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The Twitch Creative Psychos

Disclaimer: The write-ups here are non-authoritative and probably false. But that never stopped anyone.

MissCoookiez

After a long and hard day of painting in the woods, the artist finally flipped out. Those evil ducks! They had to pay. It was time. Time to destroy every last duck, every last trace of duckdom from this planet. Starting... right here.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PowerfulComfortableDadUnSane

DeviCat

This feline terror has many victims to her name already. Some of them bled, some did not. The gigantic 'X' on the head is one of her signatures, her calling-cards, and she is not afraid to sign in blood.

https://clips.twitch.tv/HonorableDifficultSkirretOneHand

DeviCat

In order to create her amazing characters, the Devi must first acquire the critical components. As we all know, the eyes are the window to the soul, and the Devi seeks to use only the most excellent windows, taken one or two eyes at a time from her various victims. Sometimes, she is able to take an entire face from one character and transplant it onto another, improving construction efficiency dramatically.

https://clips.twitch.tv/InquisitiveWildSamosaOptimizePrime and https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialRoughGalagoRalpherZ

SleepyMia

Plain and simple. You can draw a gun, you can draw a sword, and you can even draw feet, just as long as you don't violate the Twitch Terms of Service.

https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyInexpensiveEggplantDuDudu

DeviCat

To get enough components (see above), the Devi needs an unending supply of victims. Despite easily having enough for her current harvesting needs, she gleefully seeks more, more, ever more.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FunPatientBubbleteaTinyFace

CandySprout

Beware the cute ones. Despite her theme being all pastel pinks and blues, this deadly woman is the reason for all those misshapen heads you have seen. Here she sketches one of the tools she uses for altering head shapes.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteBashfulButterflyKippa

DeviCat

Not all her body parts are personally harvested. Here we see the Devi opening a box of mail-order components; they were blind-boxed, and she did not know exactly which parts would be included. It surprised her greatly to find that one of them was... a tooth.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousDifferentMetalTF2John

FierceKittenz

Like the Devi, this kitten is not afraid to get her hands dirty, obtaining victims and dissecting them for usable components. Here she contemplates her options, cautioning the viewers that the dissection process can at times be noisy (for obvious reasons).

https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedInspiringPeafowlFunRun

ProphTart

Beware those who create things without properly thinking about their layers. This poor gentleman cannot be blamed for his actions, as it is not his fault that a demon took possession of his body. Note the background of Lucia di Lammermoor, subtly hinting at the likely fate of this man's wife.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ModernGrotesqueSrirachaFunRun and https://clips.twitch.tv/TangibleCharmingSaladAMPEnergyCherry and https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulRenownedPeafowlBCWarrior

DeviCat

Here we see the steps just prior to dissection. The Devi seeks out a new body, but since that body is currently fully operational, she must select a method of de-operationalizing the body. Attempting to harvest components from an active corpse is usually problematic, so she makes the corpse more of, well, a corpse.

https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyPoorScallionBloodTrail

Kadoodles

In this example, we see a psycho's assistant discussing the nature of the work she does. Every component of a victim is potentially usable, and thus saleable. The greatest psychos often purchase components rather than harvesting them all (see DeviCat above), and it is from such merchants as Doodles that they seek the less... presentable components.

(language warning, borderline NSFW) https://clips.twitch.tv/PleasantSecretiveSalmonLeeroyJenkins

DeviCat

Even psychos need step-by-step instructions sometimes. Fortunately, the Devi is here with all the instructions you need. Reiko the Fauna demonstrates the first steps towards success.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantCheerfulWitchBudBlast

NightGalem

Some people can get away with murder. Others need to conceal the evidence, at least a little bit.

https://clips.twitch.tv/TallInnocentKaleSuperVinlin

CookingForNoobs

What do psychos contribute to society? Why, of course, they offer their stabby services to those who are in need! Only a medical professional could talk of surgery while gazing at food.

https://clips.twitch.tv/DullAcceptableAlfalfaBIRB

BjornsWorkshop

Never fight against the knife. Let it work for you. Interestingly, this particular psycho feels that the face is a weird place to go to work, yet is quite happy to discuss styles and techniques for working other parts of the human body.

https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeHorriblePistachioEleGiggle

TambriArt

Victim or minion? Either way, you don't need eyes if you're around this artist. She will remove them and, perhaps, give you a replacement set. Or perhaps not. They're overrated anyway.

https://clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingStrangeApeSpicyBoy

XionFox

Some days, it's just so much hassle to do your proper murders. But a proper psycho will not shy away from her duty. Those holes gotta be made.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableIgnorantPeafowlJonCarnage

CONCLUSION

We can never truly conclude this search, but the part of it where prizes are to be given out has come to a close. The most inspiring clips from the above collection are deemed to be:

Additional illustrious psychos:

We can see ample evidence that creative persons have a strong tendency to be psychotic murderers, at least when taken out of context. Support your local Twitch Creative streamers and help them to wear their straitjackets with pride and a sense of true accomplishment. For after all, it takes many years of practice to become as dangerous and awesome as these people are.