} with the hammer.
\item 
Purify \textbf{7 smashed rains} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{8 slightly burned muds} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 slightly burned and cracked muds} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 smashed and purified rains} into the fireplace.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.96 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned and cracked mud"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.52 spoonful of ashes of "smashed and purified rain"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{6.96 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned and cracked mud"} and \textbf{7.52 spoonful of ashes of "smashed and purified rain"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{puddle}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A punch}How to make a \textbf{punch} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 clear concepts of slap
\item 
44 fists
\item 
7.0 ounces of boxer
\item 
4.78 spoonful of pound
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9 clear concepts of slap} into the bonfire.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{44 fists} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.03 spoonful of ashes of "slap"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.03 spoonful of ashes of "slap"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.03 spoonful of slightly burned ashes of "slap"} with the mortar.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{44 slightly burned fists}, \textbf{7.0 ounces of boxer}, \textbf{4.78 spoonful of pound} and \textbf{7.03 spoonful of slightly burned and cracked ashes of "slap"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Sor per crebenum reus, olicius!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{punch} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A purse}How to make a \textbf{purse} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
39 luggages
\item 
11.61 ounces of handbag
\item 
4 wallets
\item 
8.03 spoonful of bag
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Pet chinchilla
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{4 wallets} into the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.03 spoonful of bag} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Put \textbf{39 luggages} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.03 spoonful of wet bag} with the hammer.
\item 
Feed \textbf{11.61 ounces of handbag} to your pet chinchilla.
\item 
Put \textbf{39 cooled luggages} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.03 spoonful of wet and smashed bag} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{11.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled luggage and wet and smashed bag"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{24.58 ounces of ashes of "wallet"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Wait until your pet chinchilla poops. Receive \textbf{67.01 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "handbag"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{11.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "cooled luggage and wet and smashed bag"}, \textbf{24.58 ounces of ashes of "wallet"} and \textbf{67.01 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "handbag"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{purse}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A radio}How to make a \textbf{radio} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
13 volumes
\item 
1.32 spoonful of wire
\item 
6 stereos
\item 
3 clear concepts of being sonic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.32 spoonful of wire} into the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 clear concepts of being sonic} into the bonfire.
\item 
Purify \textbf{6 stereos} with the purifier.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 purified stereos} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{13 volumes} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.42 spoonful of ashes of "wire and being sonic"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{13.41 spoonful of cauldron mixture "volume"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{6 purified and slightly burned stereos}, \textbf{3.42 spoonful of ashes of "wire and being sonic"} and \textbf{13.41 spoonful of cauldron mixture "volume"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Aris catus epitos!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{radio} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A rail}How to make a \textbf{rail} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
41 fences
\item 
4.97 spoonful of guard
\item 
3.14 spoonful of balcony
\item 
6.11 spoonful of post
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Pet dog
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Feed \textbf{41 fences} to your pet dog.
\item 
Wait until your pet dog poops. Receive \textbf{3.9 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "fence"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.14 spoonful of balcony} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.97 spoonful of guard} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Let your pet dog sniff at \textbf{3.14 spoonful of cooled balcony}.
\item 
Smash \textbf{3.9 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "fence"} with the hammer.
\item 
Pet your pet dog.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6.11 spoonful of post} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.9 spoonful of smashed a very dirty pile of "fence"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.97 spoonful of wet guard} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{120.44 ounces of centrifuged mixture "smashed a very dirty pile of "fence" and wet guard"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{3.14 spoonful of cooled balcony}, \textbf{6.11 spoonful of cracked post} and \textbf{120.44 ounces of centrifuged mixture "smashed a very dirty pile of "fence" and wet guard"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{rail}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A ranch}How to make a \textbf{ranch} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.62 spoonful of farmer
\item 
8.66 ounces of cowboy
\item 
2 farms
\item 
42 cattles
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.62 spoonful of farmer} into bits.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{42 cattles}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Nod satisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Throw \textbf{2 farms}, \textbf{4.62 spoonful of sliced farmer}, \textbf{8.66 ounces of cowboy} and \textbf{42 cattles} away.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Realise that you never really needed a \textbf{ranch}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A rectangle}How to make a \textbf{rectangle} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.1 ounces of triangle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Container
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5.1 ounces of triangle} into bits.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5.1 ounces of sliced triangle} with the stone.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.1 ounces of sliced and cracked triangle} into the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{9.47 spoonful of container mixture "sliced and cracked triangle"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.47 spoonful of container mixture "sliced and cracked triangle"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{rectangle}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A red}How to make a \textbf{red} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 carpets
\item 
88.3 spoonful of roses
\item 
4.6 spoonful of fox
\item 
49 russias
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{4.6 spoonful of fox} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{49 russias} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 carpets} into the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{49 slightly burned russias} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{49 slightly burned and sliced russias} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{49 slightly burned, sliced and smashed russias} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.34 ounces of ashes of "fox and carpet"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{49 slightly burned, sliced, smashed and cooled russias} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{88.3 spoonful of roses}, \textbf{49 slightly burned, sliced, smashed and frozen russias} and \textbf{4.34 ounces of ashes of "fox and carpet"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{red}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A refrain}How to make a \textbf{refrain} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.76 spoonful of chorus
\item 
124.15 ounces of verse
\item 
1.09 spoonful of repression
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.76 spoonful of chorus} into the fireplace.
\item 
Throw \textbf{1.09 spoonful of repression} and \textbf{124.15 ounces of verse} away.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.15 spoonful of ashes of "chorus"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{5.15 spoonful of ashes of "chorus"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{refrain}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A remover}How to make a \textbf{remover} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 spots
\item 
1 stain
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1 stain} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 spots} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1 sliced stain} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{1 sliced and purified stain} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1 sliced, purified and wet stain} briefly into the bonfire to burn it a bit.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 sliced, purified, wet and slightly burned stain} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.16 spoonful of ashes of "spot"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{1 sliced, purified, wet, slightly burned and cooled stain} and \textbf{6.16 spoonful of ashes of "spot"} on each end.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Conlatio colla adleviatus!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{remover} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A reservation}How to make a \textbf{reservation} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
30.16 spoonful of reserve
\item 
25 ideas of being indian
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{25 ideas of being indian} with the stone.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Smash \textbf{30.16 spoonful of reserve} with the stone.
\item 
Purify \textbf{30.16 spoonful of smashed reserve} with the purifier.
\item 
Dip \textbf{30.16 spoonful of smashed and purified reserve} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{30.16 spoonful of smashed, purified and wet reserve} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{30.16 spoonful of smashed, purified, wet and cooled reserve} and \textbf{25 cracked ideas of being indian} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{reservation}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A reward}How to make a \textbf{reward} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
11.81 ounces of consequence
\item 
95.43 spoonful of recognition
\item 
2.9 spoonful of trophy
\item 
3.11 ounces of bonus
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Pet unicorn
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.11 ounces of bonus} into the vessel.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.9 spoonful of trophy} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.9 spoonful of slightly burned trophy} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{95.43 spoonful of recognition} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Pet your pet unicorn.
\item 
Let your pet unicorn sniff at \textbf{95.43 spoonful of cooled recognition}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{4.99 ounces of vessel mixture "bonus"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{11.81 ounces of consequence}, \textbf{95.43 spoonful of cooled recognition}, \textbf{2.9 spoonful of burned trophy} and \textbf{4.99 ounces of vessel mixture "bonus"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{reward}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Room}How to make \textbf{room} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.09 ounces of suite
\item 
4.93 spoonful of view
\item 
19 curtain
\item 
10 clear concepts of lit
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Familiar cat
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Feed \textbf{19 curtain} to your familiar cat.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4.93 spoonful of view} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7.09 ounces of suite} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.09 ounces of wet suite} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{21.98 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet suite"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.93 spoonful of slightly burned view} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait until your familiar cat poops. Receive \textbf{10.61 ounces of a very dirty pile of "curtains"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{10 clear concepts of lit}, \textbf{21.98 ounces of centrifuged mixture "wet suite"} and \textbf{10.61 ounces of a very dirty pile of "curtains"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Stativus indinatus! Concripio comus selus cephan verber sepuio lastelepiter anicatio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{room} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A runner}How to make a \textbf{runner} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 swimmers
\item 
9.35 ounces of distance
\item 
54.13 ounces of champion
\item 
2.49 ounces of track
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{54.13 ounces of champion} into the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4 swimmers} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.49 ounces of track} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.35 ounces of distance} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.35 ounces of cooled distance} into the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.34 spoonful of ashes of "cooled distance"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.34 spoonful of ashes of "cooled distance"} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{5.44 spoonful of cauldron mixture "champion"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.29 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "track"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{4 slightly burned swimmers}, \textbf{9.34 spoonful of slightly burned ashes of "cooled distance"}, \textbf{5.44 spoonful of cauldron mixture "champion"} and \textbf{1.29 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "track"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Depa! Analizo!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{runner} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A saint}How to make a \textbf{saint} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 angels
\item 
25.92 spoonful of godliness
\item 
1.87 spoonful of halo
\item 
36 clear concepts of being christian
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{36 clear concepts of being christian} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{15 angels} into bits.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{15 sliced angels} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.87 spoonful of halo} into bits.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{15 sliced and cooled angels}, \textbf{25.92 spoonful of godliness}, \textbf{1.87 spoonful of sliced halo} and \textbf{36 cooled clear concepts of being christian} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{saint}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sample}How to make a \textbf{sample} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.95 ounces of stool
\item 
8.15 spoonful of preview
\item 
2 examples
\item 
9 vague notions of try
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{2 examples} with the stone.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9 vague notions of try} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 cracked examples} with the stone.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{9.95 ounces of stool}, \textbf{8.15 spoonful of preview}, \textbf{2 cracked and smashed examples} and \textbf{9 purified vague notions of try} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{sample}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sap}How to make a \textbf{sap} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 drips
\item 
7 molass
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Pet dog
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{15 drips} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{15 smashed drips} into the vessel.
\item 
Let your pet dog sniff at \textbf{7 molass}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{7 molass} to your pet dog.
\item 
Wait until your pet dog poops. Receive \textbf{9.2 ounces of a very dirty pile of "molasses"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.2 ounces of a very dirty pile of "molasses"} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let your pet dog lick \textbf{9.2 ounces of slightly burned a very dirty pile of "molasses"}.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.2 ounces of slightly burned and licked a very dirty pile of "molasses"} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{16.93 spoonful of vessel mixture "smashed drip"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.2 ounces of slightly burned, licked and sliced a very dirty pile of "molasses"} and \textbf{16.93 spoonful of vessel mixture "smashed drip"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{sap}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Scenery}How to make \textbf{scenery} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
25 landscapes
\item 
9 backgrounds
\item 
10 ideas of being serene
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{9 backgrounds} with the stone.
\item 
Crack \textbf{10 ideas of being serene} with the stone.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9 smashed backgrounds} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{25 landscapes}, \textbf{9 smashed and slightly burned backgrounds} and \textbf{10 cracked ideas of being serene} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{scenery}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A scramble}How to make a \textbf{scramble} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.47 ounces of egg
\item 
2 egg
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{2 egg} with the purifier.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.47 ounces of egg} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2 purified egg} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 purified and wet egg} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{25.27 ounces of ashes of "purified and wet eggs"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.47 ounces of slightly burned egg} and \textbf{25.27 ounces of ashes of "purified and wet eggs"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{scramble}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A screw}How to make a \textbf{screw} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.19 spoonful of bolt
\item 
22.95 ounces of twist
\item 
2.94 ounces of nails
\item 
13.8 spoonful of cork
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{13.8 spoonful of cork} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.94 ounces of nails} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{22.95 ounces of twist} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.19 spoonful of bolt} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{22.95 ounces of cracked twist} with the stone.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{29.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cork, nails and bolt"}.
\item 
Wait for 7 days.
\item 
Throw \textbf{22.95 ounces of cracked and smashed twist} and \textbf{29.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "cork, nails and bolt"} away.
\item 
Grind a little bit of antler of the extinct flying stag to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Wait a bit until a \textbf{screw} suddenly appears.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A second}How to make a \textbf{second} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 assistant
\item 
8 periods
\item 
17 instances
\item 
7.64 spoonful of instant
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8 periods} into the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{17 instances} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1 assistant} with the mortar.
\item 
Eat \textbf{1 smashed assistant}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{22.43 ounces of vessel mixture "period"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{17 purified instances}, \textbf{7.64 spoonful of instant} and \textbf{22.43 ounces of vessel mixture "period"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{second}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A shirt}How to make a \textbf{shirt} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 clear concepts of padding
\item 
13 vague notions of being spotless
\item 
76.94 ounces of cloth
\item 
3.96 spoonful of lint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{13 vague notions of being spotless} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{13 cracked vague notions of being spotless} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.96 spoonful of lint} into the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5 clear concepts of padding} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{13 cracked and smashed vague notions of being spotless} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{4.17 ounces of cauldron mixture "lint"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{5 cracked clear concepts of padding}, \textbf{13 cracked and pulverized vague notions of being spotless}, \textbf{76.94 ounces of cloth} and \textbf{4.17 ounces of cauldron mixture "lint"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{shirt}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A shoe}How to make a \textbf{shoe} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.25 spoonful of shoelace
\item 
3 shines
\item 
13 ideas of being polish
\item 
7.48 spoonful of strap
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 shines} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.48 spoonful of strap} into the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.25 spoonful of shoelace} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3 slightly burned shines} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{7.01 spoonful of container mixture "strap"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{11.09 ounces of centrifuged mixture "shoelace"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{3 slightly burned and sliced shines}, \textbf{13 ideas of being polish}, \textbf{7.01 spoonful of container mixture "strap"} and \textbf{11.09 ounces of centrifuged mixture "shoelace"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Pavenicultus alliote dejero, dequino!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{shoe} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A shoelace}How to make a \textbf{shoelace} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.54 spoonful of lace
\item 
3.85 spoonful of sneaker
\item 
9.99 spoonful of knot
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pick up \textbf{9.99 spoonful of knot}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.85 spoonful of sneaker} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3.85 spoonful of cooled sneaker} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5.54 spoonful of lace} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.54 spoonful of cracked lace} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{5.54 spoonful of cracked and slightly burned lace}, \textbf{3.85 spoonful of cooled and slightly burned sneaker} and \textbf{9.99 spoonful of knot} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{shoelace}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A shoulder}How to make a \textbf{shoulder} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.75 spoonful of pat
\item 
2.81 ounces of sash
\item 
33 heads
\item 
1 boulder
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1 boulder} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{17.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "boulder"}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.81 ounces of sash} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.75 spoonful of pat} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.75 spoonful of cooled pat} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.63 ounces of ashes of "sash and cooled pat"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{33 heads}, \textbf{17.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "boulder"} and \textbf{5.63 ounces of ashes of "sash and cooled pat"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{shoulder}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A skunk}How to make a \textbf{skunk} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
21.63 spoonful of possum
\item 
45.23 ounces of stink
\item 
4 odors
\item 
7.98 spoonful of raccoon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{45.23 ounces of stink} into the fireplace.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.98 spoonful of raccoon} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.1 spoonful of ashes of "stink"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{21.63 spoonful of possum}, \textbf{4 odors}, \textbf{7.98 spoonful of slightly burned raccoon} and \textbf{6.1 spoonful of ashes of "stink"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{skunk}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sleigh}How to make a \textbf{sleigh} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28.23 spoonful of reindeer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{28.23 spoonful of reindeer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{18.45 ounces of centrifuged mixture "reindeer"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.45 ounces of centrifuged mixture "reindeer"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.78 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "reindeer""}.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.78 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "reindeer""} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.78 ounces of cooled centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "reindeer""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{sleigh}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A slim}How to make a \textbf{slim} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.04 spoonful of leanness
\item 
1.15 spoonful of exercise
\item 
7.18 ounces of waist
\item 
1.89 spoonful of narrowness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Familiar mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{1.89 spoonful of narrowness} into the vessel.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.15 spoonful of exercise} into bits.
\item 
Feed \textbf{9.04 spoonful of leanness} to your familiar mouse.
\item 
Pet your familiar mouse.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.18 ounces of waist} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.15 spoonful of sliced exercise} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{8.93 spoonful of vessel mixture "narrowness"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{6.73 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced exercise"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar mouse poops. Receive \textbf{12.68 ounces of a very dirty pile of "leanness"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{7.18 ounces of cooled waist}, \textbf{8.93 spoonful of vessel mixture "narrowness"}, \textbf{6.73 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced exercise"} and \textbf{12.68 ounces of a very dirty pile of "leanness"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{slim}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A slime}How to make a \textbf{slime} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
25 mucks
\item 
4.67 ounces of clam
\item 
2 slivers
\item 
7.66 spoonful of slug
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{4.67 ounces of clam} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.66 spoonful of slug} into the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 slivers} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{25 mucks} into the fireplace.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliver"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{5.92 ounces of cauldron mixture "slug"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.78 spoonful of ashes of "muck"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.67 ounces of slightly burned clam}, \textbf{4.3 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliver"}, \textbf{5.92 ounces of cauldron mixture "slug"} and \textbf{8.78 spoonful of ashes of "muck"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{slime}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A smile}How to make a \textbf{smile} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 cries
\item 
4.12 spoonful of delight
\item 
76 amusements
\item 
41 you
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.12 spoonful of delight} with the stone.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.12 spoonful of cracked delight} into the container.
\item 
Wait for 6 days.
\item 
Dip \textbf{76 amusements} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 cries} into the container.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{76 wet amusements}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head dissatisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Purify \textbf{41 you} with the purifier.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{4.56 ounces of container mixture "cracked delight and cry"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{76 wet amusements}, \textbf{41 purified you} and \textbf{4.56 ounces of container mixture "cracked delight and cry"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{smile}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A snore}How to make a \textbf{snore} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.5 spoonful of snooze
\item 
1.89 ounces of doze
\item 
2.11 ounces of asleep
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.5 spoonful of snooze} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.11 ounces of asleep} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.89 ounces of doze} with the purifier.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.11 ounces of sliced asleep} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.93 ounces of centrifuged mixture "snooze"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1.89 ounces of purified doze}, \textbf{2.11 ounces of sliced and cooled asleep} and \textbf{8.93 ounces of centrifuged mixture "snooze"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{snore}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Snow}How to make \textbf{snow} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 ideas of hit
\item 
7 ivories
\item 
8.06 ounces of reindeer
\item 
3.43 spoonful of mountain
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.06 ounces of reindeer} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Pick up \textbf{7 ivories}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head dissatisfied. Put them back.
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.06 ounces of slightly burned reindeer} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait for a day.
\item 
Throw \textbf{7 ivories}, \textbf{8.06 ounces of burned reindeer}, \textbf{4 ideas of hit} and \textbf{3.43 spoonful of mountain} away.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Turn around. You will find that \textbf{snow} was there all along.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sober}How to make a \textbf{sober} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
97 vague notions of being drunk
\item 
7 seriousnesses
\item 
9.46 spoonful of stone
\item 
6 intoxications
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{7 seriousnesses} into the fireplace.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.48 ounces of ashes of "seriousness"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.46 spoonful of stone} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{97 vague notions of being drunk}, \textbf{9.46 spoonful of slightly burned stone}, \textbf{6 intoxications} and \textbf{9.48 ounces of ashes of "seriousness"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{sober}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sock}How to make a \textbf{sock} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
18.54 spoonful of underwear
\item 
5.23 ounces of stock
\item 
5.05 spoonful of sneaker
\item 
7.94 ounces of toes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Crack \textbf{18.54 spoonful of underwear} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.94 ounces of toes} with the hammer.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7.94 ounces of smashed toes} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{18.54 spoonful of cracked underwear} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.23 ounces of stock} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.05 spoonful of sneaker} with the hammer.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{18.54 spoonful of crushed underwear}, \textbf{5.23 ounces of cooled stock}, \textbf{5.05 spoonful of smashed sneaker} and \textbf{7.94 ounces of smashed and wet toes} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{sock}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something afraid}How to make \textbf{something afraid} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
22 terrors
\item 
4 chickens
\item 
5.97 ounces of coward
\item 
30 ideas of being scary
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Hold \textbf{30 ideas of being scary} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.97 ounces of coward} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.54 spoonful of ashes of "coward"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{22 terrors}, \textbf{4 chickens}, \textbf{30 slightly burned ideas of being scary} and \textbf{7.54 spoonful of ashes of "coward"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Claris gradicus diisio! Aevorsum solennias! Pocatio!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something afraid} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something arrogant}How to make \textbf{something arrogant} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
27.7 spoonful of selfishness
\item 
41.0 ounces of ego
\item 
5.26 ounces of snotty
\item 
33.82 ounces of confidence
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Pet ape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5.26 ounces of snotty} into bits.
\item 
Pet your pet ape.
\item 
Feed \textbf{41.0 ounces of ego} to your pet ape.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{33.82 ounces of confidence} into bits.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Purify \textbf{33.82 ounces of sliced confidence} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{27.7 spoonful of selfishness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait until your pet ape poops. Receive \textbf{1.01 ounces of a very dirty pile of "ego"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{27.7 spoonful of cooled selfishness}, \textbf{5.26 ounces of sliced snotty}, \textbf{33.82 ounces of sliced and purified confidence} and \textbf{1.01 ounces of a very dirty pile of "ego"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something arrogant}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something bashful}How to make \textbf{something bashful} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.66 ounces of shyness
\item 
23 blockages
\item 
2 clear concepts of being ashamed
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Familiar mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Pet your familiar mouse.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 clear concepts of being ashamed} with the mortar.
\item 
Let your familiar mouse lick \textbf{3.66 ounces of shyness}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3.66 ounces of licked shyness}, \textbf{23 blockages} and \textbf{2 smashed clear concepts of being ashamed} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{something bashful}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something better}How to make \textbf{something better} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 benefits
\item 
7 medicines
\item 
28.27 spoonful of inferiority
\item 
4 heels
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{8 benefits} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{28.27 spoonful of inferiority} with the mortar.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{28.27 spoonful of smashed inferiority} into bits.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.55 ounces of centrifuged mixture "benefit"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.55 ounces of centrifuged mixture "benefit"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4 heels} with the mortar.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{26.12 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "benefit""}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{7 medicines}, \textbf{28.27 spoonful of smashed and sliced inferiority}, \textbf{4 cracked heels} and \textbf{26.12 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "benefit""} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Deminamatus cottutes! Conlaceo expens portismus! Inritas! Aborarium demidia muro conxus, cynacessio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{something better} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something blunt}How to make \textbf{something blunt} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
21 clear concepts of being sharp
\item 
5 ideas of being subtle
\item 
15.69 ounces of dullness
\item 
4.73 spoonful of tactfulness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Familiar chinchilla
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{21 clear concepts of being sharp} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{15.69 ounces of dullness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Feed \textbf{21 purified clear concepts of being sharp} to your familiar chinchilla.
\item 
Wait until your familiar chinchilla poops. Receive \textbf{7.24 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "purified being sharp"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5 ideas of being subtle}, \textbf{15.69 ounces of cooled dullness}, \textbf{4.73 spoonful of tactfulness} and \textbf{7.24 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "purified being sharp"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something blunt}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something confident}How to make \textbf{something confident} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 surenesses
\item 
3 shynesses
\item 
106.28 spoonful of friend
\item 
4 clear concepts of being arrogant
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bucket with hot water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 shynesses} into the bucket with hot water.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9 surenesses} with the purifier.
\item 
Throw \textbf{4 clear concepts of being arrogant}, \textbf{9 purified surenesses}, \textbf{106.28 spoonful of friend} and \textbf{3 wet shynesses} away.
\item 
Realise that you never really needed \textbf{something confident}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something curious}How to make \textbf{something curious} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.57 ounces of superstition
\item 
4 clear concepts of wonder
\item 
9.23 ounces of nosy
\item 
10 georges
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.57 ounces of superstition} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 georges} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.23 ounces of nosy} with the hammer.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.23 ounces of cracked nosy} into bits.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.54 ounces of centrifuged mixture "george"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5.57 ounces of cooled superstition}, \textbf{4 clear concepts of wonder}, \textbf{9.23 ounces of cracked and sliced nosy} and \textbf{2.54 ounces of centrifuged mixture "george"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something curious}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something difficult}How to make \textbf{something difficult} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.29 spoonful of situation
\item 
9 simplicities
\item 
8.87 ounces of physics
\item 
84 clear concepts of being complex
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.87 ounces of physics} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.29 spoonful of situation} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{19.29 spoonful of ashes of "physics"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9 simplicities} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{5.29 spoonful of slightly burned situation}, \textbf{9 slightly burned simplicities}, \textbf{84 clear concepts of being complex} and \textbf{19.29 spoonful of ashes of "physics"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Attio direpubeo citio adparachisio interule!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{something difficult} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something dirty}How to make \textbf{something dirty} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
25 homelesses
\item 
2 lices
\item 
36 nastinesses
\item 
20.2 ounces of wash
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Familiar hummingbird
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{20.2 ounces of wash} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{36 nastinesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{36 slightly burned nastinesses} into the vessel.
\item 
Let your familiar hummingbird lick \textbf{2 lices}.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{25 homelesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 licked lices} into the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{13.94 ounces of vessel mixture "slightly burned nastiness and licked lice"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.83 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "homeless"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.58 spoonful of ashes of "wash"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{13.94 ounces of vessel mixture "slightly burned nastiness and licked lice"}, \textbf{1.83 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "homeless"} and \textbf{5.58 spoonful of ashes of "wash"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something dirty}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something erect}How to make \textbf{something erect} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 clear concepts of build
\item 
2 straightnesses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{2 straightnesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 slightly burned straightnesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 clear concepts of build} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2 smashed clear concepts of build} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2 smashed and wet clear concepts of build} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2 pulverized and wet clear concepts of build} with the hammer.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{94.15 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned straightness"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{2 pulverized, wet and cracked clear concepts of build} and \textbf{94.15 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned straightness"} on each end.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Mula ades constitio, exlex! Hedrumendo arruptum turbitio! Adtempeto ceutrix cydon demis consilis!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something erect} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something everyday}How to make \textbf{something everyday} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
12.24 ounces of routine
\item 
19 vague notions of being weekly
\item 
7.88 spoonful of norm
\item 
1 vague notion of being standard
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{19 vague notions of being weekly} with the stone.
\item 
Purify \textbf{12.24 ounces of routine} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1 vague notion of being standard} with the stone.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{12.24 ounces of purified routine}, \textbf{19 cracked vague notions of being weekly}, \textbf{7.88 spoonful of norm} and \textbf{1 smashed vague notion of being standard} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something everyday}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something false}How to make \textbf{something false} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.66 spoonful of pretense
\item 
4.81 spoonful of fact
\item 
4.79 spoonful of fraud
\item 
2.44 spoonful of rumor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Familiar mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.44 spoonful of rumor} into bits.
\item 
Feed \textbf{4.79 spoonful of fraud} to your familiar mouse.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.81 spoonful of fact} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.66 spoonful of pretense} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.66 spoonful of wet pretense} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.81 spoonful of purified fact} with the stone.
\item 
Let your familiar mouse lick \textbf{2.44 spoonful of sliced rumor}.
\item 
Let your familiar mouse sniff at \textbf{4.81 spoonful of purified and cracked fact}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.0 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet pretense"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar mouse poops. Receive \textbf{5.46 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "fraud"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.81 spoonful of purified and cracked fact}, \textbf{2.44 spoonful of sliced and licked rumor}, \textbf{7.0 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet pretense"} and \textbf{5.46 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "fraud"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something false}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something federal}How to make \textbf{something federal} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.84 ounces of bureau
\item 
9 ideas of express
\item 
1.17 spoonful of fortune
\item 
9.82 ounces of agent
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Familiar ape
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{1.17 spoonful of fortune} with the stone.
\item 
Pet your familiar ape.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5.84 ounces of bureau}, \textbf{9 ideas of express}, \textbf{1.17 spoonful of smashed fortune} and \textbf{9.82 ounces of agent} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something federal}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something frigid}How to make \textbf{something frigid} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 uptight
\item 
4.08 ounces of arctic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{4.08 ounces of arctic} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.18 ounces of centrifuged mixture "arctic"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{1 uptight} and \textbf{4.18 ounces of centrifuged mixture "arctic"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{something frigid}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something genuine}How to make \textbf{something genuine} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.19 spoonful of sincerity
\item 
9 realities
\item 
9 vague notions of being fake
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9 realities} into the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.19 spoonful of sincerity} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.91 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sincerity"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{4.91 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sincerity"} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{3.48 ounces of vessel mixture "reality"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{9 vague notions of being fake}, \textbf{4.91 ounces of slightly burned centrifuged mixture "sincerity"} and \textbf{3.48 ounces of vessel mixture "reality"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{something genuine}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something graceful}How to make \textbf{something graceful} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
82 gazelles
\item 
44 elegances
\item 
6 ballets
\item 
1 ballerina
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 ballerina} into the container.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6 ballets} with the stone.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{12.23 spoonful of container mixture "ballerina"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{82 gazelles}, \textbf{44 elegances}, \textbf{6 cracked ballets} and \textbf{12.23 spoonful of container mixture "ballerina"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something graceful}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something great}How to make \textbf{something great} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 vague notions of being outstanding
\item 
5.87 spoonful of dad
\item 
190 ideas of being superior
\item 
6 ideas of being fantastic
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{190 ideas of being superior} into bits.
\item 
Hold \textbf{190 sliced ideas of being superior} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{5.87 spoonful of dad} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5.87 spoonful of wet dad} with the mortar.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.87 spoonful of wet and cracked dad} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{8 vague notions of being outstanding}, \textbf{5.87 spoonful of wet, cracked and slightly burned dad}, \textbf{190 sliced and slightly burned ideas of being superior} and \textbf{6 ideas of being fantastic} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in \textbf{something great}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something medical}How to make \textbf{something medical} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.5 spoonful of emergency
\item 
4.74 ounces of anatomy
\item 
8 charts
\item 
9.24 ounces of stethoscope
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.5 spoonful of emergency} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 charts} into the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{7.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "chart"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3.5 spoonful of cooled emergency}, \textbf{4.74 ounces of anatomy}, \textbf{9.24 ounces of stethoscope} and \textbf{7.76 spoonful of vessel mixture "chart"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{something medical}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something modest}How to make \textbf{something modest} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
14 vague notions of being ashamed
\item 
35.87 spoonful of humbleness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{14 vague notions of being ashamed} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{35.87 spoonful of humbleness} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{35.87 spoonful of slightly burned humbleness} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Hold \textbf{35.87 spoonful of slightly burned and smashed humbleness} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{14 slightly burned vague notions of being ashamed} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{14 burned vague notions of being ashamed} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{35.87 spoonful of burned and smashed humbleness} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{14 burned and purified vague notions of being ashamed} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{14 burned, purified and smashed vague notions of being ashamed} and \textbf{35.87 spoonful of burned, smashed and cracked humbleness} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{something modest}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something optimistic}How to make \textbf{something optimistic} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 vague notions of being positive
\item 
8.63 spoonful of possibility
\item 
8 vague notions of being ideal
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for 7 hours.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 vague notions of being positive} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.63 spoonful of possibility} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.94 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being positive"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.63 spoonful of cooled possibility}, \textbf{8 vague notions of being ideal} and \textbf{4.94 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being positive"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something optimistic}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something rural}How to make \textbf{something rural} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
92.85 ounces of suburb
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{92.85 ounces of suburb} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Hold \textbf{92.85 ounces of wet suburb} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Pet your familiar unicorn.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{92.85 ounces of wet and slightly burned suburb}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{92.85 ounces of wet, slightly burned and licked suburb} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in \textbf{something rural}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something similar}How to make \textbf{something similar} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 relations
\item 
10 agreements
\item 
6.2 ounces of dissimilarity
\item 
9.69 ounces of likeness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Throw \textbf{10 agreements} away.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9.69 ounces of likeness} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.69 ounces of wet likeness} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.2 ounces of dissimilarity} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{7 relations}, \textbf{6.2 ounces of slightly burned dissimilarity} and \textbf{9.69 ounces of wet and smashed likeness} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{something similar}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something slippery}How to make \textbf{something slippery} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
32.64 spoonful of lubrication
\item 
10 soaps
\item 
3.71 ounces of oil
\item 
4.63 ounces of slimy
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{32.64 spoonful of lubrication} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{4.63 ounces of slimy} with the hammer.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 soaps} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3.71 ounces of oil} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.63 ounces of smashed slimy} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 purified soaps} into the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.68 ounces of centrifuged mixture "lubrication"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.68 spoonful of ashes of "smashed slimy and purified soap"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{3.71 ounces of cracked oil}, \textbf{1.68 ounces of centrifuged mixture "lubrication"} and \textbf{3.68 spoonful of ashes of "smashed slimy and purified soap"} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{something slippery}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something sneaky}How to make \textbf{something sneaky} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 vague notions of being cunning
\item 
3 discreetnesses
\item 
8 vague notions of being sly
\item 
141.62 spoonful of scheme
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{141.62 spoonful of scheme} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3 discreetnesses} into bits.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scheme"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.28 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scheme"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 vague notions of being cunning} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 sliced discreetnesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3 sliced and slightly burned discreetnesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{28.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "scheme" and being cunning"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{3 sliced and burned discreetnesses}, \textbf{8 vague notions of being sly} and \textbf{28.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "scheme" and being cunning"} on each corner.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Quotus solate docto rebenufex, ogdositus atter!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{something sneaky} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something spotless}How to make \textbf{something spotless} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 clear concepts of being clean
\item 
3 ideas of cleaning
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Saw
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3 ideas of cleaning} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 sliced ideas of cleaning} into the container.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2 clear concepts of being clean} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 sliced clear concepts of being clean} into the container.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{2.42 spoonful of container mixture "sliced cleaning and sliced being clean"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2.42 spoonful of container mixture "sliced cleaning and sliced being clean"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in \textbf{something spotless}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something stubborn}How to make \textbf{something stubborn} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.48 ounces of mule
\item 
6.92 ounces of meagerness
\item 
1 resistance
\item 
5 ideas of being ignorant
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Container
\item 
Saw
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{9.48 ounces of mule} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.92 ounces of meagerness} with the stone.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1 resistance} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 sliced resistance} into the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.92 ounces of smashed meagerness} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{5 ideas of being ignorant} with the stone.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{13.18 spoonful of ashes of "sliced resistance"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{64.51 ounces of centrifuged mixture "mule"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{6.92 ounces of smashed and slightly burned meagerness}, \textbf{5 cracked ideas of being ignorant}, \textbf{13.18 spoonful of ashes of "sliced resistance"} and \textbf{64.51 ounces of centrifuged mixture "mule"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Extentis! Patio! Por matio!"
\item 
Reluctantly, \textbf{something stubborn} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can annihilate}How to make \textbf{something that can annihilate} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.38 ounces of destroyer
\item 
13 clear concepts of kill
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{3.38 ounces of destroyer} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3.38 ounces of cooled destroyer} with the mortar.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3.38 ounces of cooled and cracked destroyer} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{13 clear concepts of kill} with the mortar.
\item 
Crack \textbf{13 smashed clear concepts of kill} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.38 ounces of cooled, cracked and sliced destroyer} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{3.38 ounces of frozen, cracked and sliced destroyer} and \textbf{13 smashed and cracked clear concepts of kill} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in \textbf{something that can annihilate}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can announce}How to make \textbf{something that can announce} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
335 notifications
\item 
7.18 ounces of post
\item 
9.03 ounces of renunciation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Purify \textbf{335 notifications} with the purifier.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{335 purified notifications} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.55 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified notification"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{7.18 ounces of post}, \textbf{9.03 ounces of renunciation} and \textbf{9.55 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified notification"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in \textbf{something that can announce}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can ascend}How to make \textbf{something that can ascend} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 ideas of climb
\item 
40 descents
\item 
19.41 spoonful of stairs
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{40 descents} into bits.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 ideas of climb} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{19.41 spoonful of stairs} into the vessel.
\item 
Crack \textbf{40 sliced descents} with the hammer.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{2.99 spoonful of vessel mixture "stairs"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{17.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "climb"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{40 sliced and cracked descents}, \textbf{2.99 spoonful of vessel mixture "stairs"} and \textbf{17.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "climb"} together into the shape of a usable \textbf{something that can ascend}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can beg}How to make \textbf{something that can beg} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.82 spoonful of pleasure
\item 
13 persuasions
\item 
7.07 ounces of implosion
\item 
7 ideas of pleading
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\item 
Stone
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.82 spoonful of pleasure} with the stone.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn sniff at \textbf{7.82 spoonful of cracked pleasure}.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Pet your familiar unicorn.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.82 spoonful of cracked pleasure} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.82 spoonful of cracked and cooled pleasure} with the stone.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{13 persuasions}.
\item 
Pet your familiar unicorn.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{7.82 spoonful of cracked, cooled and smashed pleasure}, \textbf{13 licked persuasions}, \textbf{7.07 ounces of implosion} and \textbf{7 ideas of pleading} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{something that can beg}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can betray}How to make \textbf{something that can betray} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.73 spoonful of traitor
\item 
2.86 ounces of deception
\item 
5 deceits
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5 deceits} into the bonfire.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.86 ounces of deception} into the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.32 ounces of cauldron mixture "deception"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.91 spoonful of ashes of "deceit"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{5.73 spoonful of traitor}, \textbf{9.32 ounces of cauldron mixture "deception"} and \textbf{1.91 spoonful of ashes of "deceit"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{something that can betray}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can closed}How to make \textbf{something that can closed} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
22.22 ounces of secretive
\item 
8 ideas of being private
\item 
28.01 spoonful of withdrawal
\item 
7.64 spoonful of case
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{22.22 ounces of secretive} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{28.01 spoonful of withdrawal} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.64 spoonful of case} into the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{37.89 ounces of ashes of "withdrawal"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{8.19 spoonful of vessel mixture "case"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{22.22 ounces of cooled secretive}, \textbf{8 ideas of being private}, \textbf{37.89 ounces of ashes of "withdrawal"} and \textbf{8.19 spoonful of vessel mixture "case"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can closed}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can compose}How to make \textbf{something that can compose} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10.77 spoonful of sentence
\item 
4.83 spoonful of decomposition
\item 
12.46 spoonful of writer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Pet dog
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pet your pet dog.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.83 spoonful of decomposition} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{12.46 spoonful of writer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.98 ounces of centrifuged mixture "writer"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{10.77 spoonful of sentence}, \textbf{4.83 spoonful of wet decomposition} and \textbf{1.98 ounces of centrifuged mixture "writer"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can compose}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can comprehend}How to make \textbf{something that can comprehend} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
36 perceptions
\item 
1 vague notion of know
\item 
4 ideas of read
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{36 perceptions} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{36 cracked perceptions} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{36 cracked and smashed perceptions} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{36 cracked, smashed and slightly burned perceptions} with the purifier.
\item 
Crack \textbf{1 vague notion of know} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{1 cracked vague notion of know} with the hammer.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{36 cracked, smashed, slightly burned and purified perceptions}, \textbf{1 cracked and smashed vague notion of know} and \textbf{4 ideas of read} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can comprehend}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can condemn}How to make \textbf{something that can condemn} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.07 spoonful of renunciation
\item 
1 clear concept of being damn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Pet dog
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{1 clear concept of being damn} briefly into the fireplace to burn it a bit.
\item 
Let your pet dog lick \textbf{8.07 spoonful of renunciation}.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.07 spoonful of licked renunciation} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 slightly burned clear concept of being damn} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{22.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned being damn"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.31 ounces of ashes of "licked renunciation"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{22.9 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned being damn"} and \textbf{7.31 ounces of ashes of "licked renunciation"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can condemn}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can depressed}How to make \textbf{something that can depressed} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 feelings
\item 
24 clear concepts of bore
\item 
7 ideas of being lonely
\item 
6 ideas of upset
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with liquid
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{7 ideas of being lonely} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 ideas of upset} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Dip \textbf{15 feelings} into the bucket with liquid.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6 slightly burned ideas of upset} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{24 clear concepts of bore} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.01 ounces of ashes of "bore"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.32 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being lonely"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5.32 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being lonely"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{15 wet feelings}, \textbf{6 slightly burned and cracked ideas of upset}, \textbf{4.01 ounces of ashes of "bore"} and \textbf{5.32 ounces of slightly burned centrifuged mixture "being lonely"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{something that can depressed}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can develop}How to make \textbf{something that can develop} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.58 ounces of invention
\item 
38.44 ounces of creation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.58 ounces of invention} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.58 ounces of cooled invention} and \textbf{38.44 ounces of creation} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can develop}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can fasten}How to make \textbf{something that can fasten} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.18 spoonful of security
\item 
20 hooks
\item 
7.93 ounces of staple
\item 
1.12 spoonful of paperclip
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Saw
\item 
Stone
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{20 hooks} into bits.
\item 
Dip \textbf{7.93 ounces of staple} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{20 sliced hooks} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.93 ounces of wet staple} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.18 spoonful of security} with the stone.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{26.89 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliced hook and wet staple"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{7.18 spoonful of cracked security}, \textbf{1.12 spoonful of paperclip} and \textbf{26.89 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "sliced hook and wet staple"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Metex!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something that can fasten} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can fried}How to make \textbf{something that can fried} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.04 ounces of rice
\item 
187.18 ounces of baker
\item 
265.93 ounces of shrimp
\item 
1.27 spoonful of chicken
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{1.27 spoonful of chicken} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1.27 spoonful of cracked chicken} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{187.18 ounces of baker} with the hammer.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{9.04 ounces of rice}, \textbf{187.18 ounces of smashed baker}, \textbf{265.93 ounces of shrimp} and \textbf{1.27 spoonful of cracked and slightly burned chicken} together into the form of a usable \textbf{something that can fried}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can frown}How to make \textbf{something that can frown} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
16.99 spoonful of smile
\item 
6.66 ounces of confutation
\item 
6 vague notions of worry
\item 
2.09 ounces of seriousness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Stone
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{6.66 ounces of confutation} with the stone.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 vague notions of worry} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 smashed vague notions of worry} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.66 ounces of cracked confutation} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{16.99 spoonful of smile} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.09 ounces of seriousness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.09 ounces of cooled seriousness} with the stone.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{8.41 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smile"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{6.89 spoonful of ashes of "smashed worry and cracked confutation"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{2.09 ounces of cooled and smashed seriousness}, \textbf{8.41 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smile"} and \textbf{6.89 spoonful of ashes of "smashed worry and cracked confutation"} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{something that can frown}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can graze}How to make \textbf{something that can graze} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.24 spoonful of pasture
\item 
9.51 ounces of cattle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Dip \textbf{2.24 spoonful of pasture} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Wait for a very long time.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.51 ounces of cattle} into the fireplace.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.24 spoonful of wet pasture} with the hammer.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.45 spoonful of ashes of "cattle"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{2.24 spoonful of wet and smashed pasture} and \textbf{2.45 spoonful of ashes of "cattle"} on each end.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Venestitia! Gabilis incturion subulum! Dillum forma fulcitrix chortoritas ave globitas, contia! Hydracta concorceo defacio dictio telerium! Lanimulo ineo collusculum cyanesco!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something that can graze} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can grown}How to make \textbf{something that can grown} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19.95 spoonful of matureness
\item 
6.56 ounces of adult
\item 
3 formalities
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.56 ounces of adult} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{19.95 spoonful of matureness} into the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.56 ounces of wet adult} into the cauldron.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{3 formalities} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 sliced formalities} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.13 ounces of ashes of "sliced formality"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{15.9 ounces of cauldron mixture "matureness and wet adult"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1.13 ounces of ashes of "sliced formality"} and \textbf{15.9 ounces of cauldron mixture "matureness and wet adult"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can grown}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can hidden}How to make \textbf{something that can hidden} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
36 vague notions of disguise
\item 
9.63 ounces of scarcity
\item 
24.33 spoonful of secretive
\item 
2.72 spoonful of fog
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{36 vague notions of disguise} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.98 spoonful of ashes of "disguise"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.63 ounces of scarcity} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Crack \textbf{24.33 spoonful of secretive} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.63 ounces of cooled scarcity} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.97 spoonful of ashes of "cooled scarcity"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{24.33 spoonful of cracked secretive}, \textbf{2.72 spoonful of fog}, \textbf{5.98 spoonful of ashes of "disguise"} and \textbf{1.97 spoonful of ashes of "cooled scarcity"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{something that can hidden}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can learn}How to make \textbf{something that can learn} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.13 ounces of lesson
\item 
4.68 ounces of value
\item 
2.64 ounces of class
\item 
6.23 spoonful of retention
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Stone
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Pet dog
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your pet dog lick \textbf{4.68 ounces of value}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.13 ounces of lesson} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.64 ounces of class} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.13 ounces of slightly burned lesson} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.23 spoonful of retention} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.68 ounces of licked value} into the fireplace.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.57 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "class and retention"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.91 ounces of ashes of "licked value"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{2.13 ounces of slightly burned and smashed lesson}, \textbf{2.57 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "class and retention"} and \textbf{4.91 ounces of ashes of "licked value"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{something that can learn}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can listen}How to make \textbf{something that can listen} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 clear concepts of call
\item 
17.63 spoonful of speaker
\item 
1.53 ounces of instructions
\item 
1 instruction
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold liquid
\item 
Saw
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Pick up \textbf{1.53 ounces of instructions}. Turn them around. Look at them from every every side. Shake your head with disgust. Put them back.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.53 ounces of instructions} into bits.
\item 
Dip \textbf{10 clear concepts of call} into the bucket with ice-cold liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 wet clear concepts of call} into the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{17.63 spoonful of speaker} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{1.53 ounces of sliced instructions} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Purify \textbf{1.53 ounces of sliced and slightly burned instructions} with the purifier.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{7.56 spoonful of cauldron mixture "wet call"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.25 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "speaker"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{1.53 ounces of sliced, slightly burned and purified instructions}, \textbf{1 instruction}, \textbf{7.56 spoonful of cauldron mixture "wet call"} and \textbf{1.25 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "speaker"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can listen}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can paddle}How to make \textbf{something that can paddle} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
91.22 ounces of spank
\item 
7 canoes
\item 
5.33 spoonful of tread
\item 
49.12 ounces of upstream
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Container
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Familiar unicorn
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{49.12 ounces of upstream} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{91.22 ounces of spank} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Smash \textbf{7 canoes} with the mortar.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Pet your familiar unicorn.
\item 
Let your familiar unicorn lick \textbf{5.33 spoonful of tread}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{5.22 ounces of centrifuged mixture "upstream and spank"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7 smashed canoes}, \textbf{5.33 spoonful of licked tread} and \textbf{5.22 ounces of centrifuged mixture "upstream and spank"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can paddle}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can possess}How to make \textbf{something that can possess} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.63 spoonful of material
\item 
5 obtentions
\item 
3 owners
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.63 spoonful of material} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 obtentions} into the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3 owners} with the hammer.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 cracked owners} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.18 ounces of ashes of "obtention"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Wait for a minute.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.24 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "material"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{3 cracked and cooled owners}, \textbf{1.18 ounces of ashes of "obtention"} and \textbf{3.24 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "material"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Heroinarius canus au fensio exsticium capinus dilucrinus!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something that can possess} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can prefer}How to make \textbf{something that can prefer} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 favors
\item 
13.69 ounces of preference
\item 
4 ideas of being favorite
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Pet mouse
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{13.69 ounces of preference} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.57 ounces of centrifuged mixture "preference"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 ideas of being favorite} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let your pet mouse sniff at \textbf{2 favors}.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{15.22 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being favorite"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2 favors}, \textbf{9.57 ounces of centrifuged mixture "preference"} and \textbf{15.22 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being favorite"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in \textbf{something that can prefer}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can prohibit}How to make \textbf{something that can prohibit} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3 forbiddances
\item 
31.88 spoonful of forbiddance
\item 
7 bans
\item 
4 forbiddances
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{7 bans} with the hammer.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{31.88 spoonful of forbiddance} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4 forbiddances} with the hammer.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{3 forbiddances}, \textbf{31.88 spoonful of slightly burned forbiddance}, \textbf{7 smashed bans} and \textbf{4 cracked forbiddances} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Hypothorus crebrositas congressus patus! Consentia!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something that can prohibit} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can rationalize}How to make \textbf{something that can rationalize} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
32.43 spoonful of justification
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{32.43 spoonful of justification} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{32.43 spoonful of slightly burned justification} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.68 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned justification"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{2.68 spoonful of ashes of "slightly burned justification"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{something that can rationalize}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can recommend}How to make \textbf{something that can recommend} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 suggestions
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Pet mouse
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{10 suggestions} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Pet your pet mouse.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "suggestion"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Place \textbf{9.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "suggestion"} into the circle.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Fedetum! Cisum vicio valea censum arca! Laudex bucco araudiosus, superitas!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something that can recommend} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can seem}How to make \textbf{something that can seem} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 appearances
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 appearances} with the purifier.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 purified appearances} into the container.
\item 
Wait for 4 hours.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{39.1 ounces of container mixture "purified appearance"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Place \textbf{39.1 ounces of container mixture "purified appearance"} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Travesarius violum clum dum adclinus! Lax correus ludium fatus, intecedo! Macutio!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something that can seem} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can skate}How to make \textbf{something that can skate} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
29 ideas of glide
\item 
5.24 spoonful of grace
\item 
47.18 ounces of figure
\item 
8 boards
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{8 boards} with the stone.
\item 
Crack \textbf{8 smashed boards} with the stone.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8 smashed and cracked boards} with the stone.
\item 
Dip \textbf{5.24 spoonful of grace} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Crack \textbf{29 ideas of glide} with the stone.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{29 cracked ideas of glide}, \textbf{5.24 spoonful of wet grace}, \textbf{47.18 ounces of figure} and \textbf{8 pulverized and cracked boards} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Indignes!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something that can skate} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can veer}How to make \textbf{something that can veer} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.6 spoonful of steer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.6 spoonful of steer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{25.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "steer"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{25.02 ounces of centrifuged mixture "steer"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into \textbf{something that can veer}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can wasted}How to make \textbf{something that can wasted} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
26 ideas of being drunk
\item 
2.33 spoonful of party
\item 
4 deaths
\item 
10 ideas of being unused
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{10 ideas of being unused} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a very short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{26 ideas of being drunk} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4 deaths} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Wait for 4 minutes.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{57.13 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being unused"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{26 cooled ideas of being drunk}, \textbf{2.33 spoonful of party}, \textbf{4 wet deaths} and \textbf{57.13 ounces of centrifuged mixture "being unused"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{something that can wasted}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something that can weed}How to make \textbf{something that can weed} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 marshes
\item 
1.9 ounces of swamp
\item 
40 herbs
\item 
33.45 ounces of marijuana
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{33.45 ounces of marijuana} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.9 ounces of swamp} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{33.45 ounces of wet marijuana} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Crack \textbf{33.45 ounces of wet and cooled marijuana} with the hammer.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6 marshes} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Smash \textbf{33.45 ounces of wet, cooled and cracked marijuana} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{33.45 ounces of wet, cooled, cracked and smashed marijuana} into the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{40 herbs} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 wet marshes} with the hammer.
\item 
Dip \textbf{40 cracked herbs} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{16.1 spoonful of ashes of "swamp and wet, cooled, cracked and smashed marijuana"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{6 wet and smashed marshes}, \textbf{40 cracked and wet herbs} and \textbf{16.1 spoonful of ashes of "swamp and wet, cooled, cracked and smashed marijuana"} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{something that can weed}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something touchy}How to make \textbf{something touchy} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
42 pushies
\item 
8.48 ounces of jolt
\item 
19.74 spoonful of sensitiveness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Dip \textbf{42 pushies} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{19.74 spoonful of sensitiveness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.48 ounces of jolt} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{42 wet pushies} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{42 wet and slightly burned pushies}, \textbf{8.48 ounces of slightly burned jolt} and \textbf{19.74 spoonful of cooled sensitiveness} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in \textbf{something touchy}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something uncommon}How to make \textbf{something uncommon} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
98.46 ounces of valor
\item 
24 clear concepts of being rare
\item 
9.38 spoonful of abnormality
\item 
30 clear concepts of being common
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{30 clear concepts of being common} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Wait for 9 minutes.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9.38 spoonful of abnormality} with the purifier.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{98.46 ounces of valor}, \textbf{24 clear concepts of being rare}, \textbf{9.38 spoonful of purified abnormality} and \textbf{30 slightly burned clear concepts of being common} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in \textbf{something uncommon}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something unique}How to make \textbf{something unique} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 styles
\item 
10 vague notions of being special
\item 
8 ideas of differ
\item 
5 unusualnesses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5 unusualnesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8 ideas of differ} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 vague notions of being special} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 cooled vague notions of being special} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{10 cooled and slightly burned vague notions of being special} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 cooled, slightly burned and cracked vague notions of being special} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8 wet ideas of differ} with the mortar.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Crack \textbf{10 frozen, slightly burned and cracked vague notions of being special} with the mortar.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{42.79 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "unusualness"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{8 styles}, \textbf{10 frozen, slightly burned and crushed vague notions of being special}, \textbf{8 wet and smashed ideas of differ} and \textbf{42.79 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "unusualness"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{something unique}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something useless}How to make \textbf{something useless} in 14 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 clear concepts of being feeble
\item 
8.22 spoonful of hopelessness
\item 
9 worthlessnesses
\item 
6.87 ounces of booze
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Ballpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.22 spoonful of hopelessness} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 worthlessnesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7 clear concepts of being feeble} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a day.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6.87 ounces of booze} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.23 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "hopelessness, worthlessness and being feeble"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the ballpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{6.87 ounces of slightly burned booze} and \textbf{1.23 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "hopelessness, worthlessness and being feeble"} on each end.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Depulatio! Tetrimo inculus inulatus tempes, nuncubinus danus!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something useless} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something usual}How to make \textbf{something usual} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.08 ounces of norm
\item 
14.72 ounces of routine
\item 
16 normalities
\item 
6.35 spoonful of regularity
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{14.72 ounces of routine} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{16 normalities} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6.35 spoonful of regularity} with the hammer.
\item 
Dip \textbf{6.35 spoonful of smashed regularity} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.72 ounces of centrifuged mixture "normality"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{3.08 ounces of norm}, \textbf{14.72 ounces of purified routine}, \textbf{6.35 spoonful of smashed and wet regularity} and \textbf{2.72 ounces of centrifuged mixture "normality"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{something usual}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something vulgar}How to make \textbf{something vulgar} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
34.77 spoonful of disgust
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar cat
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{34.77 spoonful of disgust} into the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for 10 days.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pet your familiar cat.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{14.98 ounces of cauldron mixture "disgust"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Place \textbf{14.98 ounces of cauldron mixture "disgust"} into the circle.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Defio! Lino candabile poracho, inno!"
\item 
Slowly, \textbf{something vulgar} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something weak}How to make \textbf{something weak} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.19 spoonful of courage
\item 
18 ideas of being brave
\item 
29 timidnesses
\item 
7.92 ounces of wariness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.19 spoonful of courage} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{29 timidnesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.92 ounces of wariness} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.72 spoonful of ashes of "courage"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{29 slightly burned timidnesses} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{18 ideas of being brave} into the bonfire.
\item 
Smash \textbf{29 burned timidnesses} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.72 spoonful of ashes of "courage"} into the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{29 burned and smashed timidnesses} with the stone.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.46 spoonful of ashes of "being brave and ashes of "courage""} from the bonfire.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{29 burned, smashed and cracked timidnesses}, \textbf{7.92 ounces of slightly burned wariness} and \textbf{4.46 spoonful of ashes of "being brave and ashes of "courage""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in \textbf{something weak}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Something willing}How to make \textbf{something willing} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2 vague notions of volunteer
\item 
8 readinesses
\item 
9.81 spoonful of ability
\item 
9.87 ounces of eagerness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Pet mouse
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Graphite pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.81 spoonful of ability} into the fireplace.
\item 
Pet your pet mouse.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 readinesses} into the fireplace.
\item 
Feed \textbf{9.87 ounces of eagerness} to your pet mouse.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Put \textbf{2 vague notions of volunteer} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait until your pet mouse poops. Receive \textbf{9.12 ounces of a very dirty pile of "eagerness"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.6 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "volunteer"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.06 ounces of ashes of "ability and readiness"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the graphite pencil.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{9.12 ounces of a very dirty pile of "eagerness"}, \textbf{1.6 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "volunteer"} and \textbf{1.06 ounces of ashes of "ability and readiness"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Desuscus atlutatio inlus baerius catus inatus!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{something willing} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A spine}How to make a \textbf{spine} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
29.93 spoonful of back
\item 
3.97 spoonful of cactus
\item 
8.06 spoonful of backbone
\item 
7.73 spoonful of shiver
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{29.93 spoonful of back} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{29.93 spoonful of cooled back}, \textbf{3.97 spoonful of cactus}, \textbf{8.06 spoonful of backbone} and \textbf{7.73 spoonful of shiver} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{spine}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A squeal}How to make a \textbf{squeal} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15 squeaks
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Grind a little bit of bat wings to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Smash \textbf{15 squeaks} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{15 smashed squeaks} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{squeal}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A squid}How to make a \textbf{squid} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.4 spoonful of octopus
\item 
5 escargots
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with hot liquid
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.4 spoonful of octopus} with the stone.
\item 
Wait for 8 minutes.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{5 escargots} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{8.4 spoonful of smashed octopus} with the stone.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5 sliced escargots} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.4 spoonful of pulverized octopus} into the bucket with hot liquid.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5 sliced and slightly burned escargots} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{8.4 spoonful of pulverized and wet octopus} and \textbf{5 sliced and burned escargots} together into the shape of a beautiful \textbf{squid}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Steam}How to make \textbf{steam} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.39 ounces of teapot
\item 
15 vapors
\item 
9.45 spoonful of vegetables
\item 
14 mists
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.39 ounces of teapot} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{13.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "teapot"}.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.45 spoonful of vegetables} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.45 spoonful of slightly burned vegetables} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{21.03 ounces of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned vegetables"}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{15 vapors}, \textbf{14 mists}, \textbf{13.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "teapot"} and \textbf{21.03 ounces of centrifuged mixture "slightly burned vegetables"} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{steam}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A stink}How to make a \textbf{stink} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7.31 spoonful of garage
\item 
14.7 spoonful of rot
\item 
10 clear concepts of suck
\item 
4.61 spoonful of skunk
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Centrifuge
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 clear concepts of suck} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{14.7 spoonful of rot} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.31 spoonful of garage} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.61 spoonful of skunk} with the purifier.
\item 
Smash \textbf{4.61 spoonful of purified skunk} with the stone.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.74 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "rot and garage"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{10 purified clear concepts of suck}, \textbf{4.61 spoonful of purified and smashed skunk} and \textbf{2.74 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "rot and garage"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{stink}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A straw}How to make a \textbf{straw} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1 hut
\item 
8 baskets
\item 
5 haystacks
\item 
4.42 ounces of slurp
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird sniff at \textbf{4.42 ounces of slurp}.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{5 haystacks}.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 licked haystacks} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{8 baskets} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird sniff at \textbf{4.42 ounces of slurp}.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.42 ounces of slurp} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{49.08 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked haystack"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{2.53 ounces of cauldron mixture "basket"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{1 hut}, \textbf{4.42 ounces of cooled slurp}, \textbf{49.08 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "licked haystack"} and \textbf{2.53 ounces of cauldron mixture "basket"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{straw}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A suede}How to make a \textbf{suede} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.36 spoonful of leather
\item 
7.04 ounces of velvet
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.04 ounces of velvet} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.36 spoonful of leather} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.04 ounces of slightly burned velvet} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{2.22 ounces of ashes of "leather"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.04 ounces of slightly burned and cooled velvet} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.22 ounces of ashes of "leather"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.04 ounces of slightly burned, cooled and cracked velvet} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.25 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "ashes of "leather""}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{7.04 ounces of slightly burned, frozen and cracked velvet} and \textbf{4.25 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "ashes of "leather""} together into the form of a beautiful \textbf{suede}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A suicide}How to make a \textbf{suicide} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.87 ounces of tendency
\item 
2 hopelessnesses
\item 
10 nooses
\item 
9.3 spoonful of attempt
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Saw
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{10 nooses} into the container.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.3 spoonful of attempt} into bits.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.3 spoonful of sliced attempt} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.3 spoonful of sliced and smashed attempt} into the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{5.64 ounces of container mixture "noose and sliced and smashed attempt"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.87 ounces of tendency}, \textbf{2 hopelessnesses} and \textbf{5.64 ounces of container mixture "noose and sliced and smashed attempt"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{suicide}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A summit}How to make a \textbf{summit} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.18 spoonful of apex
\item 
3.53 ounces of peak
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{5.18 spoonful of apex} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3.53 ounces of peak} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.53 ounces of wet peak} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Hold \textbf{3.53 ounces of wet and cooled peak} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.53 ounces of wet, cooled and slightly burned peak} into the bonfire.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.04 ounces of centrifuged mixture "apex"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.26 ounces of ashes of "wet, cooled and slightly burned peak"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{4.04 ounces of centrifuged mixture "apex"} and \textbf{9.26 ounces of ashes of "wet, cooled and slightly burned peak"} on each end.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Teresvir! Factia convenium!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{summit} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sun}How to make a \textbf{sun} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
17.57 spoonful of shade
\item 
4 fades
\item 
39.51 ounces of warmness
\item 
18.03 spoonful of light
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{18.03 spoonful of light} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{17.57 spoonful of shade} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{4 fades} into the container.
\item 
Crack \textbf{18.03 spoonful of cracked light} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{39.51 ounces of warmness} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{39.51 ounces of cooled warmness} into the container.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{5.11 ounces of container mixture "fade and cooled warmness"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{17.57 spoonful of cooled shade}, \textbf{18.03 spoonful of crushed light} and \textbf{5.11 ounces of container mixture "fade and cooled warmness"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{sun}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A surface}How to make a \textbf{surface} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 clear concepts of being flat
\item 
22 smoothnesses
\item 
31 pavements
\item 
8.93 ounces of floatation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with clean liquid
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Paintbrush
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{22 smoothnesses} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Throw \textbf{8.93 ounces of floatation}, \textbf{7 clear concepts of being flat} and \textbf{31 pavements} away.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{17.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smoothness"}.
\item 
Dip \textbf{17.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smoothness"} into the bucket with clean liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{17.11 spoonful of wet centrifuged mixture "smoothness"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{77.67 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet centrifuged mixture "smoothness""}.
\item 
Put \textbf{77.67 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "wet centrifuged mixture "smoothness""} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{28.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "wet centrifuged mixture "smoothness"""}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the paintbrush.
\item 
Place \textbf{28.69 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "wet centrifuged mixture "smoothness"""} into the circle.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Adjutus pugnasiuncio axistallium dipsalsus illula, cauditiolo! Virabilites! Modus argenatus delicius doctatitio biso!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{surface} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A survey}How to make a \textbf{survey} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
16 samples
\item 
6 ideas of being endless
\item 
4 analyses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{4 analyses} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{16 samples} into bits.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 ideas of being endless} into the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{8.26 ounces of cauldron mixture "being endless"}.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{16 sliced samples}, \textbf{4 purified analyses} and \textbf{8.26 ounces of cauldron mixture "being endless"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{survey}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A swallow}How to make a \textbf{swallow} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 gulps
\item 
6 clear concepts of spit
\item 
5 intakes
\item 
1 digestion
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 digestion} into the vessel.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{6 clear concepts of spit} into bits.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Smash \textbf{6 sliced clear concepts of spit} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 sliced and smashed clear concepts of spit} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{2.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced and smashed spit"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{28.13 ounces of vessel mixture "digestion"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4 gulps}, \textbf{5 intakes}, \textbf{2.58 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced and smashed spit"} and \textbf{28.13 ounces of vessel mixture "digestion"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{swallow}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A swamp}How to make a \textbf{swamp} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.04 spoonful of moat
\item 
4.35 ounces of gully
\item 
31.61 ounces of alligator
\item 
4 crocodiles
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.04 spoonful of moat} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Crack \textbf{4.35 ounces of gully} with the stone.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.35 ounces of cracked gully} into the container.
\item 
Pet your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Purify \textbf{31.61 ounces of alligator} with the purifier.
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird lick \textbf{31.61 ounces of purified alligator}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{31.61 ounces of purified and licked alligator} to your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{8.65 ounces of container mixture "cracked gully"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.8 ounces of centrifuged mixture "moat"}.
\item 
Wait until your pet hummingbird poops. Receive \textbf{6.91 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "purified and licked alligator"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4 crocodiles}, \textbf{8.65 ounces of container mixture "cracked gully"}, \textbf{1.8 ounces of centrifuged mixture "moat"} and \textbf{6.91 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "purified and licked alligator"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{swamp}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A sweat}How to make a \textbf{sweat} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.1 spoonful of relaxation
\item 
1.66 spoonful of athlete
\item 
6 foreheads
\item 
26.15 ounces of body
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{26.15 ounces of body} into the vessel.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Throw \textbf{8.1 spoonful of relaxation}, \textbf{1.66 spoonful of athlete} and \textbf{6 foreheads} away.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{5.27 spoonful of vessel mixture "body"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{5.27 spoonful of vessel mixture "body"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{sweat}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A symbol}How to make a \textbf{symbol} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
125.79 ounces of infinity
\item 
7.38 ounces of eagle
\item 
9.56 spoonful of status
\item 
10 clear concepts of cross
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Container
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{125.79 ounces of infinity} into the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{10 clear concepts of cross} with the purifier.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Smash \textbf{10 purified clear concepts of cross} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.56 spoonful of status} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for 6 days.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{13.85 ounces of container mixture "infinity"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{7.38 ounces of eagle}, \textbf{9.56 spoonful of cooled status}, \textbf{10 purified and smashed clear concepts of cross} and \textbf{13.85 ounces of container mixture "infinity"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{symbol}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A taboo}How to make a \textbf{taboo} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.03 spoonful of voodoo
\item 
7 forbiddances
\item 
14.41 spoonful of forbiddance
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{8.03 spoonful of voodoo} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Hold \textbf{14.41 spoonful of forbiddance} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.03 spoonful of slightly burned voodoo}, \textbf{7 forbiddances} and \textbf{14.41 spoonful of slightly burned forbiddance} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{taboo}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tack}How to make a \textbf{tack} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15.74 spoonful of staple
\item 
124 vague notions of tick
\item 
25.89 spoonful of thumb
\item 
2.26 spoonful of tie
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Pet unicorn
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{124 vague notions of tick} with the purifier.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{15.74 spoonful of staple} with the hammer.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Let your pet unicorn lick \textbf{124 purified vague notions of tick}.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{15.74 spoonful of cracked staple}, \textbf{124 purified and licked vague notions of tick}, \textbf{25.89 spoonful of thumb} and \textbf{2.26 spoonful of tie} together into the form of a usable \textbf{tack}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tank}How to make a \textbf{tank} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.44 spoonful of scuba
\item 
8 clear concepts of fill
\item 
4.69 spoonful of dive
\item 
8.72 ounces of gallon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{4.69 spoonful of dive} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.44 spoonful of scuba} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.65 ounces of ashes of "dive"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{26.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scuba"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{8 clear concepts of fill}, \textbf{8.72 ounces of gallon}, \textbf{9.65 ounces of ashes of "dive"} and \textbf{26.36 ounces of centrifuged mixture "scuba"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Magio lecto tae fulla!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{tank} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tax}How to make a \textbf{tax} in 4 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9.87 spoonful of luxury
\item 
5 suites
\item 
8.62 spoonful of excise
\item 
4.06 ounces of income
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Hold \textbf{5 suites} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.62 spoonful of excise} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{9.87 spoonful of luxury}, \textbf{5 slightly burned suites}, \textbf{8.62 spoonful of wet excise} and \textbf{4.06 ounces of income} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{tax}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A teacher}How to make a \textbf{teacher} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.01 ounces of conductor
\item 
43 helpers
\item 
31.15 spoonful of principle
\item 
28.18 ounces of lesson
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with water
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{43 helpers} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.01 ounces of conductor} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dip \textbf{8.01 ounces of cooled conductor} into the bucket with water.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{18.64 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "helper"}.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{8.01 ounces of cooled and wet conductor}, \textbf{31.15 spoonful of principle}, \textbf{28.18 ounces of lesson} and \textbf{18.64 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "helper"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{teacher}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tendency}How to make a \textbf{tendency} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5 compulsions
\item 
8.08 spoonful of center
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Container
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.08 spoonful of center} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 compulsions} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.07 ounces of centrifuged mixture "compulsion"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{4.29 spoonful of ashes of "center"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{3.07 ounces of centrifuged mixture "compulsion"} and \textbf{4.29 spoonful of ashes of "center"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{tendency}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A test tube}How to make a \textbf{test tube} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 chemistries
\item 
34 beakers
\item 
9.01 spoonful of lab
\item 
74.88 spoonful of cylinder
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{34 beakers} into the cauldron.
\item 
Purify \textbf{74.88 spoonful of cylinder} with the purifier.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{2.3 ounces of cauldron mixture "beaker"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{9 chemistries}, \textbf{9.01 spoonful of lab}, \textbf{74.88 spoonful of purified cylinder} and \textbf{2.3 ounces of cauldron mixture "beaker"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{test tube}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A thesis}How to make a \textbf{thesis} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.08 spoonful of theory
\item 
11.08 spoonful of hypothesis
\item 
7 summaries
\item 
7 topics
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{11.08 spoonful of hypothesis} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7 topics} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{11.08 spoonful of cooled hypothesis} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.76 ounces of ashes of "cooled hypothesis"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{3.08 spoonful of theory}, \textbf{7 summaries}, \textbf{7 cracked topics} and \textbf{9.76 ounces of ashes of "cooled hypothesis"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{thesis}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A thick}How to make a \textbf{thick} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
12 syrups
\item 
5.57 spoonful of smog
\item 
30 ideas of being dense
\item 
6.98 spoonful of thicket
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
None
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for 3 hours.
\item 
Throw \textbf{30 ideas of being dense}, \textbf{5.57 spoonful of smog}, \textbf{6.98 spoonful of thicket} and \textbf{12 syrups} away.
\item 
Grind a little bit of hair from a president to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Wait until it rings on the door.
\item 
Open the door. You will find a \textbf{thick} just lying there.
\item 
Don't ask how it got there. Take it. It's yours now.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Time}How to make \textbf{time} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
7 clocks
\item 
76.39 spoonful of chance
\item 
42.31 ounces of punctuation
\item 
7.07 spoonful of schedule
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.07 spoonful of schedule} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Wait for a rather long time.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{7 clocks}, \textbf{76.39 spoonful of chance}, \textbf{42.31 ounces of punctuation} and \textbf{7.07 spoonful of cooled schedule} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Qua perbarchilis totantia! Ausatus depe! Chrismus reus argyra nigerarius! Liniosus!"
\item 
Suddendly, \textbf{time} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A toenail}How to make a \textbf{toenail} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.14 ounces of fingernail
\item 
5 clippers
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{6.14 ounces of fingernail} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{5 clippers} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.14 ounces of cracked fingernail} into the vessel.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{7.09 spoonful of vessel mixture "cracked fingernail"}.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{5 cooled clippers} and \textbf{7.09 spoonful of vessel mixture "cracked fingernail"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{toenail}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A together}How to make a \textbf{together} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
19 connections
\item 
1 idea of being intimate
\item 
10 vague notions of break
\item 
2.23 ounces of composition
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{19 connections} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 idea of being intimate} into the bonfire.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2.23 ounces of composition} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{10 vague notions of break} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.23 ounces of cracked composition} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.23 ounces of cracked and smashed composition} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{10 slightly burned vague notions of break} into the bonfire.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.07 ounces of centrifuged mixture "connection"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{7.23 ounces of ashes of "being intimate, cracked and smashed composition and slightly burned break"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{7.07 ounces of centrifuged mixture "connection"} and \textbf{7.23 ounces of ashes of "being intimate, cracked and smashed composition and slightly burned break"} on each end.
\item 
Intone the following spell: "Lucius salticus deductifo, amplicus dimipo cum!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{together} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tomorrow}How to make a \textbf{tomorrow} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6 todays
\item 
22.29 ounces of search
\item 
6 tonights
\item 
2.22 ounces of future
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Familiar cat
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 tonights} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let your familiar cat sniff at \textbf{6 todays}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{6 todays} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Feed \textbf{6 slightly burned todays} to your familiar cat.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.22 ounces of future} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Wait until your familiar cat poops. Receive \textbf{37.01 ounces of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned today"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.66 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "tonight"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{22.29 ounces of search}, \textbf{2.22 ounces of cooled future}, \textbf{37.01 ounces of a very dirty pile of "slightly burned today"} and \textbf{4.66 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "tonight"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Bucessa onum! Enumentiper lytinum subitium!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{tomorrow} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A tow}How to make a \textbf{tow} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
28 trailers
\item 
3.52 spoonful of zone
\item 
1.67 spoonful of clamp
\item 
8 vague notions of haul
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3.52 spoonful of zone} with the stone.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{28 trailers}, \textbf{3.52 spoonful of cracked zone}, \textbf{1.67 spoonful of clamp} and \textbf{8 vague notions of haul} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Vaccesidia! Caferiplego!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{tow} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A treason}How to make a \textbf{treason} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
2.2 ounces of traitor
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.2 ounces of traitor} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.56 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "traitor"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.56 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "traitor"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{treason}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A treatment}How to make a \textbf{treatment} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
30.91 ounces of therapy
\item 
4.98 ounces of unfairness
\item 
1 shock
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Vessel
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{1 shock} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{30.91 ounces of therapy} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{22.37 ounces of centrifuged mixture "shock and therapy"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{22.37 ounces of centrifuged mixture "shock and therapy"} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{4.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "shock and therapy""}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.98 ounces of unfairness} and \textbf{4.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "centrifuged mixture "shock and therapy""} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{treatment}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A trial}How to make a \textbf{trial} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
20.67 ounces of example
\item 
17.4 ounces of case
\item 
23.25 spoonful of perjury
\item 
4.82 spoonful of jury
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{17.4 ounces of case} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{23.25 spoonful of perjury} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.82 spoonful of jury} into bits.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Purify \textbf{4.82 spoonful of sliced jury} with the purifier.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{4.82 spoonful of sliced and purified jury} into bits.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{20.67 ounces of example}, \textbf{17.4 ounces of purified case}, \textbf{23.25 spoonful of cooled perjury} and \textbf{4.82 spoonful of fragmented and purified jury} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Supergia carparator patus gallatrix certicus, trabilis aulinia neraledictio! Protalis! Elebritas duus tranabilis!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{trial} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A truck}How to make a \textbf{truck} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4 panels
\item 
1.59 spoonful of crane
\item 
6 tires
\item 
3.37 ounces of driver
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Familiar ape
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{6 tires} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.59 spoonful of crane} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{3.15 spoonful of ashes of "tire"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.15 spoonful of ashes of "tire"} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.37 ounces of driver} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.59 spoonful of cooled crane} into the fireplace.
\item 
Feed \textbf{4 panels} to your familiar ape.
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{8.48 ounces of ashes of "ashes of "tire", driver and cooled crane"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Wait until your familiar ape poops. Receive \textbf{6.26 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "panel"}.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{8.48 ounces of ashes of "ashes of "tire", driver and cooled crane"} and \textbf{6.26 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "panel"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it might result in a \textbf{truck}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{Trust}How to make \textbf{trust} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
27.57 spoonful of disbeliever
\item 
3.96 spoonful of reliance
\item 
65 ideas of being secret
\item 
3 hopes
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Container
\item 
Screws
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Purify \textbf{3 hopes} with the purifier.
\item 
Let the container cool down.
\item 
Put \textbf{65 ideas of being secret} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Wait for a rather short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{65 cooled ideas of being secret} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 purified hopes} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 purified and cooled hopes} into the container.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{55.73 spoonful of ashes of "cooled being secret"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{6.65 ounces of container mixture "purified and cooled hope"}.
\item 
Use screws to join the \textbf{27.57 spoonful of disbeliever}, \textbf{3.96 spoonful of reliance}, \textbf{55.73 spoonful of ashes of "cooled being secret"} and \textbf{6.65 ounces of container mixture "purified and cooled hope"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{trust}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An upset}How to make an \textbf{upset} in 3 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 enrages
\item 
5 troubles
\item 
1 excitement
\item 
2 clear concepts of being ashamed
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Stone
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{1 excitement} with the stone.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{8 enrages}, \textbf{5 troubles}, \textbf{1 cracked excitement} and \textbf{2 clear concepts of being ashamed} together into the shape of a perfectly functional \textbf{upset}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{An upstairs}How to make an \textbf{upstairs} in 13 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
5.84 spoonful of downstairs
\item 
4.1 spoonful of attic
\item 
27 stairways
\item 
14.7 spoonful of balcony
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Hammer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Smash \textbf{5.84 spoonful of downstairs} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{14.7 spoonful of balcony} with the hammer.
\item 
Wait for 6 days.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.84 spoonful of smashed downstairs} into the fireplace.
\item 
Smash \textbf{27 stairways} with the hammer.
\item 
Hold \textbf{14.7 spoonful of cracked balcony} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{14.7 spoonful of cracked and slightly burned balcony} into the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{27 smashed stairways} into the fireplace.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.57 ounces of ashes of "smashed downstairs, cracked and slightly burned balcony and smashed stairway"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{4.1 spoonful of attic} and \textbf{1.57 ounces of ashes of "smashed downstairs, cracked and slightly burned balcony and smashed stairway"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in an \textbf{upstairs}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A vacancy}How to make a \textbf{vacancy} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
23.21 spoonful of motel
\item 
7.71 spoonful of occupation
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Bonfire
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.71 spoonful of occupation} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.71 spoonful of slightly burned occupation} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{23.21 spoonful of motel} and \textbf{7.71 spoonful of slightly burned and cooled occupation} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{vacancy}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A voyage}How to make a \textbf{voyage} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8 travels
\item 
3 journeys
\item 
9 maidens
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with clean water
\item 
Container
\item 
Pet hummingbird
\item 
Electric paint
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let your pet hummingbird sniff at \textbf{9 maidens}.
\item 
Feed \textbf{8 travels} to your pet hummingbird.
\item 
Dip \textbf{3 journeys} into the bucket with clean water.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9 maidens} into bits.
\item 
Put \textbf{3 wet journeys} into the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 sliced maidens} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced maiden"}.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{9.02 ounces of container mixture "wet journey"}.
\item 
Wait until your pet hummingbird poops. Receive \textbf{9.51 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "travel"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the electric paint.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{9.53 ounces of centrifuged mixture "sliced maiden"}, \textbf{9.02 ounces of container mixture "wet journey"} and \textbf{9.51 spoonful of a very dirty pile of "travel"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Obaltuor!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{voyage} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A walk}How to make a \textbf{walk} in 5 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
8.76 spoonful of foot
\item 
6 ideas of following
\item 
2.76 spoonful of legs
\item 
11 slownesses
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the vessel.
\item 
Wait for a short time.
\item 
Put \textbf{8.76 spoonful of foot} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{8.76 spoonful of cooled foot}, \textbf{6 ideas of following}, \textbf{2.76 spoonful of legs} and \textbf{11 slownesses} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{walk}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wallet}How to make a \textbf{wallet} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15.69 ounces of handbag
\item 
33.53 spoonful of pocketbook
\item 
14.03 spoonful of purse
\item 
2.29 ounces of pocket
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Saw
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{14.03 spoonful of purse} into the vessel.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Crack \textbf{33.53 spoonful of pocketbook} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{15.69 ounces of handbag} into the vessel.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{2.29 ounces of pocket} into bits.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the vessel to get the \textbf{1.22 ounces of vessel mixture "purse and handbag"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{33.53 spoonful of cracked pocketbook}, \textbf{2.29 ounces of sliced pocket} and \textbf{1.22 ounces of vessel mixture "purse and handbag"} together into the form of a perfectly functional \textbf{wallet}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wash}How to make a \textbf{wash} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
15.28 spoonful of sponge
\item 
9 starches
\item 
16.18 spoonful of hair
\item 
19 wipers
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ionised water
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Smash \textbf{16.18 spoonful of hair} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{15.28 spoonful of sponge} into the fireplace.
\item 
Dip \textbf{16.18 spoonful of smashed hair} into the bucket with ionised water.
\item 
Stir the vessel.
\item 
Hold \textbf{16.18 spoonful of smashed and wet hair} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 starches} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{5.64 ounces of ashes of "sponge"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{9 cooled starches}, \textbf{16.18 spoonful of smashed, wet and slightly burned hair}, \textbf{19 wipers} and \textbf{5.64 ounces of ashes of "sponge"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it could result in a \textbf{wash}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A way}How to make a \textbf{way} in 15 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
6.12 ounces of lifestyle
\item 
4.31 spoonful of direction
\item 
5.99 spoonful of course
\item 
9.47 spoonful of method
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Stone
\item 
Silverpoint pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{4.31 spoonful of direction} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Fan the flames of the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{6.12 ounces of lifestyle} into the container.
\item 
Purify \textbf{5.99 spoonful of course} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.47 spoonful of method} into the bonfire.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{9.0 ounces of centrifuged mixture "direction"}.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.0 ounces of centrifuged mixture "direction"} with the stone.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{1.96 ounces of container mixture "lifestyle"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{1.69 spoonful of ashes of "method"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the silverpoint pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{5.99 spoonful of purified course}, \textbf{9.0 ounces of smashed centrifuged mixture "direction"}, \textbf{1.96 ounces of container mixture "lifestyle"} and \textbf{1.69 spoonful of ashes of "method"} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Conles! Abus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{way} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A well-being}How to make a \textbf{well-being} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
92 welfares
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Bucket with liquid
\item 
Stone
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{92 welfares} into the bonfire.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.4 ounces of ashes of "welfare"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9.4 ounces of ashes of "welfare"} into the bucket with liquid.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet ashes of "welfare"} with the stone.
\item 
Smash \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet and cracked ashes of "welfare"} with the stone.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet, cracked and smashed ashes of "welfare"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet, cracked, smashed and slightly burned ashes of "welfare"} with the stone.
\item 
Hold \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet, crushed, smashed and slightly burned ashes of "welfare"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{9.4 ounces of wet, crushed, smashed and burned ashes of "welfare"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{well-being}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A when}How to make a \textbf{when} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
9 sinces
\item 
2.5 spoonful of where
\item 
7.94 ounces of what
\item 
1.62 spoonful of why
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Smash \textbf{7.94 ounces of what} with the hammer.
\item 
Crack \textbf{7.94 ounces of smashed what} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.94 ounces of smashed and cracked what} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Hold \textbf{2.5 spoonful of where} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Purify \textbf{2.5 spoonful of slightly burned where} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{1.62 spoonful of why} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Crack \textbf{2.5 spoonful of slightly burned and purified where} with the hammer.
\item 
Smash \textbf{2.5 spoonful of slightly burned, purified and cracked where} with the hammer.
\item 
Put \textbf{9 sinces} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{1.58 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed and cracked what"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{9 cooled sinces}, \textbf{2.5 spoonful of slightly burned, purified, cracked and smashed where}, \textbf{1.62 spoonful of cooled why} and \textbf{1.58 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "smashed and cracked what"} together into the form of a passable \textbf{when}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A white}How to make a \textbf{white} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
10 ideas of being foggy
\item 
2.07 ounces of napkin
\item 
1.48 spoonful of seagull
\item 
2.1 spoonful of maggot
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Mortar
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{2.07 ounces of napkin} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "napkin"}.
\item 
Put \textbf{2.1 spoonful of maggot} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Wait for an hour.
\item 
Crack \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "napkin"} with the mortar.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{7.09 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "maggot"}.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{10 ideas of being foggy}, \textbf{1.48 spoonful of seagull}, \textbf{3.11 spoonful of cracked centrifuged mixture "napkin"} and \textbf{7.09 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "maggot"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{white}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wick}How to make a \textbf{wick} in 8 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
44.71 ounces of candle
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Hammer
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Glue
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{44.71 ounces of candle} into the fireplace.
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.58 spoonful of ashes of "candle"} from the fireplace.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.58 spoonful of ashes of "candle"} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{9.58 spoonful of sliced ashes of "candle"} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.58 spoonful of sliced and purified ashes of "candle"} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Crack \textbf{9.58 spoonful of sliced, purified and cooled ashes of "candle"} with the hammer.
\item 
Use glue to join the \textbf{9.58 spoonful of sliced, purified, cooled and cracked ashes of "candle"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{wick}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wife}How to make a \textbf{wife} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
18.58 ounces of daughter
\item 
170 marriages
\item 
13.14 spoonful of boss
\item 
5.66 spoonful of nagger
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Container
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Familiar cat
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Heat the container.
\item 
Put \textbf{5.66 spoonful of nagger} into the bonfire.
\item 
Put \textbf{13.14 spoonful of boss} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{18.58 ounces of daughter} into the container.
\item 
Pet your familiar cat.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{7.06 spoonful of container mixture "daughter"}.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boss"}.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.06 spoonful of ashes of "nagger"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{170 marriages}, \textbf{7.06 spoonful of container mixture "daughter"}, \textbf{3.73 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "boss"} and \textbf{9.06 spoonful of ashes of "nagger"} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{wife}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A winding}How to make a \textbf{winding} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
23.94 ounces of curve
\item 
7.17 spoonful of road
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{7.17 spoonful of road} briefly into the fireplace to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{23.94 ounces of curve} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a line into the circle and place \textbf{23.94 ounces of cooled curve} and \textbf{7.17 spoonful of slightly burned road} on each end.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Cochlea!"
\item 
Reluctantly, a \textbf{winding} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A winner}How to make a \textbf{winner} in 9 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
49.5 spoonful of award
\item 
9.98 ounces of trophy
\item 
2.72 spoonful of reward
\item 
10 candidates
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Vessel
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Saw
\item 
Bucket with liquid
\item 
Crayon
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{10 candidates} into bits.
\item 
Eat \textbf{9.98 ounces of trophy}.
\item 
Let the vessel cool down.
\item 
Dip \textbf{10 sliced candidates} into the bucket with liquid.
\item 
Put \textbf{49.5 spoonful of award} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the crayon.
\item 
Draw a triangle into the circle and place \textbf{49.5 spoonful of cooled award}, \textbf{2.72 spoonful of reward} and \textbf{10 sliced and wet candidates} on each corner.
\item 
Chant the following spell: "Triremitta choratus acata, caprinuus! Conmolesco decessivus!"
\item 
Slowly, a \textbf{winner} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wit}How to make a \textbf{wit} in 12 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
34 out foxes
\item 
9.73 ounces of dimness
\item 
7.11 ounces of charm
\item 
6 clear concepts of being clever
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Mortar
\item 
Container
\item 
Fountain pen
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Crack \textbf{6 clear concepts of being clever} with the mortar.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.73 ounces of dimness} into the bonfire.
\item 
Hold \textbf{34 out foxes} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{7.11 ounces of charm} into the container.
\item 
Crack \textbf{6 cracked clear concepts of being clever} with the mortar.
\item 
Purify \textbf{34 slightly burned out foxes} with the purifier.
\item 
Retrieve the \textbf{9.51 spoonful of ashes of "dimness"} from the bonfire.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the container to get the \textbf{7.78 spoonful of container mixture "charm"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the fountain pen.
\item 
Draw a cross into the circle and place \textbf{34 slightly burned and purified out foxes}, \textbf{6 crushed clear concepts of being clever}, \textbf{9.51 spoonful of ashes of "dimness"} and \textbf{7.78 spoonful of container mixture "charm"} on each corner.
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Intone the following spell: "Subticius consis!"
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Reluctantly, a \textbf{wit} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{A witness}How to make a \textbf{witness} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
1.71 spoonful of character
\item 
7 evidences
\item 
48.26 spoonful of testimony
\item 
12.47 spoonful of expert
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Purifier
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Saw
\item 
Charcoal pencil
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{1.71 spoonful of character} into bits.
\item 
Purify \textbf{48.26 spoonful of testimony} with the purifier.
\item 
Put \textbf{12.47 spoonful of expert} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Put \textbf{48.26 spoonful of purified testimony} into the cauldron.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{9.89 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified testimony"}.
\item 
Draw a magic circle on the floor using the charcoal pencil.
\item 
Draw a square into the circle and place \textbf{1.71 spoonful of sliced character}, \textbf{7 evidences}, \textbf{12.47 spoonful of cooled expert} and \textbf{9.89 ounces of cauldron mixture "purified testimony"} on each corner.
\item 
Whisper the following spell: "Controlesco ion confectio! Clatio suarie advertus fens cator!"
\item 
Suddendly, a \textbf{witness} will appear inside the circle.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{A women}How to make a \textbf{women} in 6 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.61 spoonful of men
\item 
9.67 spoonful of guys
\item 
1 compassion
\item 
9.42 ounces of dignity
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Saw
\item 
Freezer
\item 
Container
\item 
Bucket with ice-cold water
\item 
Fireplace
\item 
Tape
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Fan the flames of the fireplace.
\item 
Put \textbf{9.42 ounces of dignity} into the freezer for a while.
\item 
Dip \textbf{9.42 ounces of cooled dignity} into the bucket with ice-cold water.
\item 
Stir the container.
\item 
Use the saw to slice \textbf{9.67 spoonful of guys} into bits.
\item 
Use tape to join the \textbf{4.61 spoonful of men}, \textbf{9.67 spoonful of sliced guys}, \textbf{1 compassion} and \textbf{9.42 ounces of cooled and wet dignity} together into the shape of a passable \textbf{women}.
\end{enumerate}
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\section{A workout}How to make a \textbf{workout} in 11 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.77 spoonful of excise
\item 
47.46 spoonful of gym
\item 
27.92 ounces of exercise
\item 
40.34 spoonful of fitness
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bonfire
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Hold \textbf{27.92 ounces of exercise} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Put \textbf{3.77 spoonful of excise} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Put \textbf{40.34 spoonful of fitness} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{79.62 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "excise and fitness"}.
\item 
Hold \textbf{79.62 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "excise and fitness"} briefly into the bonfire to burn them a bit.
\item 
Stir the cauldron.
\item 
Let the cauldron cool down.
\item 
Heat the cauldron.
\item 
Fold the \textbf{47.46 spoonful of gym}, \textbf{27.92 ounces of slightly burned exercise} and \textbf{79.62 spoonful of slightly burned centrifuged mixture "excise and fitness"} together using advanced origami techniques.
\item 
If you've done it correctly, it should result in a \textbf{workout}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A wrestling}How to make a \textbf{wrestling} in 7 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
4.88 spoonful of arena
\item 
3.63 spoonful of mat
\item 
35.88 spoonful of olympics
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Bucket with ionised liquid
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Eat \textbf{3.63 spoonful of mat}.
\item 
Wait for a second.
\item 
Dip \textbf{4.88 spoonful of arena} into the bucket with ionised liquid.
\item 
Grind a little bit of hair from a president to dust and add it. It's not strictly needed, but doesn't hurt I guess?
\item 
Wait for a long time.
\item 
Dump the \textbf{4.88 spoonful of wet arena} and \textbf{35.88 spoonful of olympics} into a pile on the floor.
\item 
Wait until they magically transform into a \textbf{wrestling}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\section{A yes}How to make a \textbf{yes} in 10 easy steps:

\subsection{Materials}\begin{itemize}
\item 
3.0 ounces of responder
\item 
32 acknowledgments
\item 
2.37 ounces of sureness
\item 
36 clear concepts of permit
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Tools}\begin{itemize}
\item 
Centrifuge
\item 
Cauldron
\item 
Familiar dog
\item 
Nails
\end{itemize}
\subsection{Instructions}\begin{enumerate}
\item 
Put \textbf{32 acknowledgments} into the rotating centrifuge.
\item 
Pet your familiar dog.
\item 
Let your familiar dog lick \textbf{36 clear concepts of permit}.
\item 
Put \textbf{36 licked clear concepts of permit} into the cauldron.
\item 
Feed \textbf{3.0 ounces of responder} to your familiar dog.
\item 
Pour out the mixture from the cauldron to get the \textbf{194.36 spoonful of cauldron mixture "licked permit"}.
\item 
Speed up the centrifuge.
\item 
Stop the centrifuge and retrieve the \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "acknowledgment"}.
\item 
Wait until your familiar dog poops. Receive \textbf{1.29 ounces of a very dirty pile of "responder"}.
\item 
Use nails to join the \textbf{2.37 ounces of sureness}, \textbf{194.36 spoonful of cauldron mixture "licked permit"}, \textbf{3.11 spoonful of centrifuged mixture "acknowledgment"} and \textbf{1.29 ounces of a very dirty pile of "responder"} together into the form of a usable \textbf{yes}.
\end{enumerate}
\newpage
\end{document}