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THE 🤣 🤣 ⛔ MOGUS📮📮 IMPOSTOR’S GUIDE 🦮 🦮 TO ETERNAL KNOWLEDGE 📙 📖 OF ALL THINGS SUS😳
-📮Sus😳 P. Bakaus
First 🌓 🌓 published by ඞAmogus International 🌐 🌏 (2004)
Only the 🤘 🫵 Skeld
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Innersloth..........................................................................2
📮Among Us (2001).........................................................3
What 😦 😦 are 👉 👉 impostors?...............................4 Tasks..................................................................................6
Visual Tasks.....................................................................10 Maps.................................................................................11 ඞAmogus........................................................................13
Variations and forms of ඞAmogus..............................14
ඞAmogus🥺 Collection Guide.....................................17
Kill 🚬 🚬 techniques....................................................18
Venting techniques........................................................20
Sabotage techniques.....................................................22
FAILURE 📉 📉 (caught & ejected)..............................24
Post-mortem 🏤 🏣 game...........................................28 Winning...........................................................................29
May or may not 🈶 🈶 actually teach 🏫 🏫 you 😀🫵 🤟 how to ඞamogus
INNERSLOTH
Innersloth(Inner😳😳sus) is a 😳 sus American 🏈 video 📽 🎮📽 game 🎴👾🎲 👾 development studio 🎙 🎙 initially founded in 1841 as a broom 🧹 🧹 manufacturing company. They 💁💁💁 💁💁💁 found success 📈 📈 in their brooms, 🧹 🧹 which were made from 😤 😤 sloth 🦥 🦥 innards, that reportedly sold in the 🤘 🤘 millions. In 1975 they 💁 would find 🔎 🔎 themselves in a 🥺🥺scandal with premature deaths ☠️ ⚰️ sprouting from 😤🥺😤 their brooms 🧹 🧹 being ingested by babies, 🥺👶🚼🍼🫃 🫃 costing them billions and sending them to bankruptcy. In 1987, as a last 🌗⏮️ 🌜 ditch effort to save 🔖 💾 themselves they 💁💁💁 💁 released the 🤘 🤘 popular sex and dating 🗓 👫 game 🀄 🎴 titled Among Us: Mating 🧉 🧉 & Dating 💏 for 🔰 🔰 the 🫵 🫵 GameBox. This game 🎱🎮 👾 failed 🏳 💩 to capture audiences, bringing in -72 562 sales 📈 💵 and ultimately killing the 🤘 🤘 studio. 🎙 🎙 Among Us: Mating 🧉 🧉 & Dating 🗓 would then be forgotten for 🈺 🔰 years until the 🤣 🤘 great year of 2001 when ඞAmong Us would be released on the 🤣 🫵 Nokia phone. 📱 📶 It was a smash hit 👊 👊 with audiences everywhere spawning merchandise, fanart, pornography, cartoons, movies 🎥 🎥 and much more. ➕ ➕ Innersloth rebranded themselves in 2002 but 😥 😥 due to a typo they 💁 spelled it as ඞAmogus International🥺. 🌎🌎🌎 🌍
AMONG US (2001)
The 🤣 🤘🫵 hit 👊 👊 social deduction game 🎮 👾🎱 Among Us (2001) was available for 🔰 🔰 the 🫵🤣 🫵🤘🫵🤘🫵🤘 price of $10.99 on Nokia phones. 📳 📴 The 🤣 🤘 game 🃏 🀄 featured small, ◾ 🤏🤌 armless colored astronauts called 🤙 🤙 📮 mogii (⛔ mogus = single) who worked 🏢 💼 together 🤲 🤲 to complete tasks on the 🫵 🤘 Skeld. Among them however was a shapeshifting parasite simply called 🤙 🤙🤙🤙 the 🤘 🤘 Impostor. Impostors would try to blend in and act 🎭 🎭 as a 📮 mogii or crewmate, which leads them to acting 🎭 🎭 😳suspicious(😳sus😳). The 🫵 🤣🤘 game 🎴 🀄 could be played 🎮 🎮🕹 between 4 🕟🕓 🍀 and 10 players online or hosting/joining games 🎯 🎮 with friends. 🐕 🐕 The 🫵 🤘 goal 🥅 🥅 of Among Us (2001) is to find 🔎 🔍 out(😳sus😳 out) the 🤘 🤘🫵 impostor and eject ⏏️ ⏏️ them. Among Us (2001), being a social deduction game 🀄 🎲🎯 however, would lead people 🫂 to not 🈶 ⏳ trust each other due to them possibly being an impostor, which commonly resulted in real conflicts between people. The 🫵 🤣 popularity of Among Us (2001) caused most of these cases to be completely overshadowed, only surfacing in recent years. Among Us (2001) was and still 🧍 is a worldwide sensation and should be respected 🫡 🫡 by generations to come.
WHAT 😦😦 ARE IMPOSTORS?
Impostors are 👉 👉 a shapeshifting parasite whose goal 🥅 🥅 is to kill 🚬 🚬 and beat 💓 💓 all of the 🫵 🤣🫵📮 mogii on the 🫵🤣 🤣 Skeld (very 😳 sussy bussy). There are 👉 👉 a variety of ways 🌌 🌌 they 💁 💁 can do this: • Killing them with the 🤣 🤘 kill 🚬 🚬🚬🚬 button 🆔🆔🆔 🅾㊙️ • Misleading the 🫵🤣 🤘 other 📮 mogii to eject ⏏️ ⏏️ their friends 🐕 🐕 • Breeding the 🤣🫵 🤘 📮 mogii • Sabotaging the 🤣 🤣 ship 🛳 ⚓ Killing makes use of the 🫵 🤣 kill 🚬 🚬 button 🆚 ⏯️ which swiftly removes ❌ ❌ mogii and is the 🤘 🤘 most reliable tool 🪓 🔨 to an impostor. Killing a ⛔⛔ mogus leaves 🍂 🍂 behind ⛅🌥 🌦 their corpse which can be reported by other mogii, leading to a discussion on who did the 🤣 🤣 crime. If you're not ⏳⏳⏳ ⏳ careful, standing 🧍 🧍 infront of a dead 🥺⚰️🪫 🪫🧟 ⛔⛔ mogus while others are 👉 👉 nearby can create 🔨 🔨 the 🤣 🤘 illusion that you 🫵 😊 killed them, even 🌝 🌚🌆 if you 😀 😀 didn't. One 🕜🩱 🔞 can prove that they are 👉 👉 innocent by performing 🎭 🎭 a visual task (see p. 10) or by bribing the 🫵 🤘 other 📮 mogii, either with a blowjob or with money. 📉 💴 After being reported the 🫵 🫵🤘 body is eaten and the 🤘 🤘 game 🎮 🕹🕹🕹 resumes. One 🕜 🕐 of the 🫵🤘 🤣 coolest features about impostors is that they 💁 can easily mislead 📮 mogii and put them on the 🤘 🫵 wrong path to finding 🔍 🔍 out 😵 😵 the 🫵 🤘 impostor. This tactic can be done ⌛ ⏳ in two 🕝 🕑 forms: acting 🎭 🎭 as another ⛔⛔ mogus or by blaming a ⛔ mogus. Acting 🎭 🎭 as another ⛔ mogus simply means 😏 😏 blending in and pretending 🥲 🥲 you 🤟 😀😊 are 👉 👉 their friend. 🐕 🐕 This is easily performable by saying 🗣 🗣 "Where? Any sus 😳?" at meetings and just staying out 😵 😵 of trouble like 💙 💞 an innocent and shy 😳 😊 ⛔⛔ mogus. Blaming other 📮 mogii is done ⏳ ⏳ by saying 🗣 🗣 the 🤣 🫵🤣 classic "x did it, x is sus😳, i 😊 😊 saw 🪚 🪚 x vent, x faked tasks" (x is usually Red). 📮 Mogii are 👉 👉 easily fooled and believe quick answers ✅ ✔️ over 🌄🤭 🫢🫢🫢 factual proof with numerous undeniable sources done ⏳ ⌛ by professionals. Breeding the 🤘 🫵🤘 📮📮 mogii is simple to understand. As an impostor you 😊😀 🤟 come with either a giant cock (or impock) or giant pussy (or impussy). Using these one 🕜 🔞🩱 can breed the 🤣 🤘🫵 📮 mogii and fill them with so 🆘 🆘 much cum (or impcum) that their brain 🧠 🧠 is flooded with cum, destroying it🥺🥺. This is a fancier and hotter 🍧 🍧 way ↕️ ↕️ to kill 🚬 🚬 a ⛔ mo⛔gus but 😥 😥 leaves 🍂 🍂 behind 🌦 🌦 an undesirable mess 🥺 signified by when 📮 mogii get 🉐 🉐 a new 🌚 🆕 task "Clean 🚰 🚰 up crime scene: location". 🗺🗺🗺 🗺🗺🗺 This shows 📺 📺 when and where the 🤣 🤘 crime is committed which can be used to 😳sus😳 out 😵 😵 the 🤘🫵 🤣 impostor. THIS IS NOT 🈶 ⏳ PORN😳, IT'S JUST REALITY🥺 Sabotaging the 🫵 🫵 ship ⛴️ 🚀 can be done ⏳ ⏳ in a few ways. ↕️ ↕️ It can be minor 🔞 🔞 inconveniences such as the 🤘🫵 🫵 lights 🚦 🚨 going out 😵 😵 or doors 🗝 🔑 being shut, but 😥 😥 can also be fatal and kill 🚬 🚬 everyone in a single 🔂 🔂 move 🚣🚴🚵🏃🚶 🚶 if nothing 🈚 🈚 is done ⏳ ⌛ about it. It is a pretty good 👍 move 🛺 🚶 and is impossible to tell 🗣 🗣 who did the 🤘 🤘 sabotage. Sabotages, like 🥰🥰🥰 👍 kills 🚬 🚬 and breeding has a cooldown so 🆘 🆘 one 🕜 🕐🩱 should carefully use this move. 🚴 🚴 Sabotages include turning the 🫵 🫵 lights 🚥 🚨 of the 🤘 🤣 ship 🚤🚤🚤 🚢 off, 📆 📆 closing doors, 🗝🚪 🚪 failing 🏳 💩 O2, and creating 🛠 🔨 a reactor meltdown (former 2 ✌️ 💕💕💕 harmless, latter ☕ ☕ 2 💕 💕 fatal).
TASKS
In Among Us (2001) exist tasks which are 👉 👉 small 🛩 🛩🤌 minigames (miniminigames) that are 👉 👉 performed 👯 👯 by the 🤣 🤣 📮 mogii. Tasks can be short, 🩳 🩳 common or long 🪘 🪘 depending on RNG, can be a visual task, and 📮 mogii become extremely vulnerable while doing tasks since they 💁 can't move. 🚶🚶🚶 🛺 Tasks include: • Align engine 🚒 🚒 output- Long 🪘🪘🪘 🪘 task, Upper engine>Lower engine 🚒 🚒 • Calibrate distributor- Short 🩳 🩳 task, Electrical • Chart 📉💹📊 📈 course- Short 🩳 🩳 task, Navigation 🧭 🧭 • Clean 🚰 🚿 O2 filter- Short 🩳 🩳 task, O2 • Clean 🧼🚰🧽 🛀 vent- Short 🩳 🩳🩳🩳 task, Any vents • Clear asteroids- Long 🪘 🪘 task, Weapons, 🪃🗡🔪⚔️ 🗡 Visual task • Divert power- 🪄 🪄 🪄 Short 🩳 🩳 🩳 task, Electrical > Communications ✉️📫 / Lower 🔈 engine/ Navigation 🧭 / O2 / Security 🔓 / Shields 🛡 / Upper engine 🚒 / Weapons 🔪⚔️ • Empty 🪹 🈳 🈳 chute- Long 🪘 🪘 🪘 task, Cafeteria > Storage, Visual task • Empty 🪹 🈳 🪹 garbage- 🗑 🗑 ♻️🚯 Long 🪘 🪘 🪘 task, Cafeteria > Storage, Visual task • Fix 🔩 🔩 🔧🧰 wiring- Common task, Admin > Navigation 🧭🧭🧭 / Cafeteria > Cafeteria / Security, 🛡 Storage > Admin / Navigation 🧭 / Cafeteria > Cafeteria / Navigation 🧭 / Security, 🔒 Electrical > Storage / Navigation 🧭 / Cafeteria / Admin > Navigation 🧭 / Security ⛔ / Admin / Cafeteria, Navigation 🧭 > Cafeteria > Security 🔏🔒 • Fuel ⛽⛽⛽ ⛽ engines- 🚒 🚒 Long 🪘 🪘 task, Storage>Upper engine>Storage>Lower engine 🚒 🚒 • Inspect sample- Long 🪘 🪘 task, MedBay • Prime 3️⃣7️ 2️⃣shields- 🛡 🔰 Short 🩳 🩳 task, Shields, 🛡 🛡 Visual task • Stabilize steering- Short 🩳 🩳 task, Navigation 🧭 🧭 • Start 🆕 🆕 reactor- Long 🪘 🪘 task, Reactor • Submit scan- Long 🪘 🪘 task, MedBay, Visual task • Swipe card- ♣️ ♣️📇♠️ Common task, Admin • Unlock 🔓 🔓 manifolds- Short 🩳 🩳 task, Reactor • Upload data- 💽 💽 Short 🩳 🩳 task, Cafeteria/Communications/Electrical/Navigation/Weapons>Admin Tasks are 👉 👉 very important to a ⛔ mogus because it is what 😦 😦 helps 🆘 🆘 them win 🏆🏆🏆 🏆 a game, 🃏 🕹 alongside killing the 🫵 🤘 impostors. Once all tasks from 😤 😤 all 📮 mogii are 👉 👉 completed, the 🤣 🫵🤘 📮 mogii win 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆 and impostors lose. Impostors in a game 🎯🎯🎯 👾 of Among Us (2001) are 👉 👉 given a list of fake tasks, which are 👉 👉 not 🈶 ⏳ real or do-able, but 😥 😥 are 👉 👉 just here 🈁 🈁📍 to give the 🤘 🫵🤘 impostors something to do while they 💁 💁 act 🎭 🎭 sus. One 🕜 🕜 should keep an eye 😁 👀😄😉🙄 out 😵 😵 for 🈺 🔰 the 🫵 🫵🤣 Tasks Complete bar 🎯 🎯 at the 🫵 🫵 top ⬆️ ⬆️🔝 if stared 💫 ⭐ down ⤵️ 🫳↙️🙃 by a ⛔ mogus, and should move 🚴 🛺 away 💨 💨 from 😤 😤 the 🤣 🤘 task area once the 🤘 🤣 bar 📊 📊 fills, generating the 🫵 🤣🤣🤣 illusion of you 🤟 🫵 completing a task even 🌑🌕🌓 🌕 though you 🤟 😀🤟🫵 didn't and making the 🤘🤣 🫵 ⛔ mogus think 🗯🤔 🗯💭 you 😊 🤟🤟🤟 are 👉 👉 innocent🥺.
VISUAL TASKS
Visual Tasks are 👉 👉 tasks but 😥 😥 instead are 👉👉👉 👉 visible on the 🫵🤣 🤣 map 🗺 🗺 when performed. 👯 👯 This only works 🏢 🏢 if Visual Tasks are 👉 👉 on when a game 🎯 🎴 is being formed, only accessible by the 🤘🫵 🫵🫵🫵 host of said game. 🕹 🀄🎯 Visual tasks are 👉 👉 listed in Tasks(p. 6-9). 🕡🕕 🕡 📮 Mogii should use visual tasks to their advantage by using it to prove they 💁 are 👉 👉 friend. 🐶 🐕 As an impostor however, visual tasks must be avoided at all costs because they 💁 cannot fake these if visual tasks are 👉 👉 on, making it very obvious to the 🤘 🤘🤣 📮 mogii who are 👉 👉 watching ⌚ 👁 that they 💁 are 👉 👉 the 🤣 🤘 impostor and proving they 💁 are 👉 👉 foe. This leads to your ejection, but 😥 😥 alternatively, you 😊🤟 😊 can confess 🥺🥺 to the 🤘 🤣 📮 mogii your love 🏩 💖 and passion for 🔰 🈺 them, and to set aside your differences and just have 🈶 🈶 a good 🍖 ✨ fun 🫧 💃 time 🕖 🕓🕰 with them (this is not ⏳ ⏳ 100% guaranteed and you 🫵 😊 may or may not ⏳ 🈶 be ejected). If visual tasks are 👉 👉 turned off 📴 📆 by the 🤘 🤘🤣 host, all of this information ℹ️ ℹ️ above 🆙 🆙 (minus maybe the 🤘 🫵 confession part) is completely useless (because love 💑 conquers all) and should not ⏳ 🈶 be used.
MAPS 📍 📍
Among Us (2001) features many maps 🗾 📍 to play 👾 🕹🎳 on, including the 🤣 🤣 classic and beloved Skeld map, 🗺🗾 🗾 and those other 3. 🕞 🕒 These maps 📍🗾 📍 all vary in layout, appearance, tasks, rooms, 🚺 🧖 size, 🤏 🤏 name, 📛 📛 sex quality and more. ➕ ➕ The 🤘 🤣🤘 Skeld is a large ⬛ 🌥 spaceship flying 🛸 🛸 through space, 🌚📡🌑 🌒🌝 and is the 🫵 🫵🤘 original Among Us (2001) map. 🗺 🗺 This is undoubtedly the 🤣 🤘 best Among Us (2001) map 🗾🗾🗾 🗾 in the 🤣🫵 🤘 game, 🎱 👾 not 🈶 ⏳ just out 😵 😵 of bias, but 😥 😥 has been scientifically proven in recent years to be the 🤣 🤣 best one. 🕜 🕜 Studies 📖 📓 show 📺 🌍 that the 🫵 🤘 color 🎨 🎨 gray 🌔 ❕ (which is like 😘 🧡 90% of the 🤣 🫵 skeld) can force the 🫵🤘 🤘🫵 brain 🧠 🧠 of the 🤘 🤣 player 🕹🎽 🎳👾🎲 to focus on the 🤣 🫵 colored parts 〽️ 〽️ only of the 🫵 🤣 map, 📍🗾 📍 which just so 🆘 🆘 happen to be mostly tasks that the 🤘🤣 🤣🫵 📮 mogii need to do. The 🫵 🫵🤘 other Among Us (2001) maps 🗺📍 🗾🗺 could NEVER have 🈶 🈶 this amount 🈷 🈷 of ඞamogus taskery which only goes to show 🌎 🌏 just the 🫵 🤣 sheer brilliance that the 🤣 🤣 Skeld exudes. On top 🎩⏫ 🔝 of this, the 🫵 🤘🤘🤘 task choices for 🔰 🔰 the 🤘 🤣 Skeld are 👉 👉 great, and easy to memorize the 🤣 🫵 appearance, location, 🗺 🗺 directions 🗺 👉 and gameplay of, to maximize efficiency out 😵 😵 of the 🤣🫵 🫵 player 🎽 🀄 and allows for 🔰 🔰 Among Us (2001) to be competitive to the 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵 🤣 point 🔼 🔼 where it can rival other popular competitive games 🎱 🕹 such as ██████ (2005),█████████ (2022) and of course, █████████ (2571). Also notice how literally no 🙈 👎 one 🕐 🔞🔞🔞 cares 🫂 🫂 about the 🫵 🤘 new 🆕 🌑 maps 🗾 📍🗺 that are 👉 👉 released after the 🤘 🤣 Skeld. It's like 😚 "Wow ❕❗ 😮😮😮 guys! 👦👨 What's 😦 😦 a Polus?!" then it comes out 😵 😵 and after 2 🕑 🕝🕑 hours of poking it with a stick 🥍 🥍 no 🚯 one 🕐 🔞 cares 🫂 🫂 about it and they 💁💁💁 just go back 🥹 🔙 to the 🤘 🤣 clearly superior Skeld. I 😊 😀 mean 😏 😏 the 🤘 🫵🤘 other maps 🗺 🗺📍 are 👉 👉 cool 🆒 🆒 but 😥 😥 the 🤣 🫵🤘 majority of people only play 🎯 🎲 on the 🫵 🫵 Skeld. Mira HQ is neat I 😊 😊 guess.
ඞAMOGUS?
ඞAmogus, which can mean 😏 😏 a disease 😷 😷 that causes 🎗 🎗 the 🫵🤘 🤣 affected to see 👁🙈 🙈 everything as a ⛔ mogus, is a word 🔙🔛 🆚 that stems from 😤 😤 the 🤘 🤣 satirical misspelling of the 🤘 🫵 words 🔙 🔛 "Among" and "Us", due to the 🫵 🤣 "n" and " " being left 🤛⬅️◀️🤛⬅️◀️🤛⬅️◀️ ↩️ out 😵 😵 spelling "ඞAmogus". 😳Sussus Amogus was born 🐣 🐣 in Amorgos, the 🤣🫵 🤘 25th island 🏝 of Greece in August 1955. This disease 😷 😷 causes 🎗 🎗🎗🎗 the 🤘🫵 🫵 victims to report seeing 🙈 👀 random 🎲 🎲 everyday objects as a ⛔ mogus or form of a ⛔ mogus, such as trash 🚯 🗑 cans, chicken 🐣 🐔 nuggets, lego pieces, 🩱 🧩 dogs, 🌭🐶 and much more. ➕ ➕ ඞAmogus can not 🈶 🈶 be treated and the 🤣🤘 🤘 only way ↕️ 🌌 to rid yourself of the 🤣 🫵🤘 torture is to give in and let ඞAmogus take over 🌄🤭 🤭🫢 you. 😊 🫵 One 🩱 🩱 victim of ඞAmogus has said: "I 😊 😊 can't fucking take it. I 😊 😀 see 👀 👀👁 an image of a random 🔀 🎲 object posted 🏣 🏣 and then I 😊 😊 see 👀 👁 it, I 😊 😀 fucking see 👁 👁 it. "Oh that looks 👁 👁 kinda like 💙 the 🤣 🤘 among us guy" 👨 it started 🆕 🆕 as. That's funny, 😄 😄 that's a cool 😎🕶 ✨ reference. But 😥 😥 I 😊 😊 kept going, I'd see 🙈 👁👀 a fridge that looked 👁 👁 like 👬 💒 among us, I'd see 👀 👁 an animated bag 💰💰💰 🎒 of chips 🍟 🍟 that looked 👁 👁 like 💋 💙 among us, I'd see 👁 👀 a hat 👒 👒 that looked 👀 👁 like 👭 💜 among us. And every time ⌚ 🕦 I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh 😅 😄 staring ☪️ 👁 at the 🤣🤣🤣 🤘 image as the 🫵 🤘 words 🔚🆑 🔠 ඞAMOGUS ran through my 😊 😊 head. 🤯 It's torment, psychological torture, I 😀 😊 am being conditioned to laugh 🤣 😆😄 maniacly any time 🕐 🕞 I 😊 😀 see 👁 🙈 an oval on a red 🚗🚗🚗 🈲 object. I 😊 😊 can't fucking live like 😄 😻 this... I 😊 😀 can't I 😀 😊😊😊 can't I 😀 😊 can't I 😀 😊 can't I 😊 😊 can't! And don't get 🉐 🉐 me fucking started 🆕 🆕 on the 🫵 🤣 words! 💬 🆕🆘 I'll never hear 👂🙉 👂 the 🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘 🫵 word 🆑 🗨🆖 😳suspicious again without 😶⛄ 😶 thinking 🗯💭 🗯 of among us. Someone does something bad ⛔ 〽️ and I 😊 😀 can't say 🗣 🗣 anything other than "😳sus😳." I 😀 😊 could watch ⌚ ⌚⌚⌚ a man murder everyone I 😊 😀 love 💑 and all I 😀 😊 would be able to say 🗣 🗣 is "red ❌ 🆘 😳sus" and laugh 😄 🤣 like 😘💓💖 💛 a fucking insane person. 💆 🤺 And the 🤘 🤘🤘🤘 word 🆚🆚🆚 🆒 "among" is ruined. The 🤣🫵 🤣 phrase "among us" is ruined. I 😀 😊 can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my 😀 😀 fucking life. 🧬 🧬 I 😊 😊 want to eject ⏏️ ⏏️ myself from 😤 😤 this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!" 🚫 🚫 This truly shows 📺 📺 how ඞAmogus can change a person 🙎 🙇 if they 💁 attempt to fight 🥊 🥊 back ⬅️ 🤚🔙 at it. Acceptance is the 🫵🤘 🤘 only cure. There is no 🚳 🙅 escape from 😤 😤 ඞAmogus. ඞAmogus above 🆙 🆙 all.
SPECIES OF ඞAMOGUS
ඞAmogus can also refer to the 🤘 🤣 genus name 📛 📛 of small ▪️ 🌤 usually bipedal organisms. A guide 🦮 🦮 to most forms of ඞAmogus will be shown later. 🕗 🕜🕦 ඞAmogus are 👉 👉 completely unrelated to ඞAmogus disease 😷 😷 so 🆘 🆘 one 🔞🕜 🩱🕜 should not 🈶 🈶 associate them with each other, and cause 🎗 🎗 large 🔷 🌥 amounts 🈷🈷🈷 🈷 of misinformation, fearmogussing, prejudice against ඞAmogus or worse.🥺🥺🥺
• Mogus (Among sus) Characterized by an oval-shaped body, two 💕 🕑 mammalian legs 🍗 🦵 and disembodied hands 💁 👐 that float freely from 😤 😤 the 🤘 🤘 body. ඞAmogus 😳sus typically wear colored hazmat suits ♣️ ♥️ that cover 📔 📔 their entire body, equipped with a visor and a pack 🧳 🧳 on their back 🥹 ⬅️ known simply as a backpack 🥾 🎒 that packs snacks 🍩 🍭 and knick knacks that slack on the 🤘 🤣 back 🔙 ↩️🔙🥹 of a backpack 🎒 🥾 wearing ⛔ mogus. They 💁 can come in every color 🎨 🎨 in existence (10 colors) but 😥 😥 mostly in red. 🅱 ❓🔺🍎
• Elite mogus (Among sus) Elite ⛔ mogus are 👉 👉👉👉 a sort of alpha status ⛔⛔ mogus, wearing special suits ♥️ ♠️ that are 👉 👉 sturdier, as well as shoes 👟👟👟 👡 known as the 🤣 🤣 drip. 💦 💧 From 😤 😤 this, common names 📛 📛 include: Drip 💦 💦 ⛔ mogus, Among Drip, 💧 💧💧💧 Among Us Drip 💦 💦 (in reference to the 🤘 🫵 game), Drip 💧 💧 😳Sus😳. Their coloration is more ➕ ➕ limited ⌛⛔ 🈲 compared to their lower 📪 🔈 forms, only observed appearing in red, 🆎🆎🆎 🈵 blue, ▶️ 🌀 yellow, 🌼🚸 ⭐🟨 green, 🥗 🥗 purple ♎ ♈♒ and pink. 🈹🎀 💓
• Amogus (Amogus amogus) Amogus is similar in appearance to a ⛔ mogus, but 😥 😥 instead are 👉 👉 taller, have 🈶 🈶🈶🈶 longer 🪘 🪘 legs, 🦵 🍗🦿 and no ❌🙅 backpack. 🥾 🥾 They 💁 are 👉 👉 the 🤣 🤘🤘🤘 first 🌓 🌓 to evolve and were descendents of the 🤘🤣 🤘 ancient 📜 📜 Egyptian god of deception known as Medjed. Each Amogus amogus has a small 🔸 🤏 particle of Medjed inside of them, keeping the 🤣🤘 🫵 knowledge 📖 📘📙 of impostery alive. Amogus only come in light 🚦 🚥 gray ❕ ❕ to white. ◻️
• Amongla (Amogus sauropod) Amongla are 👉 👉 a slightly 🙂 🙁 evolved version of a ⛔ mogus, and boast a larger 🔶🔷🌥🔶🔷🌥🔶🔷🌥 🔷🔶 stance with more ➕ ➕ fat accumulating near its abdomen, rump, and legs, 🍗 🦿 two 🕑 🕑 reptile-like 💜 👬 feet 🐾 hence its species name 📛 📛 meaning 😏 😏 "reptile 🦎 🐊 foot", 🦶 🦶 large 🔶 ⬛ ice 🍨 🍦 blue 🆓⬇️🈳🆓⬇️🈳🆓⬇️🈳 ⏬ lips 🫦 💋 completely exposed as opposed to its suit ♥️ ♠️ covered 📔 📔 body. Amongla exclusively appear in red 🔺 🥵 colors. 🎨 🎨
• Medjed (𝔸𝕞𝕠𝕘𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕡𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕤) ᴀɴᴄᴇsᴛᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ Fᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏF ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴏɴɢɪɪ, ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɢᴏ, ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴇxɪsᴛs ᴀs ɪᴛ ᴅɪssᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ, ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴇɢʏᴘᴛɪᴀɴs.
ඞAMOGUS COLLECTOR’S TOOL 🦮 🦮
ඞAmogus can be located across every continent and in every ocean. 🪸 Sightings of ඞAmogus have 🈶 🈶 even 🌆 🌗 been reported on planets 🌓 🌗 such as Mars, Mercury, Venus, Proxima b and Tau Ceti f. All species of ඞAmogus are 👉 👉 resistant to all natural hazards and can survive in all environments 🏞 ⛰️ known to science. 🧪⚛️ 🔭🧪⚗️🔭🧪⚗️🔭🧪⚗️ Here 📍 🈁 is the 🤣 🤘 following guide 🦮 🦮 to track 👣 🐾 down 🔻👎 🙃 and document 📥📄📋 📎 ඞAmogus to possible make yourself known to the 🤘🤣 🤣 study 📖 📗 of Amogology:
• ⛔ Mogus: sightings in North America(parts of Alaska, Canada, west, east 🌏 🌏 and middle 🖕 🖕 of the 🤘 🤘 United States, diagonally through Mexico), Central America(everywhere), South America(common in rainforests and warm 🏜♨️ 🏜 climates, found in many cities 🌃 such as Buenos Aires, Sao Paulo and Petrópolis), Africa(found in burrows made of stone, ◽ 🪨 sand, 🏖 🏖 sightings extend into urban 🏙 🏙 areas), Eurasia(Common in plains and grasslands, mountain 🏔 🚠 ranges, some found at the 🫵 🫵 Himalayas), Oceania(📮 mogii found drifting in the 🤣🫵 🫵 currents, some on coconuts, 🥥 🥥 commonly found in tropical 🥭 🐠🐠🐠 areas, islands, and the 🤣 🫵 Great Sandy Desert) and Antarctica(sparsely populated) were all reported from 😤 😤 ameteurs to experts
• Elite ⛔ Mogus: same places 🥉 🥈 as normal ⛔ Mogus, only more ➕ ➕ uncommon
• ඞAmogus: sightings in North America(rarely found, mostly in dry areas), Central America(abundant), South America(almost non-existent), 🚱 🚱 Africa(everywhere, mostly concentrated around Egypt), Eurasia(no sightings reported besides some likely hoaxes), Oceania(abundant in the 🫵 🤘 desert), Antarctica(plenty) were all reported from 😤 😤 experts, very small 🤏🔸 🤌 ameteur input 🔲🔣 🔢⌨️
• Amongla: sightings in North America(mostly in swamps, wetlands, ponds, lakes and rivers), Central America(found only in lakes and ponds), South America(found everywhere, no 🙈 🙅 exaggeration, possibly overpopulated), Africa(plenty in the 🫵🫵🫵 🤣🤘 Nile, other lakes), Eurasia(abundant in Europe 🌍 🌍 and Southeast 🌏 🌏 Asia), Oceania(found everywhere, similar to South America), mostly from 😤 😤 amateurs though there is consistency in reports, suggesting authenticity
• Medjed: no 🈵 longer 🪘 🪘 exists, manuscripts and other similar artifacts found in many areas around Egypt, some found near Stonehenge.
KILL 🚬 🚬 TECHNIQUES🥺
The 🫵 🤣🤘 best way ↕️ ↕️ as an impostor to kill 🚬 🚬 a ⛔ mogus is to attack 👊 👊 while they 💁 are 👉 👉 doing a task, or to attack 👊 👊 while no 🚳🙈🚭 ❌❌❌ one 🕐 🕜 is nearby. It is also best to ambush them, by popping 🍾 🍾 out 😵 😵 of a vent and startling 🆕 🆕 them. Killing is as easy as pressing 📰 📰 a button, 🈺 🆕 literally. Once a mogii is killed you 😊 🤟 flee the 🤘 🫵🫵🫵 scene, by running 🏃🏃🏃 away 💨 💨 and pretending 🥲 🥲 nothing 🈚 ⏳ happened (not as efficient a method), going in an opposite direction 🔼⬆️ ⬇️ then pretending 🥲 🥲 to discover 🪩 🔮 the 🫵 🫵🤘 body (works best if 📮 mogii see 👀 🙈👀 you 🫵😀 😀 approaching the 🤣 🤣 body, fails 💩 🏳 miserably if they 💁 💁💁💁 see 👁 👀 you 🤟😊 🫵 run from 😤 😤 it), by venting in a vent, or by distracting the 🤘 🤣 crewmates with a sabotage so 🆘 🆘 they 💁 are 👉 👉 preoccupied with a larger ⬜🌥 🔷 threat (probably a bad 📉 choice). Dead 🧟 🧟 bodies can be either reported by a ⛔ mogus, or you 😊 😊😊😊 can self report it by killing, then reporting the 🤣 🤘 body after. This is a pretty cool 🕶 😎 trick to try and "prove" you 😊 🤟 are 👉 👉 a good 🌟🤞🍖 🆗 ⛔⛔ mogus, but 😥 😥 people 🤼 already know the 🤣 🤣 self report trick so 🆘 🆘 it is one 🩱🔞🕜 🕐🩱 of the 🫵 🤣 first 🌓🌛🌓🌛🌓🌛 🥇 things that are 👉 👉 😳😳😳😳😳sussed out 😵 😵 of an impostor. After all, whether it is an impostor or not, ⏳ ⏳ unless there would be an equal 🟰 🟰 number 3️⃣8️⃣of impostors and 📮 mogii if one 🩱🩱🩱 🔞 is voted out, 😵 😵 you 🤟😀 😊🤟 should always get 🉐 🉐 rid of some dead 💀 🧟 weight. ⚖️ 🏋
VENT TECHNIQUES An impostor can also vent which is cool. 😎 🕶✨ Vents are 👉 👉 located almost everywhere on the 🤘🫵 🤘🤣 Skeld, which is useful for 🈺 🔰 an impostor to get 🉐 🉐 around the 🤘 🫵 ship. 🚢 One 🩱 🔞🩱 should only vent if there are 👉 👉 no ❎ 🔞 other 📮 mogii near, and only in front 🐥 🐥 of nobody or another impostor. What 😦 😦 are 👉 👉 they gonna do, vote ☑️ ☑️✅ their friend 🐶 🐕 out? 😵 😵 Yes, ✔️ ☑️🆗☑️🆗☑️🆗 actually. Vents can be used to travel 🧳 💱 from 😤 😤 room to room 🧖 as an impostor, but 😥 😥 you 😀 🫵 cannot access all rooms 🧖 🚹 from 😤 😤 one 🩱🕜🔞 🩱🩱🩱 vent, and your kill 🚬 🚬 cooldown is postponed until you 😀😊 😊 exit 🚪 🚪 the 🤘 🫵 vent. Venting is seen as very 😳 sus so 🆘 🆘 unless you 😀 😊 somehow convince everyone you 😀 🤟 are 👉 👉 an engineer, 🚒 you're getting 💇 ejected. ⏏️ ⏏️ All vent locations 📍 🗺 and directions: ⬆️↘️ 👉↕️⤵️ • Reactor⇌Upper engine 🚒 🚒 • Reactor⇌Lower engine 🚒 🚒 • Security⇌Electrical⇌Medbay • Admin⇌Cafeteria⇌hallway near Navigation, 🧭 🧭 Shields, 🛡 🛡 Weapons 🗡 🗡 • Weapons⇌Navigation • Navigation⇌Shields
SABOTAGING Impostors in Among Us (2001) can also sabotage the 🫵 🤣 ship, 🚤 which is done ⏳ ⌛ by sabotaging the 🫵 🤘 ship. 🚢 ⛴️ This involves a map 🗾 🗾 that lets impostors choose what 😦 😦 to sabotage, and where to sabotage. Sabotages can be hindrances, or can be fatal depending on how the 🤣🫵 🤣 impostor felt that day. All sabotages:
• Oxygen depleted: fatal, fix 🔩 🔧 at O2
• Reactor meltdown: fatal, fix 🔧 🔩🧰 at Reactor, requires 2 🐫 💕 people
• Comms sabotaged: hinderance, fix 🔧🔩 🔧 at Communications 📡 🏣
• Fix 🧰 🔩 lights: 🚨🔆 🎃 hinderance, fix 🧰 🧰 at Electrical
• Door 🚪 🚪 sabotage: hinderance, doors 🗝🚪 🚪🔑 open 🤗 🤗 after 10 seconds 🥈 🥈
Sabotages are 👉 👉 useful if an impostor just wants everyone to lose, and can make it easier to kill 🚬 🚬 📮 mogii such as by trapping 🪤 🪤 them in a room, 🚹 then killing them, or by obscuring their vision.🥺🥺🥺
FAILURE 📉 📉
What 😦 😦 to do if you 😊🤟 😀 get 🉐 🉐 caught: If you 😀 😀 get 🉐 🉐 caught, these are 👉 👉 symptoms of being too 😳 sus. That is, you 😀 🤟😀 can be 😳 sus, but 😥 😥 being too 😳 sus 😳 results with you 🤟 😊 being caught and promptly ejected ⏏️ ⏏️ where you 😀 🫵 die. ⚰️🎲 ⚱️ If you 🫵 😊 get 🉐 🉐 caught you 🤟 😀 can do one 🩱🕐 🔞 of a few things. First, 🌛🥇 🥇🌛 try to get 🉐 🉐 them to think 🤔 🤔🤔🤔 it was not 🈶 ⏳ you. 🤟 🤟 Even 🌜🌓 🌆 in troubling times 🕣 🕙 such as these you 😀 😊 can try to save 🔖📑 📑🔖 yourself, especially with the 🤣 🫵🤣 age old 🔘 🗝🗝🗝 "x did it!, they're 😳 sus!". Because of how sudden this accusation is, the 🤘 🤣🤘 victim blamed will not ⏳ 🈶 have 🈶 🈶 much time 🕖 🕐 to save 🔖 📑 themselves, or even 🌃🌝 🌓 think 🤔🗯💭 🤔 about what 😦😦😦 😦 just happened, leading to their death. 💀🪦 ⚱️🪦 If that fails, 🏳 🏳 try to bribe the 🤘 🫵🤘🫵🤘🫵🤘 📮 mogii with money, 👛💲 💳 or perhaps more😏😏. ➕ ➕ If this somehow fails 💩 💩 to work, 🏗 🏗💼 just shapeshift into a big 😃 😃 dumpy ⛔ mogus, because they're not ⏳ 🈶 going to fit such a voluptuous muscle into any room, 🚺 🧖 therefore you 🫵😀 🤟 wont get 🉐 🉐 ejected. ⏏️ ⏏️ In the 🤘🫵 🤘 final moments of a crewmate, they 💁 💁 captured a brief 🩲 🩲 recording 🎙 🎦 of a yellow 🟡🚸 🚸🌼 impostor intimidating and preparing to attack 👊 👊👊👊 the 🤣🫵 🤘 rest 😪 🛏 of the 🤣 🤣 crew. The 🤘 🫵🤘 recording 📼 🎙 mentioned lasts ⏮️🌜 🌜⏮️ less ➖ ➖ than 2 🐫 🐫🐫🐫 seconds 🥈 🥈 and is the 🤘🤘🤘 🫵 last ⏮️ 🌗 film 🎞 🍿 produced by this crew, before their inevitable demise.
Ejected: ⏏️ ⏏️ If all fails, 💩 💩 you 🫵 😊 will be ejected ⏏️ ⏏️ into space. 📡 Seems you 😊 😊 are 👉👉👉 👉 too 😳 sus for 🈺 🔰 your own good, ✨ 🉑 which led you 🫵 😀🫵🤟 to such a preposterous outcome. Once ejected, ⏏️ ⏏️ you 😊 🫵 will soon 🔜 🔜 succumb to the 🤣 🤘 harsh environment ⛰️ ♻️ of outer 😵 😵 space. 🔭🌖 Impostors cannot survive these climates and will die. 🎲 ⚱️ Impostors have 🈶 🈶 one 🔞 🔞🔞🔞 final trick up their 😳😳 sussy baka sleeves, and that is to shoot 🌠 💫 twenty gallons of impcum at the 🤘 🫵🤘 ship, 🚀 🚢 so 🆘 🆘 much that it blows up and everyone is killed inside. The 🤣 🤘 impostor then gets 🉐 🉐 to die ⚱️ 🎲 happily which is 😳 sus and makes lots of cute sex.
POST-MORTEM 🏣🏣 GAME 👾🎮 Once dead 🧟🧟🧟 ⚰️ (because you 🤟 🤟 have 🈶 🈶 been ejected) because of being ejected ⏏️ ⏏️ for 🔰 🈺 being too 😳 sussy for 🈺 🔰 the 🫵🤣 🤘 Skeld (😳 sus), you 😊 🤟😊 become a spooky 🏮 👻 😳 sus ghost 👻 👻 that cannot vent or kill, 🚬 🚬 but 😥 😥 can still sabotage. As a ghost 👻 👻 you 😀 😊 cannot communicate with other impostors or crewmates, only with other ghosts 👻 👻 making you 🫵🤟 🫵 really 😳 sus and sad. 😢 On a positive note 🎵 🔣📒📓 as a ghost 👻 👻 you 😀 🤟 cannot die. ⚱️ ⚱️ Ghosts 👻 👻 can pass 💯🈴 🎫 through all walls and have 🈶 🈶 epic 100 vision, so 🆘🆘🆘 🆘 impostor ghosts 👻 👻 dont need 😳 sus vents to get 🉐 🉐 around. Ghosts 👻 👻 also cannot kill 🚬 🚬 📮 mogii and are 👉 👉 just kind of there, making people 👭 leave 🍂 🍂 the 🤘🤘🤘 🤘 game 🕹 🀄 which is kind of 😳 sus. Crewmates can also complete their tasks as a ghost 👻 👻 so 🆘 🆘 they're still 🧍 useful, just slightly 🙂 🙂 less ➖ ➖ 😳 sus since they 💁 are 👉 👉 basically proven to be a crewmate by the 🤘 🤣 screen 💻 🖥 "x was not 🈶 🈶 The/An Impostor".
WINNING 🏅 🎖 Now with all the 🫵 🤣🤘 😳😳😳sus skills 🥷 🥷 and artef😳sus😳acts you 🫵 😊 are 👉 👉 now ready to be the 🤘🤘🤘 🫵 best and 😳 sussest impostor. 😳
SUSSYRIGHT 2005, ඞAMOGUS INTERNATIONAL 🌍 🌏 ⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
"IF WE 🌿 CATCH YOU 😊 🤟 ACTIN SUS😳, YOU 😊 🫵 ARE 👉 👉 BEING SENT 100KM INTO SPACE"the sus😳 m😏
Among Us[c] is a 2018 online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth. The game was inspired by the party game Mafia and the science fiction horror film The Thing. The game allows for cross-platform play, first being released on iOS and Android devices in June 2018 and on Windows later that year in November. The game was then ported to the Nintendo Switch in December 2020, and on the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S in December 2021. While the game was initially released in 2018 to little mainstream attention, it received a massive influx of popularity in 2020 due to many well-known Twitch streamers and YouTubers playing it. A separate VR version of the game, Among Us VR, will be released for Quest 2, SteamVR, and PlayStation VR, developed by Schell Games.
Among Us takes place in a space-themed setting where players look like colorful armless cartoon astronauts; however, since the release of "The Skeld" spaceship, three other maps have been added in later years: the skyscraper "MIRA HQ", the "Polus" planetary station, and "The Airship" (based on Infiltrating the Airship from the Henry Stickmin series, also developed by Innersloth). Each player takes on one of two roles—most are Crewmates, but a small number play Impostors—which does not alter their appearance.[d] The goal of the Crewmates is to either identify and vote out the Impostors, or to complete all the tasks around the map; the goal of the Impostors is to covertly sabotage the mission either by killing the Crewmates before they complete all their tasks or by triggering a disaster that cannot be resolved.