twitch.tv/bloodpipe

[boldenburg]

I HEREBY INVOKE MY RIGHTS...

As described in section 11.11.B of the BIFFUD Corporate Bylaws I hereby invoke my rights as a sentient being who has not uploaded their mind to the cloud for consideration of this project application by the BIFFUD Hive Mind. With this application I submit my interest in becoming a Member of BIFFUD and having this project supported and adored by all who can 🤔.

Project Information

• Project Name:

twitch.tv/bloodpipe

• Project Haiku:

when pipes give you blood
put it on the Internet
this is why Twitch exists

• Project Analogy:

It's like blood for your lunchtime viewing. We're gonna disrupt your lunch with blood.

Project Description

I want to make a Twitch livestream of the blood pipe. I already registered twitch.tv/bloodpipe.

Bylaw Questions

How is this project a bad idea?

If this project were a D&D Character, what alignment would it be and why?

Alignment (CHOOSE ONE):

• Chaotic Neutral

Where are the lulz?

Probably the music we choose to accompany the blood pipe.

How does this project make people thinking face emoji?

Why is the pipe bleeding? Does the pipe need to be bleeding? What's in the blood? Could the blood go somewhere else?

Who is involved?

• Name: Baron Oldenburg
• Twitter: @baron
• Github ID: boldenburg
• Skillz: i am good at the Internet
• Project role / expectations: technical bits
• Project stake: 50%
• Name: Daniel Schultz
• Twitter: @seventhplacedan @slifty
• Github ID: slifty
• Skillz: "I know the world's largest network of environmental journalists"
• Project role / expectations: talk to people about the blood pipe
• Project stake: 50%

Who will be the project's Comptroller?

Baron Oldenburg

Is this realistic to implement via BIFFUD?

Disturbingly.

Next Steps

1. Attend the next scheduled BIFFUD plotting session to plead your case.
2. Contact Tavish Campbell, discoverer of blood pipe.
3. Figure out how to make an underwater livestream.
4. Deploy the underwater livestream.

How (often) will you be providing updates to the organization?

Monthly. We need to capitalize on the renewed fervor around blood pipe, get in on this while it's still hot. The topic, not the blood. The blood may or may not be hot. It's probably not hot. But it might be.