A Pseudo-Philosophical Novel

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Uses a corpus from #84 to generate filler, pseudo-philosophical paragraphs.

Preview (quotes came from a previously-generated novel - not the one linked here):

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying! Drop the two when you add the figures. The pencils have all been used. Parsley seed goes nine times to the devil. Crack the walnut with your sharp side teeth.

The moment one learns English, complications sets in. It is the spring of hope. The longest journey starts with a single step. They shoot the white girl first. It is the day my grandmother exploded.

The tube was blown and the tire flat and useless. In the town, there are two mutes and they are always together. The pearl was worn in a thin silver ring. I'm not afraid of death. I know that fantasy is hardly an escape from reality.

I can resist anything except temptation? I think that is better not never tell nobody but God. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. A cruise in warm waters in a sleek yacht is fun. The old pan was covered with hard fudge.

Yes: I am a dreamer. Dead men tell no tales. In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice. Today I'm older. Never speak ill of the dead. Women form less than half of the group.